Soapy Pitts
@soapypitts1977.bsky.social
Cat lover,film lover,idiot...crisp connoisseur
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At the age of 53 I have doodled my best doodle and may retire from scribbling....
"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds"
November 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds"
I see the farmers are out moaning in their tractors again.
WHOS LOOKING AFTER THE COWS?
WHOS LOOKING AFTER THE COWS?
November 26, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I see the farmers are out moaning in their tractors again.
WHOS LOOKING AFTER THE COWS?
WHOS LOOKING AFTER THE COWS?
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This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.
Upgraded my Fifth Element disc to 4k
Blimey Charlie
Blimey Charlie
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Upgraded my Fifth Element disc to 4k
Blimey Charlie
Blimey Charlie
My wife is a massive Traitors fan,
So doodled Alan Carr laughing at our 2 cats on the card.
So doodled Alan Carr laughing at our 2 cats on the card.
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
My wife is a massive Traitors fan,
So doodled Alan Carr laughing at our 2 cats on the card.
So doodled Alan Carr laughing at our 2 cats on the card.
"Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, Charlie Brown, I give the watch to you."
The spirits circle around my bed and they tell me to dance. I tell 'em, "Tough guys don't dance." They answer me, "Keep dancing, Charlie Brown.”
Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 AM
"Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, Charlie Brown, I give the watch to you."
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I’m convinced that the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is a large-scale psychological experiment to determine just how much disparate nonsense the human brain can process without shutting down. I dare you to to make sense of everything you see presented in this clip…
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I’m convinced that the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is a large-scale psychological experiment to determine just how much disparate nonsense the human brain can process without shutting down. I dare you to to make sense of everything you see presented in this clip…
Pain in knee killing,got up as keeping wife awake.
So jam sandwich and seeing what you cunts are up to
So jam sandwich and seeing what you cunts are up to
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Pain in knee killing,got up as keeping wife awake.
So jam sandwich and seeing what you cunts are up to
So jam sandwich and seeing what you cunts are up to
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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This is who she was.
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.
Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.
Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
This is who she was.
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.
Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.
Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...
Ladies and Gents....
The Wet Bandits
The Wet Bandits
November 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Ladies and Gents....
The Wet Bandits
The Wet Bandits
Woooo a wooooo my CEX is on firrrreerrr...
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Woooo a wooooo my CEX is on firrrreerrr...
A 'vulgar roast'
November 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
A 'vulgar roast'
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene
Went for a pint and doodled the workds greatest detective..
Columbo
Columbo
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Went for a pint and doodled the workds greatest detective..
Columbo
Columbo
Nearly bought this as thought it was John Goodman in The Big Lebowski
November 24, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Nearly bought this as thought it was John Goodman in The Big Lebowski
Clarence: In that envelope is some payoff money. Alabama's moving on to some greener pastures. We're not negotiatin'. I don't like to barter. That price is non-negotiable. What's in that envelope is for my peace of mind.
Drexl: Marty. Y'know what we got here? Motherfuckin' Charlie Brown.
Drexl: Marty. Y'know what we got here? Motherfuckin' Charlie Brown.
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance, Charlie Brown, in this life or the next.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
all those moments will be lost in time. like tears in rain.
time to die, Charlie Brown
all those moments will be lost in time. like tears in rain.
time to die, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Clarence: In that envelope is some payoff money. Alabama's moving on to some greener pastures. We're not negotiatin'. I don't like to barter. That price is non-negotiable. What's in that envelope is for my peace of mind.
Drexl: Marty. Y'know what we got here? Motherfuckin' Charlie Brown.
Drexl: Marty. Y'know what we got here? Motherfuckin' Charlie Brown.
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RIP Udo Kier
‘I have no time for real horses, so I have a plastic horse. Large size. Called Max Von Sydow. For photographs it looks real. If I do a photo shoot and it stands in the background, you think it's a horse. A horse is a horse.’
‘I have no time for real horses, so I have a plastic horse. Large size. Called Max Von Sydow. For photographs it looks real. If I do a photo shoot and it stands in the background, you think it's a horse. A horse is a horse.’
November 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
RIP Udo Kier
‘I have no time for real horses, so I have a plastic horse. Large size. Called Max Von Sydow. For photographs it looks real. If I do a photo shoot and it stands in the background, you think it's a horse. A horse is a horse.’
‘I have no time for real horses, so I have a plastic horse. Large size. Called Max Von Sydow. For photographs it looks real. If I do a photo shoot and it stands in the background, you think it's a horse. A horse is a horse.’
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RIP Udo Kier. Makes every movie better just by his presence. A wonderful actor and also I love how he decorates.
November 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
RIP Udo Kier. Makes every movie better just by his presence. A wonderful actor and also I love how he decorates.
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Pleased to say that this post blessed Arsenal with victory. Papal infallibility, right?
Pope: “What do you think of Tottenham?”
Cardinals: “Shit!”
Pope: “What do you think of shit?”
Cardinals: “Tottenham!”
Pope: “Thank you!”
Cardinals: “That’s alllllright”
Pope, with Cardinals joining in: 🎵 We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham etc 🎶
Cardinals: “Shit!”
Pope: “What do you think of shit?”
Cardinals: “Tottenham!”
Pope: “Thank you!”
Cardinals: “That’s alllllright”
Pope, with Cardinals joining in: 🎵 We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham etc 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Pleased to say that this post blessed Arsenal with victory. Papal infallibility, right?
On Doctor Who Day, let’s have your favourite Earth-2 Doctor.
November 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
On Doctor Who Day, let’s have your favourite Earth-2 Doctor.
"You've got to hold and give
But do it at the right time.
You can be slow or fast
But you must get to the line.
They'll always hit you and hurt you,
Defend and attack.
There's only one way to beat them:
Get round the back."
But do it at the right time.
You can be slow or fast
But you must get to the line.
They'll always hit you and hurt you,
Defend and attack.
There's only one way to beat them:
Get round the back."
November 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
"You've got to hold and give
But do it at the right time.
You can be slow or fast
But you must get to the line.
They'll always hit you and hurt you,
Defend and attack.
There's only one way to beat them:
Get round the back."
But do it at the right time.
You can be slow or fast
But you must get to the line.
They'll always hit you and hurt you,
Defend and attack.
There's only one way to beat them:
Get round the back."
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November 22, 2025 at 10:06 AM