Free Agent Fly On The Wall
@flyonsomewall.bsky.social
A fly on the wall, and a huge smartass
Don't blame me, blame my brain -- I'm just the typist. I can't control where the words go once I get started
Refugee from the Incellionaire's site
RoboCop expert, Ramones parishoner
Don't blame me, blame my brain -- I'm just the typist. I can't control where the words go once I get started
Refugee from the Incellionaire's site
RoboCop expert, Ramones parishoner
Pinned
The rules of time travel state that you can go back in time and kill baby Hitler, but only if you yourself are also a baby, which explains why all previous attempts to kill baby Hitler have been both failures and utterly adorable
Aquaman: OK [spins bottle] Superman, your turn. Truth, dare, double dare or confession
Superman:
Superman:
Confession: I did not ride Wonder Woman at Six Flags America.
These things scare the piss out of me.
240 feet in the air on some swingset chains? FUCK OFF. Never riding a Star Flyer
There is absolutely nothing you could do to get me to get on one of these Swings of Death of my own free will.
These things scare the piss out of me.
240 feet in the air on some swingset chains? FUCK OFF. Never riding a Star Flyer
There is absolutely nothing you could do to get me to get on one of these Swings of Death of my own free will.
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Aquaman: OK [spins bottle] Superman, your turn. Truth, dare, double dare or confession
Superman:
Superman:
Joyce Carol Oates: Pretty odd that the richest man on earth doesn't have a favorite color
Elon Musk: Hey thumbs up if you like puce
Elon Musk: Hey thumbs up if you like puce
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Joyce Carol Oates: Pretty odd that the richest man on earth doesn't have a favorite color
Elon Musk: Hey thumbs up if you like puce
Elon Musk: Hey thumbs up if you like puce
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The $2,000 dividend was inside us all along
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The $2,000 dividend was inside us all along
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99% of Americans never need the fire department, and yet they pay taxes to keep this sham going EVERY MONTH
November 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
99% of Americans never need the fire department, and yet they pay taxes to keep this sham going EVERY MONTH
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Required by local decree
November 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Required by local decree
Good afternoon,
The piss tank on the ISS is now 44% full.
November 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Good afternoon,
99% of Americans never need the fire department, and yet they pay taxes to keep this sham going EVERY MONTH
November 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
99% of Americans never need the fire department, and yet they pay taxes to keep this sham going EVERY MONTH
Maybe the solution vector is via the ketchup
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Maybe the solution vector is via the ketchup
The PATRIOT MINERS will work in the PATRIOT MINES for the LOVE OF THEIR COUNTRY, and will be repaid by my LOVING BENEVOLENCE. Those enemies who refuse to work in the the mines for no compensation will be WITHHELD OF MY LOVE AND FAVOR
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The PATRIOT MINERS will work in the PATRIOT MINES for the LOVE OF THEIR COUNTRY, and will be repaid by my LOVING BENEVOLENCE. Those enemies who refuse to work in the the mines for no compensation will be WITHHELD OF MY LOVE AND FAVOR
He really doesn't understand what hoax means
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
He really doesn't understand what hoax means
Really good summary here by @americalabs.org
Some thoughts on the CR/minibus.
1 The Dems negotiating with Rs were not freelancing. They coordinated with Sen Schumer. A few were ready to give in on day one, others worked to maximize appropriations wins.
Those voting for the 'deal' are the ones furthest away from electoral consequences.
1 The Dems negotiating with Rs were not freelancing. They coordinated with Sen Schumer. A few were ready to give in on day one, others worked to maximize appropriations wins.
Those voting for the 'deal' are the ones furthest away from electoral consequences.
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Really good summary here by @americalabs.org
"We get to lose again, but in public, where this time we think the Republican shame will really make an impression on voters"
Kaine on why he thinks just getting a vote on healthcare is a win: "We're the minority party, but everybody will get to see who is standing for them when it comes to lowering their healthcare costs"
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
"We get to lose again, but in public, where this time we think the Republican shame will really make an impression on voters"
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ICE/CBP are setting precedent, backed by the SCOTUS, that it is acceptable to detain (brown) people suspected of being in the US illegally without seeking proof of citizenship 1st
What do you think will happen in 2026 at CBP patrolled polls, when they see voters who they "suspect" are not citizens?
