Watto von Bismarck
@gridlock.slumcut.win
Perfectly normal woman with few/no unusual features.
Inventor of being a little sleepy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_inventors_killed_by_their_own_invention
Inventor of being a little sleepy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_inventors_killed_by_their_own_invention
Me after I eat a whole berry and drink a big drop of dew
December 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Me after I eat a whole berry and drink a big drop of dew
Himbo, bimbo, thembo, Columbo
December 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Himbo, bimbo, thembo, Columbo
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Reading the interviews of Gabriel García Márquez and this passage stands out to me, from the 1970s but relevant in this time, that in this era the fight must be for collective happiness, which as he astutely describes, is the only kind of just happiness
December 13, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Reading the interviews of Gabriel García Márquez and this passage stands out to me, from the 1970s but relevant in this time, that in this era the fight must be for collective happiness, which as he astutely describes, is the only kind of just happiness
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Omg you all let the police beat the shit out of young Americans for protesting genocide for a whole year straight and now you're publishing and reposting articles on how the youth is not interested in politics because they didn't want to participate in your whitewashed PG shitlib protest???
Fantastic data in here. Was just talking to a neighbor about the age curve at No Kings. Not an easy thing to fix.
The Times piece by @brendannyhan.bsky.social about No Kings made me curious about the political activism of young people over time. So I pulled some CES data and made some charts. www.pbump.net/o/how-severe...
December 2, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Omg you all let the police beat the shit out of young Americans for protesting genocide for a whole year straight and now you're publishing and reposting articles on how the youth is not interested in politics because they didn't want to participate in your whitewashed PG shitlib protest???
The battle I fight every night
November 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The battle I fight every night
Purrberus
one more day of trans awareness week. please be aware this trans person parents two beautiful children
November 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Purrberus
Everyone's signing up for the "New Surgery" that gives you a Klein bottle pussy
November 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Everyone's signing up for the "New Surgery" that gives you a Klein bottle pussy
Pretty sure that's not how that saying goes.
November 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Pretty sure that's not how that saying goes.
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My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
YouTube making me watch a five-second ad for Wayfair before I'm allowed to listen to Whitey On the Moon is just absolute peak.
October 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
YouTube making me watch a five-second ad for Wayfair before I'm allowed to listen to Whitey On the Moon is just absolute peak.
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i DEEPLY hate the term. it's patronizing, it's a stupid euphemism, it plays into the transphobic notion that cis people are humoring us, it's epistemological oppression to avoid saying the word trans, 90% of the shit cis people do isn't called "gender affirming", etc
it's fucking trans healthcare.
it's fucking trans healthcare.
high key i hate the term "gender affirming care"
September 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
i DEEPLY hate the term. it's patronizing, it's a stupid euphemism, it plays into the transphobic notion that cis people are humoring us, it's epistemological oppression to avoid saying the word trans, 90% of the shit cis people do isn't called "gender affirming", etc
it's fucking trans healthcare.
it's fucking trans healthcare.
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thinking a lot about when political violence is bad and when it's neutral or maybe even good
New, w/ @mulchy.bsky.social & @djbyrnes1.bsky.social:
ICE shot & killed an immigrant in the Chicago suburbs yesterday.
Then they immediately gave a misleading account of events.
Chicago erupted in chaos and a father who lived here for decades is dead. This is what really happened:
ICE shot & killed an immigrant in the Chicago suburbs yesterday.
Then they immediately gave a misleading account of events.
Chicago erupted in chaos and a father who lived here for decades is dead. This is what really happened:
What happened to Silverio Villegas-Gonzalez
Immigration agents shot and killed an unarmed 38-year-old father outside Chicago on Friday—and their initial narrative of events was quickly disproven by videos captured by witnesses.
unraveledpress.com
September 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
thinking a lot about when political violence is bad and when it's neutral or maybe even good
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Don’t let the internet fool you. I was at a protest for trans kids yesterday an HOUR south of Seattle, and it was HUGE. And there was a cacophony of drivers beeping in support.
I could not believe it. Because I spend too much online and figured it’s a lost cause.
I could not believe it. Because I spend too much online and figured it’s a lost cause.
