Cat Food Ozymandias
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There's an advert on his website for a 'Depot Supervisor' that pays £12.75 an hour for shift work.
If he wants to reduce welfare spending maybe he should pay staff enough that they don't need in-work benefits.
If he wants to reduce welfare spending maybe he should pay staff enough that they don't need in-work benefits.
‘Madness’ to increase welfare spending in Budget, says AO World boss
‘Madness’ to increase welfare spending in Budget, says AO World boss
‘Madness’ to increase welfare spending in Budget, says AO World boss
www.independent.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 12:46 PM
There's an advert on his website for a 'Depot Supervisor' that pays £12.75 an hour for shift work.
If he wants to reduce welfare spending maybe he should pay staff enough that they don't need in-work benefits.
If he wants to reduce welfare spending maybe he should pay staff enough that they don't need in-work benefits.
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Fish have committed credit card fraud
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Fish have committed credit card fraud
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Oh, the grand old duke of york
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October 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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finally AI comes for my job, a guy who writes erotica containing heavy use of the phrase “as a result”
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
ChatGPT is about to get flirty.
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October 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
finally AI comes for my job, a guy who writes erotica containing heavy use of the phrase “as a result”
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if u wish to see a virgin on screen turn off yr monitor tyler u fukken dork lmao
October 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
if u wish to see a virgin on screen turn off yr monitor tyler u fukken dork lmao
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this exists it is called thinking
September 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
this exists it is called thinking
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Passionate ambient fans have started painting portraits of Brian Eno on roundabouts
September 19, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Passionate ambient fans have started painting portraits of Brian Eno on roundabouts
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This may explain why there’s an aggressive response to people who merely post Kirk’s own words. It threatens the existence of the alternate Kirk - the motivational speaker that had been marketed to young kids and white Christian groups through selective quotation & clips.
September 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
This may explain why there’s an aggressive response to people who merely post Kirk’s own words. It threatens the existence of the alternate Kirk - the motivational speaker that had been marketed to young kids and white Christian groups through selective quotation & clips.
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who cares if aliens invade earth. what are they gonna do, ruin it
April 19, 2024 at 5:07 AM
who cares if aliens invade earth. what are they gonna do, ruin it
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Outstanding news that should be shared.
September 4, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Outstanding news that should be shared.
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i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea
August 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea
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I think about this constantly
July 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I think about this constantly
Keyhaven at sunrise
July 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Keyhaven at sunrise
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dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
June 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
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One thing all philosophers agree on is that the human body is basically a car and the brain is a little guy driving it around
June 4, 2025 at 10:33 AM
One thing all philosophers agree on is that the human body is basically a car and the brain is a little guy driving it around
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Let’s talk for a moment about some of the more subtle ways that the press acts as a mouthpiece for law enforcement.
Actor Jonathan Joss was shot to death on Sunday. I don’t know what happened; I wasn’t there. But his husband said a homophobic neighbor shot him as part of an explicit hate crime.
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Actor Jonathan Joss was shot to death on Sunday. I don’t know what happened; I wasn’t there. But his husband said a homophobic neighbor shot him as part of an explicit hate crime.
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June 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Let’s talk for a moment about some of the more subtle ways that the press acts as a mouthpiece for law enforcement.
Actor Jonathan Joss was shot to death on Sunday. I don’t know what happened; I wasn’t there. But his husband said a homophobic neighbor shot him as part of an explicit hate crime.
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Actor Jonathan Joss was shot to death on Sunday. I don’t know what happened; I wasn’t there. But his husband said a homophobic neighbor shot him as part of an explicit hate crime.
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Kleya, at her fucking limit: Cass, you need to fucking understand
Andor and Melshi:
Andor and Melshi:
May 14, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Kleya, at her fucking limit: Cass, you need to fucking understand
Andor and Melshi:
Andor and Melshi:
Up yours Nintendo, you’re not the boss of me
May 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Up yours Nintendo, you’re not the boss of me
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No matter what you do, the far right will always want the next cruelty, and their torch-bearers in the press will attack you for not delivering it. All while priming voters to conceive of far right concerns as newly moderate.
Again, this has happened in every single place this has ever been tried.
Again, this has happened in every single place this has ever been tried.
May 12, 2025 at 10:57 AM
No matter what you do, the far right will always want the next cruelty, and their torch-bearers in the press will attack you for not delivering it. All while priming voters to conceive of far right concerns as newly moderate.
Again, this has happened in every single place this has ever been tried.
Again, this has happened in every single place this has ever been tried.
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/2 Also I feel someone from Chicago is a reasonable way to ease into the concept of an American Pope. You don’t want to just go straight to a Bostonian or a New Yorker, swaggering around the Vatican telling Cardinals to go fuck themselves and adjusting his nuts through the robe.
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
/2 Also I feel someone from Chicago is a reasonable way to ease into the concept of an American Pope. You don’t want to just go straight to a Bostonian or a New Yorker, swaggering around the Vatican telling Cardinals to go fuck themselves and adjusting his nuts through the robe.
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My new robot assistant answering my emails.
May 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My new robot assistant answering my emails.