Geekasaurus Rex
@geekasaurus.bsky.social
Trans guy, geek, embroidery nerd, cat lover.
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Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
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Thanks! Thanks so much! Thanks for reaching out! Can't wait to connect! Can't wait to hear more! Looking forward to our conversation! Looking forward to hearing from you! Let me know! Let me know if this works for you! Let me know if this works for your schedule! Let me know when you're available!
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Thanks! Thanks so much! Thanks for reaching out! Can't wait to connect! Can't wait to hear more! Looking forward to our conversation! Looking forward to hearing from you! Let me know! Let me know if this works for you! Let me know if this works for your schedule! Let me know when you're available!
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get in the air fryer shinji
November 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
get in the air fryer shinji
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So we are going to bring forth a world where anyone who wants to be a lone wolf is welcome to walk into the woods without a single damn thing a global community made for him, and perish howling at the moon.
The rest of us will live in a society.
The rest of us will live in a society.
November 14, 2025 at 9:18 AM
So we are going to bring forth a world where anyone who wants to be a lone wolf is welcome to walk into the woods without a single damn thing a global community made for him, and perish howling at the moon.
The rest of us will live in a society.
The rest of us will live in a society.
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I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.
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he is going to be directly named on an Epstein list and absolutely nothing at all will happen, you guys know that right. we are not living in the west wing. do you know that
November 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
he is going to be directly named on an Epstein list and absolutely nothing at all will happen, you guys know that right. we are not living in the west wing. do you know that
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when the teletubbies heard about 9/11 who’s tummyvision were they watching
November 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
when the teletubbies heard about 9/11 who’s tummyvision were they watching
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if i am elected President we will drone strike one C-Suite at Rockstar Games for every additional day GTA 6 is delayed
November 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
if i am elected President we will drone strike one C-Suite at Rockstar Games for every additional day GTA 6 is delayed
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ask your doctor if committing to the bit is right for you
November 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
ask your doctor if committing to the bit is right for you
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Cheney is fun cause he is like Kissinger all over again but for our era. Body count to the heavens, and we get to piss on his corpse. Good riddance.
November 4, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Cheney is fun cause he is like Kissinger all over again but for our era. Body count to the heavens, and we get to piss on his corpse. Good riddance.
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Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!
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I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
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frito lay me down to sleep
i pray doritos spicy heat
and if i diet pepsi shake
i pray that cheeto chester vape
i pray doritos spicy heat
and if i diet pepsi shake
i pray that cheeto chester vape
October 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
frito lay me down to sleep
i pray doritos spicy heat
and if i diet pepsi shake
i pray that cheeto chester vape
i pray doritos spicy heat
and if i diet pepsi shake
i pray that cheeto chester vape
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Well into the season of life where I don’t keep up with pop culture, and it’s great.
You don’t need to get annoyed that The Kids like different stuff. Are Addison Rae and Tate McRae different people? Who cares! There’s jazz to listen to and you have plantar fasciitis.
You don’t need to get annoyed that The Kids like different stuff. Are Addison Rae and Tate McRae different people? Who cares! There’s jazz to listen to and you have plantar fasciitis.
October 23, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Well into the season of life where I don’t keep up with pop culture, and it’s great.
You don’t need to get annoyed that The Kids like different stuff. Are Addison Rae and Tate McRae different people? Who cares! There’s jazz to listen to and you have plantar fasciitis.
You don’t need to get annoyed that The Kids like different stuff. Are Addison Rae and Tate McRae different people? Who cares! There’s jazz to listen to and you have plantar fasciitis.
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you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
August 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
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Everyone held signs saying “RESIST!” but I couldn’t.
I ate all the Halloween candy.
I ate all the Halloween candy.
October 19, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Everyone held signs saying “RESIST!” but I couldn’t.
I ate all the Halloween candy.
I ate all the Halloween candy.
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WHOSE KINGS!?
OUR KINGS!
Wait that's not right
OUR KINGS!
Wait that's not right
October 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
WHOSE KINGS!?
OUR KINGS!
Wait that's not right
OUR KINGS!
Wait that's not right
Breatharians must love CPAPs. Its the only time they get to feel full.
October 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Breatharians must love CPAPs. Its the only time they get to feel full.
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Yes, your children may lick the Colorado River toads, but don't blame us when they start listening to jam bands.
October 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Yes, your children may lick the Colorado River toads, but don't blame us when they start listening to jam bands.
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George Orwell’s Animal Crossing
October 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
George Orwell’s Animal Crossing
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how thick do you think a single one of god’s pubes is
October 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM
how thick do you think a single one of god’s pubes is
Do you think Lorde hears the Weird Al version of her song in her head sometimes?
October 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Do you think Lorde hears the Weird Al version of her song in her head sometimes?
Are the M&M characters unable to reach Heaven in the same way the Veggietale characters are? Let's find out.
*Unzips pants*
*Unzips pants*
September 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Are the M&M characters unable to reach Heaven in the same way the Veggietale characters are? Let's find out.
*Unzips pants*
*Unzips pants*
My most controversial take as an autist is that I actually really like small talk.
September 29, 2025 at 12:15 PM
My most controversial take as an autist is that I actually really like small talk.
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It is with a heavy heart that I must announce that this post is not going to get any better.
September 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
It is with a heavy heart that I must announce that this post is not going to get any better.