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'Shut up', he explained. -- Ring Lardner
Vaxxed to the max; > 9x
"We fight our battles with the army we have; not the army we want."
Vaxxed to the max; > 9x
"We fight our battles with the army we have; not the army we want."
Since I've resigned from #WAPOKiller #TrumpAsskisser #Bezos Amazon Prime, I've become addicted to #Temu_Seriously_WTF scrolling.
February 12, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Since I've resigned from #WAPOKiller #TrumpAsskisser #Bezos Amazon Prime, I've become addicted to #Temu_Seriously_WTF scrolling.
Evidently, Vicks has decided that "quil" is so recognizable that all of their products will now end with it.
NyQuil, DayQuil, ZzzQuil, and now PainQuil.
Prediction: laxative called "PoopQuil" to be introduced soon.
NyQuil, DayQuil, ZzzQuil, and now PainQuil.
Prediction: laxative called "PoopQuil" to be introduced soon.
February 12, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Evidently, Vicks has decided that "quil" is so recognizable that all of their products will now end with it.
NyQuil, DayQuil, ZzzQuil, and now PainQuil.
Prediction: laxative called "PoopQuil" to be introduced soon.
NyQuil, DayQuil, ZzzQuil, and now PainQuil.
Prediction: laxative called "PoopQuil" to be introduced soon.
"Slime mold is cleverer than you may think"
OK.
But I'm tired of all these articles about #StephenMiller.
OK.
But I'm tired of all these articles about #StephenMiller.
February 12, 2026 at 4:06 PM
"Slime mold is cleverer than you may think"
OK.
But I'm tired of all these articles about #StephenMiller.
OK.
But I'm tired of all these articles about #StephenMiller.
February 12, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Stackdown
A new daily word game. Clear the stack to complete today's Stackdown.
puzzlist.com
February 12, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Another kinda straightforward one?
#Connections
Puzzle #977
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Skill 97/99
Uniqueness 1 in 66
#Connections
Puzzle #977
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Skill 97/99
Uniqueness 1 in 66
February 12, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Another kinda straightforward one?
#Connections
Puzzle #977
🟪🟪🟪🟪
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟦🟦🟦🟦
Skill 97/99
Uniqueness 1 in 66
#Connections
Puzzle #977
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Skill 97/99
Uniqueness 1 in 66
February 12, 2026 at 8:44 AM
I was watching yet another commercial in which someone complained about feeling "sluggish", and it made figure that snails must figure they got lucky compared to their shell-less brethren, in that constipated human beings never describe themselves as feeling "snailish".
February 12, 2026 at 12:23 AM
I was watching yet another commercial in which someone complained about feeling "sluggish", and it made figure that snails must figure they got lucky compared to their shell-less brethren, in that constipated human beings never describe themselves as feeling "snailish".
Our nation is on a precipice, teetering on the brink of its existence; not its name -we'll always be "The United States", but what we are, what we were conceived to be, is close to extinction.
And weight of human garbage like #Trump, #Patel, #Bondi, #Vance, #Miller are tipping us over.
And weight of human garbage like #Trump, #Patel, #Bondi, #Vance, #Miller are tipping us over.
February 11, 2026 at 8:35 PM
That one seemed straightforward, no?
#Connections
Puzzle #976
🟪🟪🟪🟪
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟨🟨🟨🟨
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Skill 97/99
Uniqueness 1 in 63
#Connections
Puzzle #976
🟪🟪🟪🟪
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🟨🟨🟨🟨
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Skill 97/99
Uniqueness 1 in 63
February 11, 2026 at 8:31 AM
That one seemed straightforward, no?
#Connections
Puzzle #976
🟪🟪🟪🟪
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟦🟦🟦🟦
Skill 97/99
Uniqueness 1 in 63
#Connections
Puzzle #976
🟪🟪🟪🟪
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Skill 97/99
Uniqueness 1 in 63
February 11, 2026 at 8:28 AM
"Lutnick Acknowledges Traveling to Epstein’s Island"
Lutnick says his wife and kids were there with him.
ffs, your *kids* were with you when you met with #Epstein?
