Ova Nova
@ovanova.bsky.social
Once made eye contact with James May at Southampton Central.
Not sporty but I do come first at threesomes.
Not sporty but I do come first at threesomes.
Pinned
I once got a paper cut on a risk assessment form.
November 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I once got a paper cut on a risk assessment form.
Tried contact lenses for the first time today.
Kept sliding off the front of my glasses. Waste of money.
Kept sliding off the front of my glasses. Waste of money.
November 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Tried contact lenses for the first time today.
Kept sliding off the front of my glasses. Waste of money.
Kept sliding off the front of my glasses. Waste of money.
Any mass extinction events planned for tomorrow? Could do with the day off tbh.
November 16, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Any mass extinction events planned for tomorrow? Could do with the day off tbh.
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Interviewer: Can you explain the gaps in your resume ?
Me: Yes, the space-bar made them.
Me: Yes, the space-bar made them.
November 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Interviewer: Can you explain the gaps in your resume ?
Me: Yes, the space-bar made them.
Me: Yes, the space-bar made them.
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FREE to a good home, my horse.
Unwanted present. Try not to look in it's mouth.
Unwanted present. Try not to look in it's mouth.
November 16, 2025 at 3:54 AM
FREE to a good home, my horse.
Unwanted present. Try not to look in it's mouth.
Unwanted present. Try not to look in it's mouth.
FREE to a good home, my horse.
Unwanted present. Try not to look in it's mouth.
Unwanted present. Try not to look in it's mouth.
November 16, 2025 at 3:54 AM
FREE to a good home, my horse.
Unwanted present. Try not to look in it's mouth.
Unwanted present. Try not to look in it's mouth.
Interviewer: Can you explain the gaps in your resume ?
Me: Yes, the space-bar made them.
Me: Yes, the space-bar made them.
November 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Interviewer: Can you explain the gaps in your resume ?
Me: Yes, the space-bar made them.
Me: Yes, the space-bar made them.
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The worst thing about public transport is the fact the public uses it.
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The worst thing about public transport is the fact the public uses it.
'Mr Gilmour you have been coming to this cafe a long time, won't you try something different?'
DG: ' I'll have 2 cheese rolls sitting in a beige bowl, year after year.'
DG: ' I'll have 2 cheese rolls sitting in a beige bowl, year after year.'
November 15, 2025 at 10:13 AM
'Mr Gilmour you have been coming to this cafe a long time, won't you try something different?'
DG: ' I'll have 2 cheese rolls sitting in a beige bowl, year after year.'
DG: ' I'll have 2 cheese rolls sitting in a beige bowl, year after year.'
I've got a berry and I'm about to dingle it.
November 15, 2025 at 10:02 AM
I've got a berry and I'm about to dingle it.
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Look, I know that fast fashion is terrible and I try to buy nothing new and repair what I have whenever possible. But my normal resistance to Temu ads is utterly undone by this objectively incredible item
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Look, I know that fast fashion is terrible and I try to buy nothing new and repair what I have whenever possible. But my normal resistance to Temu ads is utterly undone by this objectively incredible item
Feels like a Wes Anderson binge weekend coming up.
November 15, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Feels like a Wes Anderson binge weekend coming up.
My jokes are so dad they turn the thermostat down.
November 15, 2025 at 9:19 AM
My jokes are so dad they turn the thermostat down.
Send me to hell but at first glance I thought he had the Screamadelica logos behind him 🫣
November 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Send me to hell but at first glance I thought he had the Screamadelica logos behind him 🫣
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Well, we've had just the loveliest day with lots of new friends, some exciting future plans and just people being brilliant. Here's one of our old faves as a treat. Have a lovely Friday night you lot, and thanks for being ace :)
November 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Well, we've had just the loveliest day with lots of new friends, some exciting future plans and just people being brilliant. Here's one of our old faves as a treat. Have a lovely Friday night you lot, and thanks for being ace :)
Porno names for sale:
Colin Clambuster.
Philip Fistmaster.
Billy Bluewaffle.
Brian Bumfinger III
Fanny Tangent.
Miffy Flaptickler
Baron Von Kissy Wissy.
Colin Clambuster.
Philip Fistmaster.
Billy Bluewaffle.
Brian Bumfinger III
Fanny Tangent.
Miffy Flaptickler
Baron Von Kissy Wissy.
November 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Porno names for sale:
Colin Clambuster.
Philip Fistmaster.
Billy Bluewaffle.
Brian Bumfinger III
Fanny Tangent.
Miffy Flaptickler
Baron Von Kissy Wissy.
Colin Clambuster.
Philip Fistmaster.
Billy Bluewaffle.
Brian Bumfinger III
Fanny Tangent.
Miffy Flaptickler
Baron Von Kissy Wissy.
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Remember - if you're blessing your cotton socks, the holy water goes into the fabric conditioner department
November 12, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Remember - if you're blessing your cotton socks, the holy water goes into the fabric conditioner department
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Thought I saw Aurora Borealis but it’s just light pollution from a UFO
November 12, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Thought I saw Aurora Borealis but it’s just light pollution from a UFO
I worked at a stables and the boss told me to get my shit together and I couldn't work out what angle he was coming from so I just cried and went home.
November 12, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I worked at a stables and the boss told me to get my shit together and I couldn't work out what angle he was coming from so I just cried and went home.
Hey Mr DJ, put a record on, I wanna prance in my gravy.
November 11, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Hey Mr DJ, put a record on, I wanna prance in my gravy.
Changing my name to Andy, but spelt &y.
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Changing my name to Andy, but spelt &y.