Female at Law
@femaleatlaw.bsky.social
Nerd, daydreamer, heathen, mom
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So much of American history is just impulsive and extremely stupid elites, who don't believe in consequences because they have never personally experienced them, doing highly consequential stuff because they're bored or believe it might make them richer. I guess a lot of our culture, too.
January 3, 2026 at 7:22 PM
So much of American history is just impulsive and extremely stupid elites, who don't believe in consequences because they have never personally experienced them, doing highly consequential stuff because they're bored or believe it might make them richer. I guess a lot of our culture, too.
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Way too angry to sleep.
January 3, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Way too angry to sleep.
Waking up to find that my teen son 3D printed something for me 🥲
January 1, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Waking up to find that my teen son 3D printed something for me 🥲
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I hope nobody ever teaches me how to love again
January 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I hope nobody ever teaches me how to love again
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"We have a different and particularly bad electoral system" is the simple reason behind so many problems that people want to attribute to the character or culture of Americans.
the only three countries in Europe with a higher rate of tertiary education are Ireland, Luxembourg, and the United Kingdom.
From an extranational perspective, America giving rise to Trump was seen as absolutely, disappointingly inevitable. An uneducated, insular society will allow all sorts of aberrant people to lead them. And so long as America remains an idiot nation, it will just keep happening with different idiots.
December 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
"We have a different and particularly bad electoral system" is the simple reason behind so many problems that people want to attribute to the character or culture of Americans.
It's Christmas eve
December 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
It's Christmas eve
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may the winter solstice bring you hope of the light to come and some bbq ribs
December 21, 2025 at 2:18 PM
may the winter solstice bring you hope of the light to come and some bbq ribs
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All I want for Christmas is to open up an independent bookstore that doubles as a café and triples as a cat rescue.
December 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
All I want for Christmas is to open up an independent bookstore that doubles as a café and triples as a cat rescue.
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“Of course, it doesn’t feel right to want IT to HAPPEN. And it’s obviously not okay to try to make IT HAPPEN. That’s not what this is ABOUT, just to make things CLEAR LEGALLY as far as VARIOUS AGENCIES are concerned.”
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...
When It Happens
It’s been so long, you sometimes forget that eventually, IT will HAPPEN.
It’s impossible to say when IT will HAPPEN. But it can’t be too long until...
www.mcsweeneys.net
December 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
“Of course, it doesn’t feel right to want IT to HAPPEN. And it’s obviously not okay to try to make IT HAPPEN. That’s not what this is ABOUT, just to make things CLEAR LEGALLY as far as VARIOUS AGENCIES are concerned.”
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...
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If you can breathe through your nose right now…cherish that, savor it, take a moment to appreciate what you have before it’s too late
December 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
If you can breathe through your nose right now…cherish that, savor it, take a moment to appreciate what you have before it’s too late
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i don't care how it happens. i hope it's funny, but more importantly, for the good of the world, i hope it's soon
December 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
i don't care how it happens. i hope it's funny, but more importantly, for the good of the world, i hope it's soon
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i feel like i’m done with work for the year. unfortunately, work doesn’t feel that way back.
December 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
i feel like i’m done with work for the year. unfortunately, work doesn’t feel that way back.
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Room for one more shitty decision before the end of the year for the plot
December 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Room for one more shitty decision before the end of the year for the plot
My shopping list app absolutely roasting me
December 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
My shopping list app absolutely roasting me
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My superpower is making everything harder than it has to be
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
My superpower is making everything harder than it has to be
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when your general apathy turns into seasonal apathy and everyone has already mentally checked out of work for 2025
🎶 it's the most wonderful time of the year 🎶
🎶 it's the most wonderful time of the year 🎶
December 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
when your general apathy turns into seasonal apathy and everyone has already mentally checked out of work for 2025
🎶 it's the most wonderful time of the year 🎶
🎶 it's the most wonderful time of the year 🎶
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I’m starting to worry that if society collapses, my background as an English major won’t help me unless survival in the post-apocalyptic hellscape somehow depends on being able to diagram a sentence.
December 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I’m starting to worry that if society collapses, my background as an English major won’t help me unless survival in the post-apocalyptic hellscape somehow depends on being able to diagram a sentence.
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HER: Listen, I think we should see other people.
ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
December 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
HER: Listen, I think we should see other people.
ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
Turns out, my work crush was a load-bearing support for my whole career
December 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Turns out, my work crush was a load-bearing support for my whole career
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The fact that we're letting a bunch of men who can't feel happiness or wonder or curiousity decide how everyone else has to live IS REALLY A PROBLEM!
December 10, 2025 at 5:24 AM
The fact that we're letting a bunch of men who can't feel happiness or wonder or curiousity decide how everyone else has to live IS REALLY A PROBLEM!
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Next year I’m gonna be sexy sad instead of when did she last shower sad.
December 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Next year I’m gonna be sexy sad instead of when did she last shower sad.
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Avatar: They’re Still Making These?
December 9, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Avatar: They’re Still Making These?
One of my favorite adventures in parenting is the 10 pm "crap, there's [event] tomorrow, where the hell is your uniform?"
December 9, 2025 at 12:50 PM
One of my favorite adventures in parenting is the 10 pm "crap, there's [event] tomorrow, where the hell is your uniform?"
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Let's give up together.
December 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Let's give up together.