Robin Bastard
@robbacrab.bsky.social
HB 💚💍 https://bsky.app/profile/robbacrab.bsky.social #BLM #LGBTQ 🏳️⚧️ #ANTIFA #Woke #FuckTrump #FuckMusk #ThatEscalatedQuickly he/him
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Robin Bastard
@robbacrab.bsky.social
· Nov 26
Been on here less than a week and had 2 DM's from new followers, which fall into the begging/catfish categories. Not too bad, but I'm gonna pin this as it saves having to explain myself each time 🤗
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🎶I’m macrodosing on sunshine…whoa-o!🎶
February 13, 2026 at 3:24 PM
🎶I’m macrodosing on sunshine…whoa-o!🎶
February 14, 2026 at 10:11 AM
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February 13, 2026 at 7:14 PM
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz353bs
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Oh yea? I went to Sovngarde and killed Alduin the world eater. Whatd you do today?
February 8, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Oh yea? I went to Sovngarde and killed Alduin the world eater. Whatd you do today?
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I'm not sure you should buy this, considering he broke up with the label without release anything and it probably isn't approved by his estate.
Posthumous JOHN SYKES Single 'My Guitar' Now Available
Posthumous JOHN SYKES Single 'My Guitar' Now Available
Australia's Golden Robot Records has released "My Guitar", a "powerful and deeply personal" posthumous single from late English guitarist John Sykes (TYGERS OF PAN TANG, THIN LIZZY, WHITESNAKE, BLUE M...
blabbermouth.net
February 13, 2026 at 7:59 PM
I'm not sure you should buy this, considering he broke up with the label without release anything and it probably isn't approved by his estate.
February 13, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Scientist: dick bug
Other Scientist: no
Scientist: penis beetle
Other Scientist: no
Scientist: cock roach
Other Scientist: ok sure
#FridayFuckology
Other Scientist: no
Scientist: penis beetle
Other Scientist: no
Scientist: cock roach
Other Scientist: ok sure
#FridayFuckology
a man is laying on a bed with a toy cockroach on his back .
ALT: a man is laying on a bed with a toy cockroach on his back .
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Scientist: dick bug
Other Scientist: no
Scientist: penis beetle
Other Scientist: no
Scientist: cock roach
Other Scientist: ok sure
#FridayFuckology
Other Scientist: no
Scientist: penis beetle
Other Scientist: no
Scientist: cock roach
Other Scientist: ok sure
#FridayFuckology
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The very first thing I posted today was “flogging your Pennis” so not sure where I go from here.
February 13, 2026 at 1:17 PM
The very first thing I posted today was “flogging your Pennis” so not sure where I go from here.
Saw a pack of gummy worms that read 'No artificial flavor'
Who buys gummy worms hoping they'd taste as close to real worms as possible?
#FridayFuckology
Who buys gummy worms hoping they'd taste as close to real worms as possible?
#FridayFuckology
a close up of a statue of a turtle with a black pillow in the background
ALT: a close up of a statue of a turtle with a black pillow in the background
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Saw a pack of gummy worms that read 'No artificial flavor'
Who buys gummy worms hoping they'd taste as close to real worms as possible?
#FridayFuckology
Who buys gummy worms hoping they'd taste as close to real worms as possible?
#FridayFuckology
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A Succulent Pair
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boredmaud.etsy.com/listing/4456...
February 12, 2026 at 5:57 PM
A Succulent Pair
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boredmaud.etsy.com/listing/4456...
I was showing my kids how to skim stones over water today
But what a bunch of miserable bastards they are in the local swimming pool
#FridayFuckology
But what a bunch of miserable bastards they are in the local swimming pool
#FridayFuckology
a man wearing sunglasses and a shirt that says ' i cannot have this conversation right now '
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a shirt that says ' i cannot have this conversation right now '
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 11:58 AM
I was showing my kids how to skim stones over water today
But what a bunch of miserable bastards they are in the local swimming pool
#FridayFuckology
But what a bunch of miserable bastards they are in the local swimming pool
#FridayFuckology
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You hapless romantic you!
