Haiku Octopus
@haikuoctopus.bsky.social
just a city boy
born and raised in south Detroit
fits perfectly here
she/her
🚫not affiliated with the creepy platypus
octopus natterings: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i6zr4pkar7p35xzkmyqbgv5s/feed/aaalusmjvpx64
born and raised in south Detroit
fits perfectly here
she/her
🚫not affiliated with the creepy platypus
octopus natterings: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i6zr4pkar7p35xzkmyqbgv5s/feed/aaalusmjvpx64
Pinned
paper whites open
delicate petals, nature’s
origami yawns
delicate petals, nature’s
origami yawns
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a wet t-shirt contest but with gasoline
May 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
a wet t-shirt contest but with gasoline
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Okay, I got rid of that bathwater like you asked, but promise me you won't be angry about something
May 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Okay, I got rid of that bathwater like you asked, but promise me you won't be angry about something
a sunburnt cactus
shelters under canopy
timid arms stretching
shelters under canopy
timid arms stretching
May 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
a sunburnt cactus
shelters under canopy
timid arms stretching
shelters under canopy
timid arms stretching
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I didn't tell you how much it cost me to drive to the healing place to make you feel bad, I told you so you would know it was real and tangible. Also I'm extra healed because no one there can fix a flat tire.
May 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I didn't tell you how much it cost me to drive to the healing place to make you feel bad, I told you so you would know it was real and tangible. Also I'm extra healed because no one there can fix a flat tire.
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Was in the ground too long and feels like an over clipped wing to be out of it but if you really need someone on the surface, just a friendly, filthy, unaccustomed beak to light around with I guess I could do the one about how potatoes think graves are how birds must live
May 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Was in the ground too long and feels like an over clipped wing to be out of it but if you really need someone on the surface, just a friendly, filthy, unaccustomed beak to light around with I guess I could do the one about how potatoes think graves are how birds must live
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When I was your age, we had to turn a crank to start the internet
November 25, 2024 at 12:56 AM
When I was your age, we had to turn a crank to start the internet
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A Hellboy sequel where he finally grows up to be Hellman so he can take over the family mayonnaise business
November 14, 2024 at 9:23 PM
A Hellboy sequel where he finally grows up to be Hellman so he can take over the family mayonnaise business
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If, by razzle dazzle, you mean changing my socks, this relationship just might work.
May 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
If, by razzle dazzle, you mean changing my socks, this relationship just might work.
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Oh no, the dozen or so people that see my posts have healthy boundaries and logged off social media to sleep or watch a nice film or have dinner or something.
May 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Oh no, the dozen or so people that see my posts have healthy boundaries and logged off social media to sleep or watch a nice film or have dinner or something.
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The hat man is bald
May 24, 2025 at 5:14 AM
The hat man is bald
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when a bunch of bros get angry I like to ask what the fellas are all in a tizzy about and let me tell you that does not help
April 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
when a bunch of bros get angry I like to ask what the fellas are all in a tizzy about and let me tell you that does not help
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MAGICIAN: Is this your card?
ME: Oh my gosh yes!
MAGICIAN: It's been declined. Do you have another way to pay the deposit for your kid's party?
ME: Oh my gosh yes!
MAGICIAN: It's been declined. Do you have another way to pay the deposit for your kid's party?
October 26, 2023 at 8:41 PM
MAGICIAN: Is this your card?
ME: Oh my gosh yes!
MAGICIAN: It's been declined. Do you have another way to pay the deposit for your kid's party?
ME: Oh my gosh yes!
MAGICIAN: It's been declined. Do you have another way to pay the deposit for your kid's party?
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if you find a medicine that works for you, you can call yourself New and Improved
May 23, 2025 at 1:30 PM
if you find a medicine that works for you, you can call yourself New and Improved
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Bet I’d be pretty good at ovulating
May 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Bet I’d be pretty good at ovulating
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Tattoos are just adult stickers
May 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Tattoos are just adult stickers
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As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at my life and realise it's fucking boring, man.
May 24, 2025 at 11:46 AM
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at my life and realise it's fucking boring, man.
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I thought I was going with the ebb and flow but it turned out I was circling the drain in an inflatable flamingo
May 24, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I thought I was going with the ebb and flow but it turned out I was circling the drain in an inflatable flamingo
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if I was a spice girl I’d be sketchy spice
May 24, 2025 at 3:14 AM
if I was a spice girl I’d be sketchy spice
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Speed dating is where you have to tell Keanu reeves a little about yourself or this bus will explode
January 15, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Speed dating is where you have to tell Keanu reeves a little about yourself or this bus will explode
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I do not flirt. I express appreciation. Flirting implies the hope of reciprocity. I’m just screaming “nice sweater” into the void.
May 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I do not flirt. I express appreciation. Flirting implies the hope of reciprocity. I’m just screaming “nice sweater” into the void.
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alcohol is never the answer unless the question is “why is grant like this”
May 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
alcohol is never the answer unless the question is “why is grant like this”