Free Agent Fly On The Wall
@flyonsomewall.bsky.social
A fly on the wall, and a huge smartass
Don't blame me, blame my brain -- I'm just the typist. I can't control where the words go once I get started
Refugee from the Incellionaire's site
RoboCop expert, Ramones parishoner
Don't blame me, blame my brain -- I'm just the typist. I can't control where the words go once I get started
Refugee from the Incellionaire's site
RoboCop expert, Ramones parishoner
Pinned
The rules of time travel state that you can go back in time and kill baby Hitler, but only if you yourself are also a baby, which explains why all previous attempts to kill baby Hitler have been both failures and utterly adorable
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Born and raised in America, 4 years in the military followed by 4 years in public services in multiple different states doing charity work.
Americans are uniquely incapable of self governance and need to be led by a strong hand in order to function.
Left to their own devices they are just racist.
Americans are uniquely incapable of self governance and need to be led by a strong hand in order to function.
Left to their own devices they are just racist.
December 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Born and raised in America, 4 years in the military followed by 4 years in public services in multiple different states doing charity work.
Americans are uniquely incapable of self governance and need to be led by a strong hand in order to function.
Left to their own devices they are just racist.
Americans are uniquely incapable of self governance and need to be led by a strong hand in order to function.
Left to their own devices they are just racist.
Merry Christmas,
The piss tank on the ISS is now 8% full.
December 26, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Merry Christmas,
Who died and made you Pope
December 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Who died and made you Pope
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Who cares if it worked or not?
December 25, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Who cares if it worked or not?
This is getting me exactly as many new followers as blocks btw
From an extranational perspective, America giving rise to Trump was seen as absolutely, disappointingly inevitable. An uneducated, insular society will allow all sorts of aberrant people to lead them. And so long as America remains an idiot nation, it will just keep happening with different idiots.
December 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
This is getting me exactly as many new followers as blocks btw
Lot of Americans blocking me today. The truth hurts I guess.
December 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Lot of Americans blocking me today. The truth hurts I guess.
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BETTER OFF DEAD... (1985)
December 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
BETTER OFF DEAD... (1985)
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(looks at Trump and gestures at corner)
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
(looks at Trump and gestures at corner)
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Now America, this may blow your mind, but the overwhelming majority of people of every free nation on earth have absolutely ZERO FUCKING DESIRE to become part of the USA, and this has less to do specifically with Trump than in how shitty America is in general. I know most of you can't imagine this.
Trump Envoy to Greenland Gov. Jeff Landry: "Europe is just ignoring Greenland ... this is an opportunity for Greenland to be invited to the economic table with the US, the strongest most advanced economy in the world. And we care. We care about them, to get them the security and the protection."
December 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Now America, this may blow your mind, but the overwhelming majority of people of every free nation on earth have absolutely ZERO FUCKING DESIRE to become part of the USA, and this has less to do specifically with Trump than in how shitty America is in general. I know most of you can't imagine this.
Good evening,
The piss tank on the ISS is now 36% full.
December 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Good evening,
Now America, this may blow your mind, but the overwhelming majority of people of every free nation on earth have absolutely ZERO FUCKING DESIRE to become part of the USA, and this has less to do specifically with Trump than in how shitty America is in general. I know most of you can't imagine this.
Trump Envoy to Greenland Gov. Jeff Landry: "Europe is just ignoring Greenland ... this is an opportunity for Greenland to be invited to the economic table with the US, the strongest most advanced economy in the world. And we care. We care about them, to get them the security and the protection."
December 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Now America, this may blow your mind, but the overwhelming majority of people of every free nation on earth have absolutely ZERO FUCKING DESIRE to become part of the USA, and this has less to do specifically with Trump than in how shitty America is in general. I know most of you can't imagine this.
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He will rename the moon, I swear to god
December 23, 2025 at 6:20 AM
He will rename the moon, I swear to god
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ffs America.
SNAP OUT OF IT
SNAP OUT OF IT
Trump’s new special envoy to Greenland Jeff Landry says he’s the perfect person to persuade them to become part of the US because his family has lived in Louisiana for 300 years and Greenland falls under the Monroe Doctrine and he going to bring them great Cajun food.
December 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
ffs America.
SNAP OUT OF IT
SNAP OUT OF IT
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Bari Weiss (1st week as McDonald's manager): "First of all, everyone who orders anything gets asked if they'd rather have a Filet o Fish. Second of all, every other menu listing should be for a Filet o Fish. Thirdly, we're going to run a special on Filet o Fish. Ok! Who knows how to start the fryer"
December 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Bari Weiss (1st week as McDonald's manager): "First of all, everyone who orders anything gets asked if they'd rather have a Filet o Fish. Second of all, every other menu listing should be for a Filet o Fish. Thirdly, we're going to run a special on Filet o Fish. Ok! Who knows how to start the fryer"
Good morning,
The piss tank on the ISS is now 45% full.
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Good morning,
I think the Trump related Epstein dirt is actually starting to break containment.
Stories on Trump flying on Epstein's plane, the subpoenas for Mar a Lago are actually showing up on the FoxNews website. That pathetic DOJ disclaimer about all the Trump allegations being fake are landing with a thud.
Stories on Trump flying on Epstein's plane, the subpoenas for Mar a Lago are actually showing up on the FoxNews website. That pathetic DOJ disclaimer about all the Trump allegations being fake are landing with a thud.
December 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I think the Trump related Epstein dirt is actually starting to break containment.
Stories on Trump flying on Epstein's plane, the subpoenas for Mar a Lago are actually showing up on the FoxNews website. That pathetic DOJ disclaimer about all the Trump allegations being fake are landing with a thud.
Stories on Trump flying on Epstein's plane, the subpoenas for Mar a Lago are actually showing up on the FoxNews website. That pathetic DOJ disclaimer about all the Trump allegations being fake are landing with a thud.
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How does his arm work? Why is there snow on the ground inside a toy store?
December 23, 2025 at 6:31 AM
How does his arm work? Why is there snow on the ground inside a toy store?
He will rename the moon, I swear to god
December 23, 2025 at 6:20 AM
He will rename the moon, I swear to god
Can you imagine if Barrack Obama or Joe Biden named war ships after themselves?
December 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Can you imagine if Barrack Obama or Joe Biden named war ships after themselves?
Bari Weiss (1st week as McDonald's manager): "First of all, everyone who orders anything gets asked if they'd rather have a Filet o Fish. Second of all, every other menu listing should be for a Filet o Fish. Thirdly, we're going to run a special on Filet o Fish. Ok! Who knows how to start the fryer"
December 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Bari Weiss (1st week as McDonald's manager): "First of all, everyone who orders anything gets asked if they'd rather have a Filet o Fish. Second of all, every other menu listing should be for a Filet o Fish. Thirdly, we're going to run a special on Filet o Fish. Ok! Who knows how to start the fryer"
Are we at the stage in the scandal where Weiss does a paranoid freakout over leaks about her trying to stop leaks?
December 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Are we at the stage in the scandal where Weiss does a paranoid freakout over leaks about her trying to stop leaks?
BREAKING: CBS announces new Weiss Class battleship
December 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
BREAKING: CBS announces new Weiss Class battleship
Trump Class
December 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Trump Class