What do you think will happen in 2026 at CBP patrolled polls, when they see voters who they "suspect" are not citizens?
November 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
ICE/CBP are setting precedent, backed by the SCOTUS, that it is acceptable to detain (brown) people suspected of being in the US illegally without seeking proof of citizenship 1st
What do you think will happen in 2026 at CBP patrolled polls, when they see voters who they "suspect" are not citizens?
What do you think will happen in 2026 at CBP patrolled polls, when they see voters who they "suspect" are not citizens?
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Interesting how he explicitly excludes himself from this broad pardon
I wonder why. If it's because the admin's opinion is that a president can't pardon himself, then it would have gone without saying, literally. He would not have called it out
But he did. He isn't pardoning himself *this time*
I wonder why. If it's because the admin's opinion is that a president can't pardon himself, then it would have gone without saying, literally. He would not have called it out
But he did. He isn't pardoning himself *this time*
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Interesting how he explicitly excludes himself from this broad pardon
I wonder why. If it's because the admin's opinion is that a president can't pardon himself, then it would have gone without saying, literally. He would not have called it out
But he did. He isn't pardoning himself *this time*
I wonder why. If it's because the admin's opinion is that a president can't pardon himself, then it would have gone without saying, literally. He would not have called it out
But he did. He isn't pardoning himself *this time*
Interesting how he explicitly excludes himself from this broad pardon
I wonder why. If it's because the admin's opinion is that a president can't pardon himself, then it would have gone without saying, literally. He would not have called it out
But he did. He isn't pardoning himself *this time*
I wonder why. If it's because the admin's opinion is that a president can't pardon himself, then it would have gone without saying, literally. He would not have called it out
But he did. He isn't pardoning himself *this time*
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Interesting how he explicitly excludes himself from this broad pardon
I wonder why. If it's because the admin's opinion is that a president can't pardon himself, then it would have gone without saying, literally. He would not have called it out
But he did. He isn't pardoning himself *this time*
I wonder why. If it's because the admin's opinion is that a president can't pardon himself, then it would have gone without saying, literally. He would not have called it out
But he did. He isn't pardoning himself *this time*
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Not lost on me that the Barnum & Bailey AI company pumping up its economy changing, societally transformative, epochally transcendent world-brain level super tech can't figure out how to harness all that power to keep itself afloat without a government bail-out. Maybe a smarter AI will figure it out
November 9, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Not lost on me that the Barnum & Bailey AI company pumping up its economy changing, societally transformative, epochally transcendent world-brain level super tech can't figure out how to harness all that power to keep itself afloat without a government bail-out. Maybe a smarter AI will figure it out
Unless the "sources from both parties" includes all 10 of the purported Democratic Senators who are willing to vote for the motion, I would hesitate to believe this story
www.axios.com/2025/11/09/s...
www.axios.com/2025/11/09/s...
Deal to end government shutdown in reach
At least 10 Senate Democrats are expected to support a key procedural motion.
www.axios.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Unless the "sources from both parties" includes all 10 of the purported Democratic Senators who are willing to vote for the motion, I would hesitate to believe this story
www.axios.com/2025/11/09/s...
www.axios.com/2025/11/09/s...
ICE/CBP are setting precedent, backed by the SCOTUS, that it is acceptable to detain (brown) people suspected of being in the US illegally without seeking proof of citizenship 1st
What do you think will happen in 2026 at CBP patrolled polls, when they see voters who they "suspect" are not citizens?
What do you think will happen in 2026 at CBP patrolled polls, when they see voters who they "suspect" are not citizens?
November 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
ICE/CBP are setting precedent, backed by the SCOTUS, that it is acceptable to detain (brown) people suspected of being in the US illegally without seeking proof of citizenship 1st
What do you think will happen in 2026 at CBP patrolled polls, when they see voters who they "suspect" are not citizens?
What do you think will happen in 2026 at CBP patrolled polls, when they see voters who they "suspect" are not citizens?
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BREAKING: White House files emergency appeal to Supreme Court seeking to lift injunction on President's authority to kick children in the shins
November 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
BREAKING: White House files emergency appeal to Supreme Court seeking to lift injunction on President's authority to kick children in the shins
BREAKING: DOJ files motion with Supreme Court to protect President's authority to take candy away from babies
November 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
BREAKING: DOJ files motion with Supreme Court to protect President's authority to take candy away from babies