That makes it better?
What an asshole.
Lutnick says his wife and kids were there with him.
ffs, your *kids* were with you when you met with #Epstein?
That makes it better?
What an asshole.
February 11, 2026 at 4:10 AM
"Lutnick Acknowledges Traveling to Epstein’s Island"
Lutnick says his wife and kids were there with him.
ffs, your *kids* were with you when you met with #Epstein?
That makes it better?
What an asshole.
Lutnick says his wife and kids were there with him.
ffs, your *kids* were with you when you met with #Epstein?
That makes it better?
What an asshole.
I like "new" words that I like.
And hate new words that I hate...
#Squaredle
squaredle.com 02/10:
53/53 words (+3 bonus words)
🎯 Perfect accuracy
🔥 Solve streak: 579
And hate new words that I hate...
#Squaredle
squaredle.com 02/10:
53/53 words (+3 bonus words)
🎯 Perfect accuracy
🔥 Solve streak: 579
Squaredle
Squaredle is a daily word building game. Swipe letters in the grid to test your vocabulary every day and rise to the top of the leaderboards!
squaredle.com
February 10, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I like "new" words that I like.
And hate new words that I hate...
#Squaredle
squaredle.com 02/10:
53/53 words (+3 bonus words)
🎯 Perfect accuracy
🔥 Solve streak: 579
And hate new words that I hate...
#Squaredle
squaredle.com 02/10:
53/53 words (+3 bonus words)
🎯 Perfect accuracy
🔥 Solve streak: 579
"New research reveals humans could have as many as 33 senses"
Which is pretty cool, except it's going to sound really clumsy to have to say someone who is psychic "has a 34th sense"
Which is pretty cool, except it's going to sound really clumsy to have to say someone who is psychic "has a 34th sense"
February 10, 2026 at 8:50 AM
"New research reveals humans could have as many as 33 senses"
Which is pretty cool, except it's going to sound really clumsy to have to say someone who is psychic "has a 34th sense"
Which is pretty cool, except it's going to sound really clumsy to have to say someone who is psychic "has a 34th sense"
February 10, 2026 at 8:14 AM
#wordle1697
2 was a hunch, but after 2, 3 was the first thing I thought of that could fit.
#Wordle 1,697 3/6*
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2 was a hunch, but after 2, 3 was the first thing I thought of that could fit.
#Wordle 1,697 3/6*
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February 10, 2026 at 8:11 AM
#wordle1697
2 was a hunch, but after 2, 3 was the first thing I thought of that could fit.
#Wordle 1,697 3/6*
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2 was a hunch, but after 2, 3 was the first thing I thought of that could fit.
#Wordle 1,697 3/6*
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It's difficult to adequately characterize how compeletly unimaginative, tedious, and unfunny it is to use the "wheezing breathless laugh" audio track on your YouTube Shorts.
Just stop.
Just stop.
February 9, 2026 at 11:30 PM
It's difficult to adequately characterize how compeletly unimaginative, tedious, and unfunny it is to use the "wheezing breathless laugh" audio track on your YouTube Shorts.
Just stop.
Just stop.
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Did you press F12, and then right-click, Empty Cache and Hard Reload?"
"Did you press F12, and then right-click, Empty Cache and Hard Reload?"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"I can help"
"I can help"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“looks good to me”
“looks good to me”
February 9, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Did you press F12, and then right-click, Empty Cache and Hard Reload?"
"Did you press F12, and then right-click, Empty Cache and Hard Reload?"
The truth is, Shingles *does* care, but Shingles feels as though it has tried to help in past, and you were cold and resentful when you told it mind its own business, and now it has just gotten too complicated, and that maybe you'd be happier with other diseases.
February 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
The truth is, Shingles *does* care, but Shingles feels as though it has tried to help in past, and you were cold and resentful when you told it mind its own business, and now it has just gotten too complicated, and that maybe you'd be happier with other diseases.