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Gruffalo Trace
@gruffalotrace.bsky.social
Refugee from the Bad Place.
Generally sarcastic, sometimes amusing, occasionally serious, generally dull.
Zero life plan. Love a Bourbon. Dark sense of humour. Quiet... normally
maple filtered over there
Pinned
You said the worst thing about getting old would be seeing the spark fade in my eyes.
Who would have thought you'd be the one to put it out.
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November 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Carrie Fisher was the blueprint.
Protect your people. Call out the predators.
#RESIST
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Annnnnnnnddddd my back's fucked again 🤬🤬🤬😖😖😖😢😢😢
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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The moon doesn't owe me anything, and yet she continues giving.
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Ladies and Gents....
The Wet Bandits
November 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
You're the need to have another crap, just after you get out of the shower.
You’re the puddle just after a fresh pair of socks
You’re the toothpaste just after the orange juice.
November 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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How many red flags do I need to wave in your face for you to notice me
November 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Fortresses are hard to live in, but they’re also terrifying to leave.
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Giggity
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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how dare you start sucking my dick when im talking to y….actually you know what, that’s fine
November 22, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Went for a pint and doodled the workds greatest detective..
Columbo
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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BREAKING: Biff Lost the Almanac
November 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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I just saved £250 on my car insurance by putting my car in reverse and leaving the scene of the accident.
November 23, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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Breaking Bad is different from what I remember
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Monday.
November 24, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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When calligraphers get mad they send strongly lettered words
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Are those "MANY GREAT LEGAL SCHOLARS" in the room with you right now, Piggy?
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Sometimes you have a big heavy winter coat, and it's intricate - zippers and so forth.
And even after having and wearing it for years, you find some little useful pocket you didnt know about.
If you're just a little lucky, life is like that - you find resources you didn't know you had.
November 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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I’m gonna tell my kids there were no flat Earthas.
November 17, 2023 at 8:30 PM
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🎶That's me in the spotlight, losing my religion
November 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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I think the axiom
Never look back is awful advice
I think the quicker you process the trauma, the better you become at navigating boundaries
yours and theirs
and the clarity although heartbreaking is an actual act of self love
November 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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CrossFit
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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You can insert more ram
Can you wipe my Hard Drive
You can fan my CPU.
November 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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ATHEISTS, IF JESUS IS NOT REAL, EXPLAIN THIS!
#SacrilegeSunday
November 23, 2025 at 6:05 AM