Granite Man
@granitedhuine.bsky.social
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Granite Man
@granitedhuine.bsky.social
· Sep 21
Yes I know them, we went to Twitter together.
I'm putting together a compendium of my favourite Hobbits, it's a short list.
October 31, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I'm putting together a compendium of my favourite Hobbits, it's a short list.
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Gonna be throwing candy off my 3rd floor balcony like a benevolent emperor
October 31, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Gonna be throwing candy off my 3rd floor balcony like a benevolent emperor
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"if you switch to iphone you'll have facetime" sounds like a threat to me
October 31, 2025 at 12:16 PM
"if you switch to iphone you'll have facetime" sounds like a threat to me
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I am dressed as an anxious middle aged woman for Halloween because that is also what I dress like all year
October 31, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I am dressed as an anxious middle aged woman for Halloween because that is also what I dress like all year
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"you're telling me this ween is hallow" and other high quality posts
October 31, 2025 at 1:14 PM
"you're telling me this ween is hallow" and other high quality posts
Smashing Pumpkins? Sure, today is the perfect day for that.
October 31, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Smashing Pumpkins? Sure, today is the perfect day for that.
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life is a constant battle of trying to have a good time or being healthy
October 31, 2025 at 10:29 AM
life is a constant battle of trying to have a good time or being healthy
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her: have you been moisturizing?
me: oh no...that's just pizza grease.
me: oh no...that's just pizza grease.
October 31, 2025 at 10:41 AM
her: have you been moisturizing?
me: oh no...that's just pizza grease.
me: oh no...that's just pizza grease.
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This bottle of wine tastes like I’m going to spill my secrets on the internet
October 31, 2025 at 2:24 AM
This bottle of wine tastes like I’m going to spill my secrets on the internet
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Always choose the treadmill closest to the defibrillator
I know this now
I know this now
October 31, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Always choose the treadmill closest to the defibrillator
I know this now
I know this now
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the entire world is terrifying but its fall so the leaves are crunchy to walk on at least
October 31, 2025 at 5:13 AM
the entire world is terrifying but its fall so the leaves are crunchy to walk on at least
I hope this email finds your sense of humour.
October 31, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I hope this email finds your sense of humour.
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at this point growing back my tail and returning to the sea appears to be the only option
October 30, 2025 at 12:02 PM
at this point growing back my tail and returning to the sea appears to be the only option
Some of the people on here shouldn't have access to WiFi from whatever padded cell they are looked up in.
October 30, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Some of the people on here shouldn't have access to WiFi from whatever padded cell they are looked up in.
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Halloween costume? No, it's been a rough week. Fuck off.
October 30, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Halloween costume? No, it's been a rough week. Fuck off.
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ME: i would like to open a checking account
BANKER: would you like a savings account too?
ME: no
BANKER: okay, just checking
BANKER: would you like a savings account too?
ME: no
BANKER: okay, just checking
October 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
ME: i would like to open a checking account
BANKER: would you like a savings account too?
ME: no
BANKER: okay, just checking
BANKER: would you like a savings account too?
ME: no
BANKER: okay, just checking
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am i having a nervous breakdown or do i just need a snack
October 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
am i having a nervous breakdown or do i just need a snack
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News: bird flu virus found to survive in some cheeses, study warns
Me: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck off
Me: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck off
October 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
News: bird flu virus found to survive in some cheeses, study warns
Me: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck off
Me: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck off
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Bourbon in, shitposts out.
October 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Bourbon in, shitposts out.
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I need to find a semi-professional photo of myself for work and it's a challenge because my only photo modes are dork, slut, and dumpster goblin
October 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I need to find a semi-professional photo of myself for work and it's a challenge because my only photo modes are dork, slut, and dumpster goblin
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Some of you don't know how to spot a catfish and it shows.
October 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Some of you don't know how to spot a catfish and it shows.
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What happened to Omega 1,2,4,5,7,8 and 10?
October 30, 2025 at 7:29 AM
What happened to Omega 1,2,4,5,7,8 and 10?
Good morning, especially to the people who know that there's a right way (men) and wrong way (women) to load a dishwasher.
October 30, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Good morning, especially to the people who know that there's a right way (men) and wrong way (women) to load a dishwasher.
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I heard, "if you want it sugar coated, go to a bakery"
thanks, i'll take a dozen glazed and let's cleanse this world with fire
thanks, i'll take a dozen glazed and let's cleanse this world with fire
October 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I heard, "if you want it sugar coated, go to a bakery"
thanks, i'll take a dozen glazed and let's cleanse this world with fire
thanks, i'll take a dozen glazed and let's cleanse this world with fire
Fuck being the bigger person, be the bigger problem.
October 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Fuck being the bigger person, be the bigger problem.