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Granite Man
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Here we go again. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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I'm putting together a compendium of my favourite Hobbits, it's a short list.
October 31, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Gonna be throwing candy off my 3rd floor balcony like a benevolent emperor
October 31, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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"if you switch to iphone you'll have facetime" sounds like a threat to me
October 31, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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I am dressed as an anxious middle aged woman for Halloween because that is also what I dress like all year
October 31, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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"you're telling me this ween is hallow" and other high quality posts
October 31, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Smashing Pumpkins? Sure, today is the perfect day for that.
October 31, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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life is a constant battle of trying to have a good time or being healthy
October 31, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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her: have you been moisturizing?

me: oh no...that's just pizza grease.
October 31, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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This bottle of wine tastes like I’m going to spill my secrets on the internet
October 31, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Always choose the treadmill closest to the defibrillator

I know this now
October 31, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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the entire world is terrifying but its fall so the leaves are crunchy to walk on at least
October 31, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I hope this email finds your sense of humour.
October 31, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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at this point growing back my tail and returning to the sea appears to be the only option
October 30, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Some of the people on here shouldn't have access to WiFi from whatever padded cell they are looked up in.
October 30, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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Halloween costume? No, it's been a rough week. Fuck off.
October 30, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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ME: i would like to open a checking account

BANKER: would you like a savings account too?

ME: no

BANKER: okay, just checking
October 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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am i having a nervous breakdown or do i just need a snack
October 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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News: bird flu virus found to survive in some cheeses, study warns

Me: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck off
October 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Bourbon in, shitposts out.
October 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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I need to find a semi-professional photo of myself for work and it's a challenge because my only photo modes are dork, slut, and dumpster goblin
October 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Some of you don't know how to spot a catfish and it shows.
October 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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What happened to Omega 1,2,4,5,7,8 and 10?
October 30, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Good morning, especially to the people who know that there's a right way (men) and wrong way (women) to load a dishwasher.
October 30, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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I heard, "if you want it sugar coated, go to a bakery"

thanks, i'll take a dozen glazed and let's cleanse this world with fire
October 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Fuck being the bigger person, be the bigger problem.
October 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM