Quinn Cummings
@quinncy.bsky.social
Court Jester is dead. Long live Court Jester.
Me Saturday: The only and I mean THE ONLY comfort I take in this weekend's new bullshit escalation is the only thing these goons have done consistently is step on rakes of their own making.
Them Sunday:
Them Sunday:
January 5, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Me Saturday: The only and I mean THE ONLY comfort I take in this weekend's new bullshit escalation is the only thing these goons have done consistently is step on rakes of their own making.
Them Sunday:
Them Sunday:
Domenatrices have told us this forever; most men are submissive lumps, desperately longing for the taste of boot.
JD Vance on Sunday scrambled to answer a common question about the Trump administration's motives for attacking Venezuela.
JD Vance scrambles to explain military motive: 'Fentanyl isn't the only drug in the world'
JD Vance on Sunday scrambled to answer a common question about the Trump administration's motives for attacking Venezuela.The notion that Venezuela was a target due to fentanyl has been a common theme since Trump first began ordering military strikes on ships from that region. It has been pushed for...
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January 4, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Domenatrices have told us this forever; most men are submissive lumps, desperately longing for the taste of boot.
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Greenland Prime Minister Jens-Frederik Nielsen: “There is neither reason for panic nor for concern.
“The image shared by Katie Miller, depicting Greenland wrapped in an American flag, changes nothing whatsoever.
“Our country is not for sale, and our future is not decided by social media posts.”
“The image shared by Katie Miller, depicting Greenland wrapped in an American flag, changes nothing whatsoever.
“Our country is not for sale, and our future is not decided by social media posts.”
January 4, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Greenland Prime Minister Jens-Frederik Nielsen: “There is neither reason for panic nor for concern.
“The image shared by Katie Miller, depicting Greenland wrapped in an American flag, changes nothing whatsoever.
“Our country is not for sale, and our future is not decided by social media posts.”
“The image shared by Katie Miller, depicting Greenland wrapped in an American flag, changes nothing whatsoever.
“Our country is not for sale, and our future is not decided by social media posts.”
Wow, murderous white guys have always looked like that.
Yes, Calley was pardoned by President Richard Nixon in 1974 after serving about a third of his 10-year sentence.
January 4, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Wow, murderous white guys have always looked like that.
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"I’m going to walk y’all through why this is very bad, and I’ll attempt to make it as clear as possible to outline the unnecessary risks and complications Trump is now forcing upon our country and the people of Venezuela and international stability."
Trump Invaded a Country While You Were Sleeping
Illegally and immorally.
charlotteclymer.substack.com
January 3, 2026 at 12:30 PM
"I’m going to walk y’all through why this is very bad, and I’ll attempt to make it as clear as possible to outline the unnecessary risks and complications Trump is now forcing upon our country and the people of Venezuela and international stability."
For people currently realizing they're going to have to lawyer up on an international scale shortly, please recall how "I was just following orders" went the last time.
January 3, 2026 at 6:05 PM
For people currently realizing they're going to have to lawyer up on an international scale shortly, please recall how "I was just following orders" went the last time.
Fair.
I'll go back to Little Man Taint.
I'll go back to Little Man Taint.
As an actual bookseller, I am begging you not to besmirch our profession. He’s already hurt us enough. Can’t we call him Penis Rocket?
January 3, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Fair.
I'll go back to Little Man Taint.
I'll go back to Little Man Taint.
A small story:
I have a very, very, VERY specific form of...let's call it...temporal weirdness.
"Quinn, do me a favor, smile for me."
I'm not having a stroke.
I just periodically know things in advance but also, I don't.
"Of course, of course. Say, here's a fun idea; just smile."
I have a very, very, VERY specific form of...let's call it...temporal weirdness.
"Quinn, do me a favor, smile for me."
I'm not having a stroke.
I just periodically know things in advance but also, I don't.
"Of course, of course. Say, here's a fun idea; just smile."
January 3, 2026 at 1:19 AM
A small story:
I have a very, very, VERY specific form of...let's call it...temporal weirdness.
"Quinn, do me a favor, smile for me."
I'm not having a stroke.
I just periodically know things in advance but also, I don't.
"Of course, of course. Say, here's a fun idea; just smile."
I have a very, very, VERY specific form of...let's call it...temporal weirdness.
"Quinn, do me a favor, smile for me."
I'm not having a stroke.
I just periodically know things in advance but also, I don't.
"Of course, of course. Say, here's a fun idea; just smile."
See also: Everything else.
Looks like Bookseller is going to purchase VOGUE for his new wife the whore.
