Arr David
@arrdavid.bsky.social
Dark humour. 22 years working in serious crime. Single dad to 3 children. Doctor of Forensic Science. Forensic Video and Photography analysis expert. Some art stuff. 3D modelling stuff. Drone scanning stuff. Stuff.
Greta Garbo did it in 1932.
November 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Greta Garbo did it in 1932.
Tonight's meal will be Mediterranean vegetables, cod fillets steamed in foil with garlic butter and herbs.
Should've been £8.15. Now £2.03.
I did ask the kids if they wanted it and it was like I'd asked if they fancied poo on a plate.
Should've been £8.15. Now £2.03.
I did ask the kids if they wanted it and it was like I'd asked if they fancied poo on a plate.
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Tonight's meal will be Mediterranean vegetables, cod fillets steamed in foil with garlic butter and herbs.
Should've been £8.15. Now £2.03.
I did ask the kids if they wanted it and it was like I'd asked if they fancied poo on a plate.
Should've been £8.15. Now £2.03.
I did ask the kids if they wanted it and it was like I'd asked if they fancied poo on a plate.
This looks suspiciously like Dwarf Battle Bread.
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This looks suspiciously like Dwarf Battle Bread.
By the way, I had spend minutes of my valuable time reconstructing this cutting from a newspaper photo of Felicity Kendal that's not available anywhere else except on feet porn sites for some bizarre reason
November 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
By the way, I had spend minutes of my valuable time reconstructing this cutting from a newspaper photo of Felicity Kendal that's not available anywhere else except on feet porn sites for some bizarre reason
Are you arguing about our teenage answer over Felicity Kendal when she looked great in wellies AND a cocktail dress?
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Are you arguing about our teenage answer over Felicity Kendal when she looked great in wellies AND a cocktail dress?
In China they live in the future.
November 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
In China they live in the future.
The Good Life, by a self-sustaining country mile. I had a boyhood crush on Felicity Kendal.
But, I do like The Detectorists. Different comedy that meanders and gets you involved with the characters.
But, I do like The Detectorists. Different comedy that meanders and gets you involved with the characters.
November 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The Good Life, by a self-sustaining country mile. I had a boyhood crush on Felicity Kendal.
But, I do like The Detectorists. Different comedy that meanders and gets you involved with the characters.
But, I do like The Detectorists. Different comedy that meanders and gets you involved with the characters.
"Let's make Remembrance Sunday all about me, shall we?"
"Well, sir, it's not about yo...
"Well, sir, it's not about yo...
November 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
"Let's make Remembrance Sunday all about me, shall we?"
"Well, sir, it's not about yo...
"Well, sir, it's not about yo...
The Twilight ending I wanted.
November 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM
The Twilight ending I wanted.
Went to Aldi because I promised the kids hot dogs for dinner. Absolutely no hot dog rolls, so thought creatively. I bought their Metro Italian sub rolls. I then put two hot dogs, fried onions, jalapeños and hot sauce in them. They're fire mouths so will be okay. Their eyes lit up when they saw them.
November 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Went to Aldi because I promised the kids hot dogs for dinner. Absolutely no hot dog rolls, so thought creatively. I bought their Metro Italian sub rolls. I then put two hot dogs, fried onions, jalapeños and hot sauce in them. They're fire mouths so will be okay. Their eyes lit up when they saw them.
Yes. When you're presented with a scan of a page from a book of a lost image, what can you do? I turned to my pet Ai I have on my computer to reconstruct the face, then used my skills to colourise it. Same with the below. Thomas Brennan, Irish Republican activist.
November 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Yes. When you're presented with a scan of a page from a book of a lost image, what can you do? I turned to my pet Ai I have on my computer to reconstruct the face, then used my skills to colourise it. Same with the below. Thomas Brennan, Irish Republican activist.
Where's your fucking poppy?!
November 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Where's your fucking poppy?!
Example of our work from the book.
November 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Example of our work from the book.
Update. She managed an hour longer.
November 8, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Update. She managed an hour longer.
Afternoon everyone. If it's not afternoon where you are, then good morning. If it's not morning, then good evening.
November 8, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Afternoon everyone. If it's not afternoon where you are, then good morning. If it's not morning, then good evening.
I let the kids sleep in to 11am.
Saffron:"Jeez, dad. Why did you let us sleep so late?"
"Why? Got some urgent Minecraft or Roblox gaming to do? Besides, it gave me a few hours peace & quiet."
"What about breakfast?!"
"How about brunch?"
"There's cake in the fridge. Then you can give us lunch?"
Saffron:"Jeez, dad. Why did you let us sleep so late?"
"Why? Got some urgent Minecraft or Roblox gaming to do? Besides, it gave me a few hours peace & quiet."
"What about breakfast?!"
"How about brunch?"
"There's cake in the fridge. Then you can give us lunch?"
November 8, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I let the kids sleep in to 11am.
Saffron:"Jeez, dad. Why did you let us sleep so late?"
"Why? Got some urgent Minecraft or Roblox gaming to do? Besides, it gave me a few hours peace & quiet."
"What about breakfast?!"
"How about brunch?"
"There's cake in the fridge. Then you can give us lunch?"
Saffron:"Jeez, dad. Why did you let us sleep so late?"
"Why? Got some urgent Minecraft or Roblox gaming to do? Besides, it gave me a few hours peace & quiet."
"What about breakfast?!"
"How about brunch?"
"There's cake in the fridge. Then you can give us lunch?"
Fate has a way of making you become what you've ridiculed.
November 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Fate has a way of making you become what you've ridiculed.