September 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Don’t let the internet fool you. I was at a protest for trans kids yesterday an HOUR south of Seattle, and it was HUGE. And there was a cacophony of drivers beeping in support.
I could not believe it. Because I spend too much online and figured it’s a lost cause.
I could not believe it. Because I spend too much online and figured it’s a lost cause.
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This is class solidarity.
In case you’re at all confused.
In case you’re at all confused.
September 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
This is class solidarity.
In case you’re at all confused.
In case you’re at all confused.
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you don't have to be online today 💜
September 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
you don't have to be online today 💜
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you should buy your trans friends coffee or something today
September 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
you should buy your trans friends coffee or something today
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It's not lost on me in the midst of this eulogizing and memorializing a monster that my home state, Florida, has made it a crime to commemorate or remember the victims of the Pulse massacre.
In America, only some deaths are considered grievable. The rest of us are just "collateral damage."
In America, only some deaths are considered grievable. The rest of us are just "collateral damage."
September 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
It's not lost on me in the midst of this eulogizing and memorializing a monster that my home state, Florida, has made it a crime to commemorate or remember the victims of the Pulse massacre.
In America, only some deaths are considered grievable. The rest of us are just "collateral damage."
In America, only some deaths are considered grievable. The rest of us are just "collateral damage."
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Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time
September 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time
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Just take five minutes out of your day to go ahead and do this. I even recommend adding it to your calendar now, so you don’t forget (what I am doing right now)
hi, cis folks!
if you said you’d stand with trans people, we need you now.
the FY26 budget bill gets a vote by 9/30. the GOP wants to jam a ban on federal funding for ALL health services that provide trans care for ANY AGE.
we need you to call senators: reps.fyi
more info & script downthread.🧵
if you said you’d stand with trans people, we need you now.
the FY26 budget bill gets a vote by 9/30. the GOP wants to jam a ban on federal funding for ALL health services that provide trans care for ANY AGE.
we need you to call senators: reps.fyi
more info & script downthread.🧵
NEWS: House Appropriations Committee Republicans released their spending bill for Labor, Health and Human Services, Education, and Related Agencies. The legislation would prohibit taxpayer dollars for any type of gender-affirming care for transgender people. This would include programs like Medicaid
September 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Just take five minutes out of your day to go ahead and do this. I even recommend adding it to your calendar now, so you don’t forget (what I am doing right now)
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SERF JOHNNY: This be myn hounde, Updogge... perchance you ponder why he is thusly name'd?
22-YEAR-OLD PLAYING 15 WHO IN A COUPLE MONTHS WILL BE FIRED FOR CALLING PUERTO RICANS "COCONUT SPIDERS" AND SUBSEQUENTLY HIRED BY THE TRUMP WHITE HOUSE: What's Updogge?
SERF JOHNNY: Oh I have thee nowe
22-YEAR-OLD PLAYING 15 WHO IN A COUPLE MONTHS WILL BE FIRED FOR CALLING PUERTO RICANS "COCONUT SPIDERS" AND SUBSEQUENTLY HIRED BY THE TRUMP WHITE HOUSE: What's Updogge?
SERF JOHNNY: Oh I have thee nowe
he could have extended hallucinations due to the pox. a big ass dog, who is sassy of course
August 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
SERF JOHNNY: This be myn hounde, Updogge... perchance you ponder why he is thusly name'd?
22-YEAR-OLD PLAYING 15 WHO IN A COUPLE MONTHS WILL BE FIRED FOR CALLING PUERTO RICANS "COCONUT SPIDERS" AND SUBSEQUENTLY HIRED BY THE TRUMP WHITE HOUSE: What's Updogge?
SERF JOHNNY: Oh I have thee nowe
22-YEAR-OLD PLAYING 15 WHO IN A COUPLE MONTHS WILL BE FIRED FOR CALLING PUERTO RICANS "COCONUT SPIDERS" AND SUBSEQUENTLY HIRED BY THE TRUMP WHITE HOUSE: What's Updogge?
SERF JOHNNY: Oh I have thee nowe
Remembering that the first console emulator I ever used was named "NESticle" and its icon looked like this.
September 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Remembering that the first console emulator I ever used was named "NESticle" and its icon looked like this.