"Then everyone will have to look like you, not just the girls hanging around the bars on Fremont Street!"
Looks like Bookseller is going to purchase VOGUE for his new wife the whore.
"Then everyone will have to look like you, not just the girls hanging around the bars on Fremont Street!"
Network news is likely a loss leader for all 3 of them, but most of all for 3rd place CBS Evening News. But they won't pull the plug, as there's too much history and their institutional self-image would suffer. As such, the news will become a vanity program for the billionaire overlords.
January 2, 2026 at 11:34 PM
See also: Everything else.
Looks like Bookseller is going to purchase VOGUE for his new wife the whore.
"Then everyone will have to look like you, not just the girls hanging around the bars on Fremont Street!"
Looks like Bookseller is going to purchase VOGUE for his new wife the whore.
"Then everyone will have to look like you, not just the girls hanging around the bars on Fremont Street!"
Same energy as guys who inform the woman who (very politely) rebuffed their advances with "Fuck you, you're ugly."
Hostile, defensive and illogical are a bold choice, Cotton.
What entertains me is whatever audience metric they're seeing that got them to this self-pitying upside-down Rockwelliana.
Hostile, defensive and illogical are a bold choice, Cotton.
What entertains me is whatever audience metric they're seeing that got them to this self-pitying upside-down Rockwelliana.
CBS News could have announced a two-sentence principle:
1. We will inform you about things that affect your life and this nation.
2. We will tell you the truth without fear or favor.
Instead they chose informational baby food.
1. We will inform you about things that affect your life and this nation.
2. We will tell you the truth without fear or favor.
Instead they chose informational baby food.
In the same way Court Jester likes ice-cream; it's a product and it's there to be purchased.
January 2, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Same energy as guys who inform the woman who (very politely) rebuffed their advances with "Fuck you, you're ugly."
Hostile, defensive and illogical are a bold choice, Cotton.
What entertains me is whatever audience metric they're seeing that got them to this self-pitying upside-down Rockwelliana.
Hostile, defensive and illogical are a bold choice, Cotton.
What entertains me is whatever audience metric they're seeing that got them to this self-pitying upside-down Rockwelliana.
In the same way Court Jester likes ice-cream; it's a product and it's there to be purchased.
January 2, 2026 at 11:05 PM
In the same way Court Jester likes ice-cream; it's a product and it's there to be purchased.
DANNY PLEASE DO NOT QUESTION MY FAITH TRADITIONS.*
* My faith traditions are waiting online for over an hour to be put on the waitlist.
* My faith traditions are waiting online for over an hour to be put on the waitlist.
Loved the concept; not crazy about the graven image of the Canaanite God of storm and fertility though.
January 2, 2026 at 10:57 PM
DANNY PLEASE DO NOT QUESTION MY FAITH TRADITIONS.*
* My faith traditions are waiting online for over an hour to be put on the waitlist.
* My faith traditions are waiting online for over an hour to be put on the waitlist.
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You cannot have “AI” without having “machine that almost solely exists to create nonconsensual sexually explicit images of mainly women and children.” The former exists in tandem with the latter. That’s how this industry has worked so far, and it has only gotten worse with zero accountability
December 31, 2025 at 3:55 PM
You cannot have “AI” without having “machine that almost solely exists to create nonconsensual sexually explicit images of mainly women and children.” The former exists in tandem with the latter. That’s how this industry has worked so far, and it has only gotten worse with zero accountability
I will try to find meaning in what now passes for my life.
I'm sorry for your loss.
January 2, 2026 at 7:20 PM
I will try to find meaning in what now passes for my life.
And the waitlist is full.
See you a year from today, at 12:01am, when I queue.
See you a year from today, at 12:01am, when I queue.
Am in line for Heizer City tickets. Seeing as they have 6 people on the tour at a time, the tours only last from May-December, I have been in the queue for over an hour and I am still #957, I'm going to make a prediction that maybe we're not seeing Heizer City this year.
January 2, 2026 at 7:15 PM
And the waitlist is full.
See you a year from today, at 12:01am, when I queue.
See you a year from today, at 12:01am, when I queue.
To be fair, I'm not going either AND I failed.
You just didn't play.
You just didn't play.
And now I find out I'm missing out on something I didn't know I was missing out on...
Gee thanks Quinn...
😉
Gee thanks Quinn...
😉
January 2, 2026 at 7:10 PM
To be fair, I'm not going either AND I failed.
You just didn't play.
You just didn't play.
