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🦃 🥧 kurivaim 𓃠 ehk Rehepapp 👻
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spaghetti doctor.

could be made into a monster
if we all pull together as a team

he / him / tema
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More cats as art

[From Jüri Arrak’s illustrations for the book „Suur Tõll“ (1982)]
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Wild how the Boy Mayor age for cis white men overlaps with the geriatric pregnancy age
November 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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i am the very model of a fascist surgeon general
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
SHEDEUR TIME
Rosengarten is guilty of felony murder out there
November 16, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Rosengarten is guilty of felony murder out there
November 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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The end of dollar hegemony will transform U.S. debt from a fiscal drag into a high-yield fusion bomb.

For decades dollarization has generated structural demand for U.S. treasuries, depressing the interest rates the U.S. needs to offer to service its debt.
one thing that I think we really don't think about is if Trump fucks up America's macro privileges or role in the international system and Americans are forced to end up dealing with a economic system that doesn't allow for the same old fiscal fixes as before
god I remember the fandom Russian zoomers on Twitter during the start of the war who were either "what can I do, I can't be held responsible" or "wow it's so mean that the West sanctioned us from our favourite fandoms"
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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It's funny seeing how the moment an American pope was chosen, every tradcath adult convert suddenly started going "oh no I need to schism"

Like the whole Catholicism thing stopped being fun for them the moment the pope could go "hey what the fuck are you doing" in English at em
November 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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About this - there are so many quotes from powerful men, re: Epstein, where they say they weren't involved and had no idea how bad Epstein was. But even taken completely at face value, why do they never go on to say, "I no longer speak to the person who introduced us. He knew."
I think that some people, particularly powerful men, are under the impression that we underwent a seismic cultural shift in the past 20 years whereby holding 15 year old girls hostage on a private rape tourism island suddenly became beyond the pale and that simply did not happen.
November 16, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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“we will kill you” while posting boats getting drone struck (containing people they killed) really feels like the glorifying of violence & harm
November 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
someone get that man a Hartford Whalers jersey
He's the sports jersey pope now. 1000 years from now historians will be going through the Vatican archives trying to figure out who the Charlotte Hornets were.
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
November 16, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Jeopardy response: "What is something that has never been true about Big Naturals Tom Bombadil?"
November 15, 2025 at 8:40 AM
emily brontë coming on strong
how many niggas are ready to move?
November 15, 2025 at 5:38 AM
POV: you have a grease man
November 15, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal

It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
*slaps you on the abdomen*
this baby can cause SO much pain
My right side is absolutely killing me

You need an appendectomy

How much is that

Umm … $47,285

How much without the anesthesia

Ok we can do that for $36,210

I don’t think so

What’s it going to take to get you into this OR today

I’m going to shop around

Hold on, my manager is coming over
TRUMP: We’re going to give Americans the money to buy health insurance

REPORTER: But won’t they buy it from
Insurance companies?

TRUMP: Ahhh. Some may. I mean they’ll be negotiating prices
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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genuinely can't tell which part might be funnier, MTG slowly putting together the dots on this, now, at the end of all things, or the possibility that she thinks that nobody else has already
Marjorie Taylor Greene on Trump: “It’s astonishing really how hard he’s fighting to stop the Epstein files from coming out that he actually goes to this level.”
November 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Dr Sketchy's was tonight, you should have come and drawn
November 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
hot tip for Belinda Chandra and all other companions:
If you're not asking the doctor annoying questions in the portal, you're leaving free healthcare on the table
November 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Are you located in the DC-Baltimore-Philadelphia-New York corridor?

Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark?

Now available for free!

Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room!

Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!
November 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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The Jeff Buckley Swim Academy
This is a real flight school, teaching people to fly planes!!! Like????
November 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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I hope if nothing else it opens people's eyes to what's going on. I used to consistently hear "the media just wants clicks/ratings." If they wanted that they would be doggedly pursuing the Epstein story. But what they actually want is to help Trump rule us and ultimately enslave us
Any other time, any other President, and "the dude was in a global conspiracy to fuck them kids" would have been 24/7 coverage. Even Dubya.

I remember the fucking Lewinsky coverage. Our media have become craven hacks carrying water for rich pedophiles and I feel insane typing that but there it is.
“a nothing burger” lol
November 14, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:

saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3

and a worker tier whose emails are like:

Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
"BROOKE ROLLINS: That judge in Rhode Island is the largest Democrat donor"

is she telling us that George Soros is secretly a judge in Rhode Island?
CNN: The judge said there was funding available to fully fund SNAP and you didn't use it

BROOKE ROLLINS: That judge in Rhode Island is the largest Democrat donor

CNN: Is it not factual that the judge said $4b could've been used to fully fund SNAP?

ROLLINS: That is not facts
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
ok thank you for your coöperation everybody

I was able to get through and run my search

we can all take a big sigh of relief: despite 11 search hits for "Batman" in the Epstein emails, he's in the clear

the 1 true hit is from a book of columns; the rest are words / names like "bagman" or Bauman
November 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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"This woke Me-Too bullshit has gone too far," said the former Harvard President and Secretary of the U.S. Treasury to the billionaire pedophile sex trafficker in a private email that the Justice Department under both parties kept secret for years
November 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM