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spaghetti doctor.

could be made into a monster
if we all pull together as a team

he / him / tema
Pinned
More cats as art

[From Jüri Arrak’s illustrations for the book „Suur Tõll“ (1982)]
having a band of all left-handed folks is unusual, sure, but feels rude to call it strange
February 12, 2026 at 9:22 AM
just reminded me I never got around to watching season 4 despite how strong s3 was
February 12, 2026 at 9:15 AM
Robert Beltran tried to get written out of the show but instead they just gave him more and more money
February 12, 2026 at 8:50 AM
hey one of those birds is giving me a very suspicious feeling
February 12, 2026 at 4:43 AM
right but that still doesn't settle the horny / chaste question

does he blaze some pipeweed and then get crankin'?
February 12, 2026 at 4:25 AM
saw Grandaddy last year, touring for the anniversary of Sophtware Slump. they played it in its entirety, then basically said "that was an ordeal, but now we can have some fun" and played another full set's worth of other material
February 12, 2026 at 4:19 AM
the L stands for "loser" and the A stands for "asshole"
February 12, 2026 at 4:02 AM
that oil painting of a snapshot of Clarence Thomas and some of his favorite billionaires and fedsoc assholes — all dressed in a weird blend of business casual and the sale rack at Cabelas — has been living rent-free in my head
February 12, 2026 at 3:46 AM
my money's on "yes, and"
February 12, 2026 at 3:15 AM
@fredo.bsky.social are you going to stand for this kind of shabby treatment
February 12, 2026 at 2:55 AM
yeah you will, also I hope you have strong gums
February 12, 2026 at 2:41 AM
HELL YEAH

btw that's very true about the softest paw
February 12, 2026 at 2:21 AM
🇸🇪 vs 🇮🇹, 🏒

SWE is up 53–15 in shots but only leading by 1 goal

remarkable work by the Italian goalie
February 11, 2026 at 10:16 PM
yes
February 11, 2026 at 8:26 PM
also aussie rules football objectively rocks

the field is non-rectangular!

the officials do finger guns to indicate that you scored!
February 11, 2026 at 7:18 PM
not to be confused with a *typographic* river

which implies typesheds and a typographic great divide
February 11, 2026 at 4:40 PM
calculus is one of humanity's most beautiful discoveries so I'm glad there are folks making it more accessible
February 11, 2026 at 2:33 PM
heck yeah it reminds us
February 11, 2026 at 2:19 PM
they should replace him with Thomas Frank

he can't do any worse than Thomas Frank, plus they wouldn't need to change any signage or what they write on paycheques
Thomas Frank (political commentator) - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 11, 2026 at 2:13 PM
"i KNEW it was a mistake to appoint andore to the zoning commission"
February 11, 2026 at 10:48 AM
oh so the city bureaucracy is the REAL final fight
February 11, 2026 at 10:46 AM
i trust you're voting for mike haggar to get reelected mayor?
February 11, 2026 at 10:43 AM
there literally must be a metroidvania where you can break a particular wall to find a cask of sherry with a skeleton next to it, right?
it's more posh to eat your rotisserie chicken out of a brick wall like in castlevania
February 11, 2026 at 10:42 AM
it's more posh to eat your rotisserie chicken out of a brick wall like in castlevania
February 11, 2026 at 10:39 AM
pulling up the ladder, then jumping down (because why are we even up here anyway?) and dying of a broken leg despite eating all that horse paste
February 11, 2026 at 10:36 AM