Watto von Bismarck
@gridlock.slumcut.win
Perfectly normal woman with few/no unusual features.
Inventor of being a little sleepy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_inventors_killed_by_their_own_invention
Inventor of being a little sleepy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_inventors_killed_by_their_own_invention
Me after I eat a whole berry and drink a big drop of dew
December 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Me after I eat a whole berry and drink a big drop of dew
The battle I fight every night
November 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The battle I fight every night
Everyone's signing up for the "New Surgery" that gives you a Klein bottle pussy
November 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Everyone's signing up for the "New Surgery" that gives you a Klein bottle pussy
Pretty sure that's not how that saying goes.
November 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Pretty sure that's not how that saying goes.
Remembering that the first console emulator I ever used was named "NESticle" and its icon looked like this.
September 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Remembering that the first console emulator I ever used was named "NESticle" and its icon looked like this.
Getting Political...!
January 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Getting Political...!
Baking help needed! No matter what I do, my cookies keep ending up like this. Any advice?
December 22, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Baking help needed! No matter what I do, my cookies keep ending up like this. Any advice?
Cleaning out old notes and I wonder what I was planning here
December 22, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Cleaning out old notes and I wonder what I was planning here
Ferengi Barkeeps's Friend
December 5, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Ferengi Barkeeps's Friend
Deadass that's me.
August 22, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Deadass that's me.
Presidon't Skamala is gonna make abortion an Olympic event.
August 21, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Presidon't Skamala is gonna make abortion an Olympic event.
It's fiddling time!
January 13, 2024 at 5:11 PM
It's fiddling time!
Hell yeah my hoe ass fell off the map
January 11, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Hell yeah my hoe ass fell off the map
Every afternoon I wake up and open-palm slap 3-6 normal texts to my gf
January 7, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Every afternoon I wake up and open-palm slap 3-6 normal texts to my gf
How did I just find out MacOS comes with a great white noise machine?
October 24, 2023 at 1:12 AM
How did I just find out MacOS comes with a great white noise machine?
Exactly. Liberal democracies have famously given precisely one shit about human life (the Big Mac Index).
October 15, 2023 at 2:55 PM
Exactly. Liberal democracies have famously given precisely one shit about human life (the Big Mac Index).
POV u do not have coin.
October 15, 2023 at 2:34 PM
POV u do not have coin.
Me shaking down Hasdrubal for some shekels
August 26, 2023 at 4:28 PM
Me shaking down Hasdrubal for some shekels