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***RETIRED***

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Thanks everyone. It's been fun.
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I've been thinking this over for the last month or two, but I think now is the time. I am retiring from Favskeet. It has been a pleasure running this account, and I'm thankful that so many of you enjoy it and have shown me love. I just have to move on. I've cleared out all Favs, and I am done.
I've been thinking this over for the last month or two, but I think now is the time. I am retiring from Favskeet. It has been a pleasure running this account, and I'm thankful that so many of you enjoy it and have shown me love. I just have to move on. I've cleared out all Favs, and I am done.
November 14, 2024 at 8:12 PM
This post by @natesmith.dev was so good, @mrsilkydmv.bsky.social thought everyone should know! Go show them and their post some love!
if there are five or more unwed wolves inside of you, you are legally considered a brothel
November 14, 2024 at 8:07 PM
This post by @donni.bsky.social was so good, @smooheed.bsky.social thought everyone should know! Go show them and their post some love!
Life is like a submarine: I don't know how it works and I'm trapped inside
November 14, 2024 at 8:07 PM
This post by @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social was so good, @onedogsopinion.bsky.social thought everyone should know! Go show them and their post some love!
Him: What are the neighbors’ names again? The couple next door?

Me: Duncan and Angus.

Him: Not the dogs, the people.

Me: Why the fuck would I know that?
November 14, 2024 at 8:06 PM
This post by @tomorrowx3.bsky.social was so good, sabreena thought everyone should know! Go show them and their post some love!
Does watching people stir things in bowls that are slightly too small make you extremely anxious or are you normal
November 14, 2024 at 8:06 PM
This post by @sireviscerate.bsky.social was so good, @capnwatsisname.bsky.social thought everyone should know! Go show them and their post some love!
A robot plugs into a lemon, generating just enough voltage to replace his little girl's spent battery with his own before shutting down.
November 14, 2024 at 8:05 PM
This post by @lakeontariosth.bsky.social was so good, @jayinnh.bsky.social thought everyone should know! Go show them and their post some love!
November 14, 2024 at 8:05 PM
This post by @smooheed.bsky.social was so good, @corduroycheddar.bsky.social thought everyone should know! Go show them and their post some love!
Hey baby, I hear you like bad girls

Well, I’m bad at everything *winks with both eyes*
November 14, 2024 at 8:04 PM
This post by @riotgrlerin.bsky.social was so good, @gawdz0rz.bsky.social thought everyone should know! Go show them and their post some love!
me: dating is hard

me on a date: shrek prob buys groceries at the krogre
November 14, 2024 at 8:03 PM
This post by @azedand2knots.bsky.social was so good, @foxy99.bsky.social thought everyone should know! Go show them and their post some love!
You got a fast car
And I sleep in a bed of human hair
Maybe we make a deal
Maybe together we can build a cyborg bear
November 14, 2024 at 8:03 PM
This post by @jcsalterego.bsky.social was so good, @missriss.bsky.social thought everyone should know! Go show them and their post some love!
mental health break? you bet it did
November 14, 2024 at 8:02 PM
This post by @radionichole.bsky.social was so good, @tuskjenkins.bsky.social thought everyone should know! Go show them and their post some love!
[mopping hot chocolate off shirt with a napkin] Honestly I just need there to be a clear version of every beverage.
November 14, 2024 at 8:02 PM
This post by @whatsjo.bsky.social was so good, @zappaszep.bsky.social thought everyone should know! Go show them and their post some love!
an octopus and squid are similar but very different, for example one is a little bitch
November 14, 2024 at 8:01 PM
This post by @iamspacegirl.bsky.social was so good, @zappaszep.bsky.social thought everyone should know! Go show them and their post some love!
You break your arm for the first time and find a tiny scroll hidden where the marrow of the bone should be.
November 14, 2024 at 8:01 PM
This post by @im-all-id.bsky.social was so good, @benedictsred.bsky.social thought everyone should know! Go show them and their post some love!
<taps on mic> do we have a Jodie Skeetin in the house
November 14, 2024 at 8:00 PM
This post by @corduroycheddar.bsky.social was so good, @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social thought everyone should know! Go show them and their post some love!
I appreciate a wide range of butt sizes, and I don't hold the truth in high regard
November 14, 2024 at 8:00 PM
This post by @oneyebogey.bsky.social was so good, @shade5.bsky.social thought everyone should know! Go show them and their post some love!
I fully support a woman’s right to not give a fuck what I think.
November 14, 2024 at 7:59 PM
This post by @direbeard.bsky.social was so good, @haikuplatypus.bsky.social thought everyone should know! Go show them and their post some love!
Waitress: Are you enjoying the complimentary soup?
Me: It’s quite lovely. Thank you.
Soup: Aww thank you! And I must say, you’re wearing the hell out of that romper!
November 14, 2024 at 7:59 PM
This post by @jonmladd.bsky.social was so good, @giandujakiss.bsky.social thought everyone should know! Go show them and their post some love!
November 14, 2024 at 7:58 PM
This post by @tuskjenkins.bsky.social was so good, @pamtoo.bsky.social thought everyone should know! Go show them and their post some love!
Once dropped a big empty aquarium on the back porch, shattering for all the neighborhood night to hear, and that's pretty much how I'd feel if it happened again
November 14, 2024 at 7:56 PM
This post by @davidclewis.bsky.social was so good, @katcc.bsky.social thought everyone should know! Go show them and their post some love!
‘I stand by my original statement: we ARE never gonna survive unless we get a little crazy.’
November 14, 2024 at 7:56 PM
This post by @lacroixboi.lol was so good, @runswindows95.bsky.social thought everyone should know! Go show them and their post some love!
🎶i broke two joints in the morning
i broke two joints at night
i broke two joints in the afternoon🎵

i don’t think i should be a physical therapist
November 14, 2024 at 7:55 PM
This post by @xjbar.bsky.social was so good, @debbshock.bsky.social thought everyone should know! Go show them and their post some love!
November 14, 2024 at 7:55 PM
This post by @benedictsred.bsky.social was so good, @francesmeh.reviews thought everyone should know! Go show them and their post some love!
Saying “I love you” as an unreliable narrator.
November 14, 2024 at 7:54 PM
This post by @chestrovert.bsky.social was so good, @joparkerbear.bsky.social thought everyone should know! Go show them and their post some love!
Entering my "dramatic swelling violin music montage in the movie signifying the character's descent into total madness" phase
November 14, 2024 at 7:54 PM