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By a show of jazz hands, how many of you are fabulous?
December 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
By a show of jazz hands, how many of you are fabulous?
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I am convinced the "Briefly Less Demented DIY White House Cocktail" is mostly amphetamines.
December 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I am convinced the "Briefly Less Demented DIY White House Cocktail" is mostly amphetamines.
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I’m thinking tonight about the billions of dollars spend on Congressional elections, and what little return Americans outside of the donor class get for that money. A functioning legislative branch would be useful right now.
December 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I’m thinking tonight about the billions of dollars spend on Congressional elections, and what little return Americans outside of the donor class get for that money. A functioning legislative branch would be useful right now.
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I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
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found my new work email signoff
sorry for ruining your entire life with my perfect and beautiful thoughts
December 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
found my new work email signoff
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There were less than 200 people at Trump's rally in Pennsylvania.
Even MAGA dumbfucks are getting tired of Trump's bullshit.
Even MAGA dumbfucks are getting tired of Trump's bullshit.
December 11, 2025 at 5:18 AM
There were less than 200 people at Trump's rally in Pennsylvania.
Even MAGA dumbfucks are getting tired of Trump's bullshit.
Even MAGA dumbfucks are getting tired of Trump's bullshit.
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"Who needs a car in L.A.? We got the best public transportation system in the world!" -- Eddie Valiant
December 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
"Who needs a car in L.A.? We got the best public transportation system in the world!" -- Eddie Valiant
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That time someone said, "Oh you're one of those science is right idiots" to me and I just knew in their head they were actually using "your" and not "you're".
September 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
That time someone said, "Oh you're one of those science is right idiots" to me and I just knew in their head they were actually using "your" and not "you're".
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Glad I learned how to conserve water in elementary school so AI can suggest glue as a pizza topping
December 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Glad I learned how to conserve water in elementary school so AI can suggest glue as a pizza topping
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My people, I know you can't afford hamburger, but I bring you the gift of racism!
Trump: "Ilhan Omar, whatever the hell her name is. With her little turban. I love her. She comes in, does nothing but bitch ... we ought to get her the hell out ... she's here illegally."
The crowd in Pennsylvania then starts chanting "send her back!"
The crowd in Pennsylvania then starts chanting "send her back!"
December 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
My people, I know you can't afford hamburger, but I bring you the gift of racism!
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he’s an investor in a soybean farm. calling him a farmer is like calling jerry jones a quarterback.
Brooke Rollins: "On the China soybeans, Secretary Bessent -- himself a soybean farmer ... "
December 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
he’s an investor in a soybean farm. calling him a farmer is like calling jerry jones a quarterback.
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Growing up in the flat east coast suburbs I never got the whole purple mountain majesty thing. But out west, I got it.
December 10, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Growing up in the flat east coast suburbs I never got the whole purple mountain majesty thing. But out west, I got it.
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I get the seriousness of the dumbest, weakest, most creativity-bereft fuckwits the American aristocracy ever shat out of its dogshit genepool trying to wangle supreme unaccountable power, but the asterisk is that they're all stupid as fuck, suck at EVERYthing and will eventually shoot each other.
FBI Director Kash Patel twice ordered his girlfriend’s elite security detail to escort one of her drunk friends home after nights out in Nashville. Agents objected, but Patel allegedly yelled at the team leader, raising serious concerns about misuse of FBI tactical resources.
December 6, 2025 at 9:01 AM
I get the seriousness of the dumbest, weakest, most creativity-bereft fuckwits the American aristocracy ever shat out of its dogshit genepool trying to wangle supreme unaccountable power, but the asterisk is that they're all stupid as fuck, suck at EVERYthing and will eventually shoot each other.
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Take a moment today to check in with older people who seem disconnected from reality and may be unwell.
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Take a moment today to check in with older people who seem disconnected from reality and may be unwell.
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The thing about Trump stories is that they always have that extra layer of stupidity that you’re not expecting. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The thing about Trump stories is that they always have that extra layer of stupidity that you’re not expecting. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
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As long as we keep making Jurassic Park movies, dinosaurs are going to keep seeking re-election.
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
As long as we keep making Jurassic Park movies, dinosaurs are going to keep seeking re-election.
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I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.
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Saw this window on a walk in NYC last night and it haunts me. The occupant clearly wants a lot of plants inside for the oxygen and other health benefits and that’s cool but look at the way they press against those windows. They want OUT OUT OUT.
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Saw this window on a walk in NYC last night and it haunts me. The occupant clearly wants a lot of plants inside for the oxygen and other health benefits and that’s cool but look at the way they press against those windows. They want OUT OUT OUT.
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
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ever since i was a little boy i always knew i wanted to be 38 years old writing short sentences on a website
November 20, 2025 at 1:29 PM
ever since i was a little boy i always knew i wanted to be 38 years old writing short sentences on a website
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It seems the pay is great but I don’t think there’s enough money in the world to make it worth having your entire identity be “whiny loser bigot”
November 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
It seems the pay is great but I don’t think there’s enough money in the world to make it worth having your entire identity be “whiny loser bigot”
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I'd rather die, thanks
Saw a post today that advised writers to stop writing as if a human will read it and start writing for an LLM that will be summarising.
As someone who really enjoyed trying to develop a peculiar but readable authorial voice, I find this incredibly depressing.
As someone who really enjoyed trying to develop a peculiar but readable authorial voice, I find this incredibly depressing.
November 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I'd rather die, thanks
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Years ago I worked for a CRO. The lead veterinarian told us a story about how they were testing a drug in rabbits that was harming them to the point the CRO abruptly cancelled the study. They informed the study sponsor who replied that they were also doing human trials with the same drug in Africa.
“due to no legal or policy restrictions.”
Testing on brown people before using it on you. American voters, foreign policy is domestic policy. This truth can no longer be ignored for the panacea of a mythical lesser evil.
Testing on brown people before using it on you. American voters, foreign policy is domestic policy. This truth can no longer be ignored for the panacea of a mythical lesser evil.
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Years ago I worked for a CRO. The lead veterinarian told us a story about how they were testing a drug in rabbits that was harming them to the point the CRO abruptly cancelled the study. They informed the study sponsor who replied that they were also doing human trials with the same drug in Africa.
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An entire argument dismantled in two words.
CNN: What if there are more names connected to the Democratic Party that come out in the files?
CHRIS MURPHY: So what?
CHRIS MURPHY: So what?
November 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
An entire argument dismantled in two words.