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Eli Lee, Exiled Poster
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Eli Lee, 30-something wretched sportsboy, they/them. Weights, running, and roller derby 🛼
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Frankly, if you approached any cisgender woman playing roller derby and informed her that men have a biological advantage over her, you'd be laughed out of the room so loudly you'd have to go to the next county over before you'd stop hearing it.
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What if the loved ones we’ve lost could be part of our future?
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Were there no other options for the shape of this graphic
November 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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*shakily removing glasses*
November 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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i am bringing back frog wizard friday
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
In all fairness it would be pretty funny to watch Patton Oswalt stuff that lady into a wood chipper
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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bluesky: this user has been banned for suggesting that noted blood thief Dr Pedophile be tricked into playing Those Endearing Young Charms on an exploding piano.
bluesky's dweebs: I don't understand the problem. moderation isn't easy at scale, this was morally correct. I too am scared of pianos.
November 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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If you use GenAI to avoid reading my correspondence with you, you are telling me that you don't respect me enough to interact with me directly.

Which is something I will definitely keep in mind for any future correspondence with you.
I also think GenAI summaries of conversations and personal emails are fucking wack and disrespectful

Either you have time to genuinely engage with what someone said or you don’t
November 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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January 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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i bet shakespeare’s dick smelled crazy
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Love how they can now replicate the experience of some asshole relative shutting you down about an accomplishment you're proud of in order to needle you about your romantic life from beyond the grave
New insult to life itself just dropped
November 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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ITS REAL
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Ghislaine Maxwell Conceals Escape Tunnel Behind Pinup Poster Of Shirley Temple
November 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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okay, that just about does it
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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hello puppy girl friends. i have a message for you.
November 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Gaetz rapes 17 year old child
Kelly whitewashes rape of 15 year old child
OK judge frees man who raped two teen girls

These are all symptoms of the cancer of child marriage in America—with 300K+ such cases since 2000.😳

Has your state banned child marriage yet?
www.qasimrashid.com/p/epstein-fi...
Epstein Files Reminder: USA has a child marriage epidemic—it's even worse than you think
Despite more than 300,000 documented child marriages since 2000, Republicans are fighting to keep it that way
www.qasimrashid.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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They invented a vaccine that makes you horny for old gross fish men
November 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM