Arr David
@arrdavid.bsky.social
Dark humour. 22 years working in serious crime. Single dad to 3 children. Doctor of Forensic Science. Forensic Video and Photography analysis expert. Some art stuff. 3D modelling stuff. Drone scanning stuff. Stuff.
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Arr David
@arrdavid.bsky.social
· Jan 8
I put nothing on here my eldest daughter would be ashamed of me for, if she joined and saw it.
Apart from the bit about the mashed potato sandwich she ate.
Apart from the bit about the mashed potato sandwich she ate.
My daughter just told me about her friend at college, who's just found out the man her mother is married to for the past 14 years is her father.
Not the man who is registered as her dad and who's being looking after her 50/50 the past seventeen years.
Not the man who is registered as her dad and who's being looking after her 50/50 the past seventeen years.
November 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
My daughter just told me about her friend at college, who's just found out the man her mother is married to for the past 14 years is her father.
Not the man who is registered as her dad and who's being looking after her 50/50 the past seventeen years.
Not the man who is registered as her dad and who's being looking after her 50/50 the past seventeen years.
Look everyone! Full size Twix, Bountys, Marathons and Mars Bars! I new I hadn't dreamt it.
I'm deep diving on photos of randoms standing in newsagents.
November 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Look everyone! Full size Twix, Bountys, Marathons and Mars Bars! I new I hadn't dreamt it.
They all died #SkyNews. The fog didn't help them. The vehicles were blown up by drones and the Russians were hunted down before they could establish positions.
Ukraine war latest: Moscow reveals call with UK - as troops make 'Mad Max' entry to key city
Kyiv's forces appear to be almost surrounded in a key strategic hub described as the "gateway to Donetsk" - and video shows Russian troops making a "Mad Max" entry to the city. Meanwhile, Russia says ...
news.sky.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
They all died #SkyNews. The fog didn't help them. The vehicles were blown up by drones and the Russians were hunted down before they could establish positions.
One of the things Bluesky has exposed me to is the subculture of drawing women and anthropomorphic animals with unfathomably large breasts.
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 AM
One of the things Bluesky has exposed me to is the subculture of drawing women and anthropomorphic animals with unfathomably large breasts.
Someone has asked me if I wanted a Cockatoo. Seriously? I don't need someone else talking back to me and being cheeky.
Unless I misheard.
Unless I misheard.
November 12, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Someone has asked me if I wanted a Cockatoo. Seriously? I don't need someone else talking back to me and being cheeky.
Unless I misheard.
Unless I misheard.
Welcome our new robot overlord.
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Welcome our new robot overlord.
Tonight's meal will be Mediterranean vegetables, cod fillets steamed in foil with garlic butter and herbs.
Should've been £8.15. Now £2.03.
I did ask the kids if they wanted it and it was like I'd asked if they fancied poo on a plate.
Should've been £8.15. Now £2.03.
I did ask the kids if they wanted it and it was like I'd asked if they fancied poo on a plate.
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Tonight's meal will be Mediterranean vegetables, cod fillets steamed in foil with garlic butter and herbs.
Should've been £8.15. Now £2.03.
I did ask the kids if they wanted it and it was like I'd asked if they fancied poo on a plate.
Should've been £8.15. Now £2.03.
I did ask the kids if they wanted it and it was like I'd asked if they fancied poo on a plate.
Cats and dogs view the world at 100 frames per second for persistence of vision. We do after 25 frames per second. They sense movement faster than we do and can see better in the dark. Cats eyes are terrible after 20 to 30 metres. We see far horizons, they see blur. Their close vision is superior.
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Cats and dogs view the world at 100 frames per second for persistence of vision. We do after 25 frames per second. They sense movement faster than we do and can see better in the dark. Cats eyes are terrible after 20 to 30 metres. We see far horizons, they see blur. Their close vision is superior.
In China they live in the future.
November 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
In China they live in the future.
