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Thanks everyone. It's been fun.
Me: Duncan and Angus.
Him: Not the dogs, the people.
Me: Why the fuck would I know that?
Well, I’m bad at everything *winks with both eyes*
me on a date: shrek prob buys groceries at the krogre
And I sleep in a bed of human hair
Maybe we make a deal
Maybe together we can build a cyborg bear
Me: It’s quite lovely. Thank you.
Soup: Aww thank you! And I must say, you’re wearing the hell out of that romper!
i broke two joints at night
i broke two joints in the afternoon🎵
i don’t think i should be a physical therapist