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"51% of the vote in one election does not empower you to destroy a city or culture or society" -- Mark Levin after Mamdani won 50.8% of the popular vote
"We have rejected, completely, utterly, undeniably, the Democrat Party" -- Mark Levin after Trump won 49.8% of the popular vote
"We have rejected, completely, utterly, undeniably, the Democrat Party" -- Mark Levin after Trump won 49.8% of the popular vote
January 2, 2026 at 6:07 PM
"51% of the vote in one election does not empower you to destroy a city or culture or society" -- Mark Levin after Mamdani won 50.8% of the popular vote
"We have rejected, completely, utterly, undeniably, the Democrat Party" -- Mark Levin after Trump won 49.8% of the popular vote
"We have rejected, completely, utterly, undeniably, the Democrat Party" -- Mark Levin after Trump won 49.8% of the popular vote
Am in line for Heizer City tickets. Seeing as they have 6 people on the tour at a time, the tours only last from May-December, I have been in the queue for over an hour and I am still #957, I'm going to make a prediction that maybe we're not seeing Heizer City this year.
January 2, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Am in line for Heizer City tickets. Seeing as they have 6 people on the tour at a time, the tours only last from May-December, I have been in the queue for over an hour and I am still #957, I'm going to make a prediction that maybe we're not seeing Heizer City this year.
J. Eric Oliver has a smart, highly-readable book about the If in LA, maybe from @vromansbookstore.bsky.social ?
Or you can just go look at Pixel as I talk about it.
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Or you can just go look at Pixel as I talk about it.
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January 2, 2026 at 5:53 PM
J. Eric Oliver has a smart, highly-readable book about the If in LA, maybe from @vromansbookstore.bsky.social ?
Or you can just go look at Pixel as I talk about it.
bit.ly/49e1Zte
Or you can just go look at Pixel as I talk about it.
bit.ly/49e1Zte
As someone who tests very well and it has no relevance whatsoever to my actual class performance - and as someone who has known fucking morons who are basically tape recorders when it comes to data they can spit back into a Scantron - I understand the frustration but please...no.
January 2, 2026 at 5:49 PM
As someone who tests very well and it has no relevance whatsoever to my actual class performance - and as someone who has known fucking morons who are basically tape recorders when it comes to data they can spit back into a Scantron - I understand the frustration but please...no.
Yeah, that one DEFINITELY went into my brain file.
This should be accepted as a PhD thesis!
Also, I shall be saying “you have my divided attention” a LOT from now on.
Also, I shall be saying “you have my divided attention” a LOT from now on.
January 2, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Yeah, that one DEFINITELY went into my brain file.
@amiberger.bsky.social, I give you Rosenpants and Gildedsleeve.
January 2, 2026 at 3:04 PM
@amiberger.bsky.social, I give you Rosenpants and Gildedsleeve.
I still flinch when someone says "Killing time."
There is literally not one book of faith that impacted me that way.
There is literally not one book of faith that impacted me that way.
Milo and Tock ❤️❤️ The Princesses of Rhyme and Reason. Absolutely owns me to this day.
January 2, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I still flinch when someone says "Killing time."
There is literally not one book of faith that impacted me that way.
There is literally not one book of faith that impacted me that way.
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Did you know that the homicide rate in NYC is roughly 20% the homicide rate in Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas, Louisiana and Tennessee? If you watch Fox News, you don't know that. Fox has been smearing the Apple with false claims about crime for a decade now.
A remarkable trend that will come as a shock to you if your only info about NYC is from this Fox News.
Homicides in NYC...
1990: 2,262
1993: 1,927
1998: 629
2001: 649
2013: 335
2019: 320
2021: 488
2024: 382
2025 (as of 12/28): 302
Homicides in NYC...
1990: 2,262
1993: 1,927
1998: 629
2001: 649
2013: 335
2019: 320
2021: 488
2024: 382
2025 (as of 12/28): 302
January 1, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Did you know that the homicide rate in NYC is roughly 20% the homicide rate in Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas, Louisiana and Tennessee? If you watch Fox News, you don't know that. Fox has been smearing the Apple with false claims about crime for a decade now.
THE PHANTOM TOLLBOOTH.
Which has taught me far more about how to live a meaningful life than any religious text I have ever scanned.
Which has taught me far more about how to live a meaningful life than any religious text I have ever scanned.
I would get sworn in on a copy of the Lord of the Rings
Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
January 1, 2026 at 11:18 PM
THE PHANTOM TOLLBOOTH.
Which has taught me far more about how to live a meaningful life than any religious text I have ever scanned.
Which has taught me far more about how to live a meaningful life than any religious text I have ever scanned.