February 13, 2026 at 11:17 AM
You hapless romantic you!
If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine's Day
I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl's drink or dessert then sit back and watch the madness unfold at every table
#FridayFuckology
I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl's drink or dessert then sit back and watch the madness unfold at every table
#FridayFuckology
Its All In The Gag Reflexes Lexx Gag GIF
ALT: Its All In The Gag Reflexes Lexx Gag GIF
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 10:45 AM
If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine's Day
I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl's drink or dessert then sit back and watch the madness unfold at every table
#FridayFuckology
I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl's drink or dessert then sit back and watch the madness unfold at every table
#FridayFuckology
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😂
February 12, 2026 at 2:37 PM
😂
Sadly my obese parrot has died from over eating
At least it's a huge weight off my shoulders
#FridayFuckology
At least it's a huge weight off my shoulders
#FridayFuckology
a man in a pirate costume is carrying a cat on his back .
ALT: a man in a pirate costume is carrying a cat on his back .
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Sadly my obese parrot has died from over eating
At least it's a huge weight off my shoulders
#FridayFuckology
At least it's a huge weight off my shoulders
#FridayFuckology
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Once attended a police lecture about Public Sex Environments where men would meet up.
Fun fact: They were busiest on Saturday football match days between 2:30 and 5pm.
Fun fact: They were busiest on Saturday football match days between 2:30 and 5pm.
I was riding in an Uber with my gay mate when his Grindr app notification went off on his phone
The female Uber driver said, "I know that sound - my husband plays that game all the time"
How we smirked! 😏
#FridayFuckology
The female Uber driver said, "I know that sound - my husband plays that game all the time"
How we smirked! 😏
#FridayFuckology
a man wearing a black t-shirt with the words `` oh my '' on it is making a funny face .
ALT: a man wearing a black t-shirt with the words `` oh my '' on it is making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Once attended a police lecture about Public Sex Environments where men would meet up.
Fun fact: They were busiest on Saturday football match days between 2:30 and 5pm.
Fun fact: They were busiest on Saturday football match days between 2:30 and 5pm.
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I went to a public execution and noticed that the bloke they were going to hang only had one arm and one leg
To make it a bit more lighthearted, I started shouting vowels and consonants
#FridayFuckology
To make it a bit more lighthearted, I started shouting vowels and consonants
#FridayFuckology
a man wearing sunglasses and headphones with the word gallows above him
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and headphones with the word gallows above him
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 10:06 AM
I went to a public execution and noticed that the bloke they were going to hang only had one arm and one leg
To make it a bit more lighthearted, I started shouting vowels and consonants
#FridayFuckology
To make it a bit more lighthearted, I started shouting vowels and consonants
#FridayFuckology
I was riding in an Uber with my gay mate when his Grindr app notification went off on his phone
The female Uber driver said, "I know that sound - my husband plays that game all the time"
How we smirked! 😏
#FridayFuckology
The female Uber driver said, "I know that sound - my husband plays that game all the time"
How we smirked! 😏
#FridayFuckology
a man wearing a black t-shirt with the words `` oh my '' on it is making a funny face .
ALT: a man wearing a black t-shirt with the words `` oh my '' on it is making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 10:05 AM
I was riding in an Uber with my gay mate when his Grindr app notification went off on his phone
The female Uber driver said, "I know that sound - my husband plays that game all the time"
How we smirked! 😏
#FridayFuckology
The female Uber driver said, "I know that sound - my husband plays that game all the time"
How we smirked! 😏
#FridayFuckology
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They should invent a United States government which isn’t run by corrupt racist pedophiles.
February 9, 2026 at 11:17 PM
They should invent a United States government which isn’t run by corrupt racist pedophiles.
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As requested...
February 11, 2026 at 5:10 PM
As requested...
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Can you ever be in a bad mood listening to ska?
February 12, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Can you ever be in a bad mood listening to ska?
February 12, 2026 at 10:55 AM