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Robin Bastard
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HB 💚💍 https://bsky.app/profile/robbacrab.bsky.social #BLM #LGBTQ 🏳️‍⚧️ #ANTIFA #Woke #FuckTrump #FuckMusk #ThatEscalatedQuickly he/him
Pinned
Been on here less than a week and had 2 DM's from new followers, which fall into the begging/catfish categories. Not too bad, but I'm gonna pin this as it saves having to explain myself each time 🤗
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She was involved in so many games, not only the first #Fallout
RIP #RebeccaHeineman
November 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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It's a good thing President Obama killed Osama Bin Laden because otherwise Trump would be inviting him to the White House for some goddamn hors d'oeuvres
November 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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Thank you to HYDE for last night's show at the Tivoli Vredenburg in Utrecht, Netherlands. For a guy who can fill stadiums in his Japanese homeland, it was great to see him and his spectacular show in an intimidate venue. #HYDEINSIDE
November 21, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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“Microsoft saying ‘don’t enable macros, they’re dangerous’… has never worked well,” independent researcher Kevin Beaumont said. “This is macros on Marvel superhero crack.”

Says it all. #AI
Microsoft's latest warning has set off a familiar response from security-minded critics: Why is Big Tech so intent on pushing new features before their dangerous behaviors can be fully understood and contained?
Critics scoff after Microsoft warns AI feature can infect machines and pilfer data
Integration of Copilot Actions into Windows is off by default, but for how long?
arstechnica.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I love having the power to make you read my memes for no reason

Who's my bitch?

That's right, you are!

#FridayFuckology
a close up of a woman 's face with the words `` swish swish swish '' written on it .
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with the words `` swish swish swish '' written on it .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I spent 500 quid on a limo and just found out the fee doesn't include a driver

I spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it

#FridayFuckology
a man in a suit and tie is smiling while looking out of a car window .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling while looking out of a car window .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Well, nobody can be like me...
Thank f**k for that! 😁
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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Truth
November 21, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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28 years and she still asks, "What's the plan?"
Uh...have we met?
Have I ever had more than the barest hint of a plan?

Murphy taught me that no plan survives initial contact unscathed.
Why waste the effort?
November 21, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Whoever said, "Out of sight out of mind"

Never had a spider disappear in the bedroom

#FridayFuckology
a man wearing a white helmet is throwing a ball in a room with a freegifmaker.me watermark at the bottom
ALT: a man wearing a white helmet is throwing a ball in a room with a freegifmaker.me watermark at the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 AM
The difference between like and love

Is spit and swallow

#FridayFuckology
two women are talking into a microphone and one of them is saying " you "
ALT: two women are talking into a microphone and one of them is saying " you "
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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Apropos of nothing

youtu.be/HpNDaMc02Eg?...
THREAT LEVEL ORANGE
YouTube video by Earth to Eve - Topic
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 7:39 AM
So many people have inspired me

To be nothing like them

#FridayFuckology
a man wearing a black shirt that says he igel
ALT: a man wearing a black shirt that says he igel
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I don't like making plans for the day

Because then the word 'premeditated' ends up being thrown around the courtroom

#FridayFuckology
a female judge is sitting at a desk in a courtroom holding a hammer in her hand .
ALT: a female judge is sitting at a desk in a courtroom holding a hammer in her hand .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:32 AM
With Christmas approaching, remember, small children can choke on peanuts

Another good one is ball-bearings

#FridayFuckology
two heart shaped containers of ball bearings with a red rim
ALT: two heart shaped containers of ball bearings with a red rim
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Why did the sperm cross the road?

Because you put on the wrong sock

#FridayFuckology
a man in a jacket is holding a sock puppet in his hand .
ALT: a man in a jacket is holding a sock puppet in his hand .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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On this Trans Day of Remembrance, I would have you remember that there are trans people alive who need your action now, not your reflective words later.

Remembering us is not enough.
November 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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I've been there.
November 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
November 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Shoutout to the guys on #InternationalMensDay who think women hate them, some reassurance may be in order

It's not all men 😏
November 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 7:47 AM