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kuriva.im
🦃 🥧 kurivaim 𓃠 ehk Rehepapp 👻
@kuriva.im
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spaghetti doctor.

could be made into a monster
if we all pull together as a team

he / him / tema
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you're good, you had a nap at least
labels on the replied-to skeet, showing that @jazzpomegranate.com changed profile 5+ times yesterday, changed profile more than 3 of the last 30 days, and posted more than 100 times yesterday
November 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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my phone is of a similar vintage and sometimes I check to make sure it knows my speech patterns
phone screenshot: "Personal word list" "The words that the BlackBerry Keyboard learns from your everyday typing appear here." Listed words include: John-Carpenter-ass LaRouche Le'Veon LeClerc Marxist-Leninist Mason-Dixon NESticle
November 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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this is the best I can hope for

(this one goes left to right, not right to left)
a big domino is labeled "Trump and Epstein spend decades as friends and coconspirators" a small domino is labeled "Trump is impeached a third time, and this time it works?"
November 15, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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POV: you have a grease man
Brad Pitt and George Clooney in OCEAN'S ELEVEN
November 15, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Dr Sketchy's was tonight, you should have come and drawn
three 5-minute sketches (two in fountain pen, one in pencil) of a woman in a skimpy outfit and giant platform heels in different poses on a stage a ten-minute sketch of a woman sitting on a chair, with flames added for fun
November 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Dave Portnoy attempting to nail a Tall-Nut from Plants vs Zombies to a gate
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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as long as you remember that ACAB includes bobbies

british cops in silly hats are just as apt to kettle demonstrators, beat them up, and arrest them on bogus charges as any other cops
british police officers beating up striking coal miners near Orgreave in 1984 photo Phil Spencer & Gerry Crowther / Getty Images british police officers beating up striking coal miners near Orgreave in 1984 image by Don McPhee
November 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Steve Buscemi on bass, Adam Sandler on drums, and Brendan Fraser on guitar as "The Lone Rangers" (plural) from the movie AIRHEADS (1994)
November 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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ok thank you for your coöperation everybody

I was able to get through and run my search

we can all take a big sigh of relief: despite 11 search hits for "Batman" in the Epstein emails, he's in the clear

the 1 true hit is from a book of columns; the rest are words / names like "bagman" or Bauman
🔍 Epstein Document Search [ Batman ] [ All Folders ] [ 25 results ] Showing 11 of 11 results (1327ms)
November 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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wikipedia says chickens use a lot of the same hormones fwiw
Sperm transfer occurs by cloacal contact between the male and female, in an action called the 'cloacal kiss'.[38] As with all birds, reproduction is controlled by a neuroendocrine system,[39] the Gonadotropin-Releasing Hormone-I neurons in the hypothalamus. Reproductive hormones including estrogen, progesterone, and gonadotropins (luteinizing hormone and follicle-stimulating hormone) initiate and maintain sexual maturation changes. Reproduction declines with age, thought to be due to a decline in GnRH-I-N.[40]
November 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Echo's character arc in Hades II is a fun way of playing with that notion
Echo, spirited Nymph, tells Melinoë: "A place like... this is where I can help... I can help... I can help... others, who... have no one to talk to. To turn to. Because I found... I can reflect their feelings, and their thoughts... and their thoughts... and their thoughts..."
November 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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this paragraph perfectly explains why I give santacon just as wide a berth as I would proud boys or sailors on shore leave

that many young men in one place in uniform simply cannot be up to anything but trouble
Like Schmitt, Hackett saw Santacon as a time to consider the role of anonymity and mass disguises in society—but he doesn’t think what comes of that is always a beautiful or magical Christmas. “It’s not noble,” he says, sounding upbeat. “It’s not good. It’s kind of fucked up. And that’s the beauty of Santas or anyone wearing a mass costume… It allows you to be who you really are, and who you are is fucking disgusting.”
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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lmao this timeline sucks but my timeline is great
my timeline showing two back-to-back reskeets of the replied-to skeet
November 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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here's what I'm going with today

(RIP The Nib)
a mug with a cartoon image of someone checking their phone and having their whole face scorched off
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Favorite superhero that isn't Marvel or DC

Victor Wooten
Victor Wooten playing a Fodera Monarch 'Yin Yang' bass
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Mamdani sign style text that reads NO SLEEP til Brooklyn
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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30 rock meme Tina Fey: "What a week, huh?" Alec Baldwin: "Lemon, it's Sunday"
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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he knows precisely how cute he is
a floofy grey cat resting the side of his chin on the corner of a guitar and looking directly at the camera
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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further update: after briefly investigating the guitar cases, trying to wheedle an early dinner, and sulking in a box until dinner was served, he is now doing violence to the spirit of the experiment (though I can't help but salute his obstinacy)
a floofy gray cat in a cardboard box, studiously ignoring the camera and the human holding it a floofy grey cat sprawled across a couch, using the body of an acoustic guitar as a makeshift pillow
November 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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update: he is all tuckered out after a brief bath
a floofy gray cat sprawled asleep on a chair
November 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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still taking bets; looks like the current nap is a really good one
a floofy grey cat curled up on a chair, paws over his belly this time
November 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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ta on mõlemaid heaks kiitnud, aga pole veel saanud võimalust sees magama heita
a floofy gray cat perched on a guitar case, looking up at the camera
November 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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still taking bets; the previous nap continues apace
a floofy grey cat asleep on the same chair, now in a slightly different position the belly remains on display
November 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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currently taking bets: where do you think this cat will take his next nap after he wakes up from this one?

the acoustic case is deeper and roomier, but the lining of the electric case is plusher
a floofy gray cat asleep on a chair, twisted around so his face is pointed the opposite way from his hindpaws the belly is on full display two open guitar cases: an Alvarez dreadnought case above, and a Gretsch electric case below
November 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS

if you guessed "rinse out the better than bouillon jar so you don't lose any deliciousness" day, you win a prize
a jar of better than bouillon chili base with only a tiny amount of chili base remaining, much of which is stuck to the sides and bottom of the jar the same jar, having been rinsed, all the flavor now being in the pot
November 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM