Ova Nova
@ovanova.bsky.social
Once made eye contact with James May at Southampton Central.
Not sporty but I do come first at threesomes.
Not sporty but I do come first at threesomes.
Pinned
Sunday with a day off Monday.
December 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Sunday with a day off Monday.
I've just seen Tommy Ten Names meme referring to him as Ewok Powell and it has truly made my morning.
December 22, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I've just seen Tommy Ten Names meme referring to him as Ewok Powell and it has truly made my morning.
Finally succeeded in setting fire to the picture of Lloyd, Beau and Jeff.
I've really burnt my Bridges this time.
I've really burnt my Bridges this time.
December 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Finally succeeded in setting fire to the picture of Lloyd, Beau and Jeff.
I've really burnt my Bridges this time.
I've really burnt my Bridges this time.
🎵 I'll never forget
The smell of the sweat
From under their armpits.
Magic moments 🎵
The smell of the sweat
From under their armpits.
Magic moments 🎵
December 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
🎵 I'll never forget
The smell of the sweat
From under their armpits.
Magic moments 🎵
The smell of the sweat
From under their armpits.
Magic moments 🎵
'Let me make myself perfectly clear'
*The Invisible Man
*The Invisible Man
December 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
'Let me make myself perfectly clear'
*The Invisible Man
*The Invisible Man
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Good morning Skeethearts ☀️🩷💋
December 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Good morning Skeethearts ☀️🩷💋
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Lost my marbles over absolutely nothing. Slippery little buggers.
December 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Lost my marbles over absolutely nothing. Slippery little buggers.
'She never let me put it in that hole when she was MY wife'
* Me flirting *
* Me flirting *
December 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
'She never let me put it in that hole when she was MY wife'
* Me flirting *
* Me flirting *
Any tips for getting super glue off a keybbbbbbbbb
December 17, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Any tips for getting super glue off a keybbbbbbbbb
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*jumps for joy*
*joy just out of reach*
*joy just out of reach*
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
*jumps for joy*
*joy just out of reach*
*joy just out of reach*
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*projectile vomits your name in the snow
December 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
*projectile vomits your name in the snow
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Fireplace sounds like a caveman named it
December 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Fireplace sounds like a caveman named it
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I got a lot done today, it just doesn’t look like it because I didn’t do anything
December 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I got a lot done today, it just doesn’t look like it because I didn’t do anything
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Them: How are you?
Me: Oh, no thank you.
Me: Oh, no thank you.
December 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Them: How are you?
Me: Oh, no thank you.
Me: Oh, no thank you.
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It's true, you can't feel panic if you're in a constant state of mild sedation
December 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
It's true, you can't feel panic if you're in a constant state of mild sedation
Partying like it's 1999.
( Drinking Lucozade and bleaching the sinks )
( Drinking Lucozade and bleaching the sinks )
December 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Partying like it's 1999.
( Drinking Lucozade and bleaching the sinks )
( Drinking Lucozade and bleaching the sinks )
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Has anyone seen my pet worm? It looks like this: -----
December 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Has anyone seen my pet worm? It looks like this: -----
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A greeting card to apologize for acting out due to unresolved trauma
December 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
A greeting card to apologize for acting out due to unresolved trauma
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I'll come to your party if there's no one else but me and it's also at my house.
December 15, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I'll come to your party if there's no one else but me and it's also at my house.
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when we design our new planet I’m definitely voting for see through volcanoes
December 6, 2025 at 4:30 AM
when we design our new planet I’m definitely voting for see through volcanoes
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You call that a prolapse?!?
Amateurlapse at best.
Amateurlapse at best.
December 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
You call that a prolapse?!?
Amateurlapse at best.
Amateurlapse at best.
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I’m starting to think we’re not a family, but a witness protection group that got sloppy.
December 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I’m starting to think we’re not a family, but a witness protection group that got sloppy.
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they should invent a reality that isn't terrible
September 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
they should invent a reality that isn't terrible
Remind yourself regularly.
December 15, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Remind yourself regularly.