Gabriel's teacher has phoned me up to apologise for mistakenly putting him in detention. Gabriel had no idea why he was being banged up & was terribly upset. Teacher pulled him out & put him on the bus. Just waiting for him to get home so I can wind him up by telling him he's being sent to bed early
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Gabriel's teacher has phoned me up to apologise for mistakenly putting him in detention. Gabriel had no idea why he was being banged up & was terribly upset. Teacher pulled him out & put him on the bus. Just waiting for him to get home so I can wind him up by telling him he's being sent to bed early
A lot of people are sharing their daily meals on here and I do hope they're taking enough vitamin & mineral supplements to stave off the onset of pellagra, beriberi, rickets and scurvy.
November 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
A lot of people are sharing their daily meals on here and I do hope they're taking enough vitamin & mineral supplements to stave off the onset of pellagra, beriberi, rickets and scurvy.
@kathyburke.bsky.social for new Director General of the BBC!
November 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
@kathyburke.bsky.social for new Director General of the BBC!
God damn, my son looks so much like his mother, it hurts!
November 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
God damn, my son looks so much like his mother, it hurts!
A lot of outrage about losing BBC chairman Tim Davies and BBC News CEO Deborah Turness over Trump editing, but this is beautiful right-wing own goal. Conservative plant Tim Davie needed to go anyway. Turness who joined the BBC board in 2022 has overseen the dumbing down of news & current affairs.
November 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
A lot of outrage about losing BBC chairman Tim Davies and BBC News CEO Deborah Turness over Trump editing, but this is beautiful right-wing own goal. Conservative plant Tim Davie needed to go anyway. Turness who joined the BBC board in 2022 has overseen the dumbing down of news & current affairs.
The stylish Fedora Man was actually a 15 year old schoolboy who likes to dress 'chic'. The woman in the background is his mother.
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The stylish Fedora Man was actually a 15 year old schoolboy who likes to dress 'chic'. The woman in the background is his mother.
The Twilight ending I wanted.
November 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM
The Twilight ending I wanted.
Reposted by Arr David
This one is gone but there are others. So be aware and careful.
Head's up there is a Bluesky ban scam going around. This account just joined 40 mins ago and send me this DM.
DO NOT CLICK THE LINK.
Bluesky would NEVER send a DM like this and make you scared. This would come through email and would have a more professional email than this.
Stay safe!
DO NOT CLICK THE LINK.
Bluesky would NEVER send a DM like this and make you scared. This would come through email and would have a more professional email than this.
Stay safe!
November 9, 2025 at 8:55 AM
This one is gone but there are others. So be aware and careful.
Went to Aldi because I promised the kids hot dogs for dinner. Absolutely no hot dog rolls, so thought creatively. I bought their Metro Italian sub rolls. I then put two hot dogs, fried onions, jalapeños and hot sauce in them. They're fire mouths so will be okay. Their eyes lit up when they saw them.
November 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Went to Aldi because I promised the kids hot dogs for dinner. Absolutely no hot dog rolls, so thought creatively. I bought their Metro Italian sub rolls. I then put two hot dogs, fried onions, jalapeños and hot sauce in them. They're fire mouths so will be okay. Their eyes lit up when they saw them.
Where's your fucking poppy?!
November 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Where's your fucking poppy?!
Reposted by Arr David
GOOD MORNING BLUESKY
I KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS...
THIS COFFEE MUG SAYS IT ALL AND IS PERFECT FOR EVERY OCCASION.
I KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS...
THIS COFFEE MUG SAYS IT ALL AND IS PERFECT FOR EVERY OCCASION.
November 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
GOOD MORNING BLUESKY
I KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS...
THIS COFFEE MUG SAYS IT ALL AND IS PERFECT FOR EVERY OCCASION.
I KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS...
THIS COFFEE MUG SAYS IT ALL AND IS PERFECT FOR EVERY OCCASION.
Example of our work from the book.
November 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Example of our work from the book.
Afternoon everyone. If it's not afternoon where you are, then good morning. If it's not morning, then good evening.
November 8, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Afternoon everyone. If it's not afternoon where you are, then good morning. If it's not morning, then good evening.