Cat Food Ozymandias
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Keyhaven at sunrise
July 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Keyhaven at sunrise
Up yours Nintendo, you’re not the boss of me
May 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Up yours Nintendo, you’re not the boss of me
On a rooftop bar in Bruges, playing chicken with the impending rain.
March 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
On a rooftop bar in Bruges, playing chicken with the impending rain.
This has already been an expensive month so fuck it, why not keep going? A new toy ahead of my birthday.
March 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
This has already been an expensive month so fuck it, why not keep going? A new toy ahead of my birthday.
A powerful snooze is taking place
March 18, 2025 at 10:25 AM
A powerful snooze is taking place
Ranulph is lording it over the garden from his beloved shed
March 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Ranulph is lording it over the garden from his beloved shed
Caught Ranulph on the downstroke of a yawn and he looks properly evil
February 26, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Caught Ranulph on the downstroke of a yawn and he looks properly evil
Saturday afternoon done right
February 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Saturday afternoon done right
Age yourself with your first computer.
January 6, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Age yourself with your first computer.
I love Studland in the winter, it has this serenity you don’t often find.
January 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I love Studland in the winter, it has this serenity you don’t often find.
I thought Scatman John was excellent in Nosferatu
January 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I thought Scatman John was excellent in Nosferatu
Ranulph is very happy with his catnip pineapple
December 25, 2024 at 11:14 AM
Ranulph is very happy with his catnip pineapple
The turkey’s not rotting this year lads. Cheers Sainsburys.
December 25, 2024 at 10:46 AM
The turkey’s not rotting this year lads. Cheers Sainsburys.
I’m supposed to be doing the pre-Christmas cleaning but I’m trapped under a large cat
December 21, 2024 at 1:43 PM
I’m supposed to be doing the pre-Christmas cleaning but I’m trapped under a large cat
Bollo is never happier than when she’s singing in the bath.
December 11, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Bollo is never happier than when she’s singing in the bath.
It’s ok, he’s moved on to staring at me menacingly from on top of the cupboards.
November 15, 2024 at 10:22 AM
It’s ok, he’s moved on to staring at me menacingly from on top of the cupboards.
Trying to work at the kitchen table and this guy’s just standing over my iPad, thrusting his anus in my face
November 15, 2024 at 10:14 AM
Trying to work at the kitchen table and this guy’s just standing over my iPad, thrusting his anus in my face
🚨BREAKING🚨 Donald Trump has nominated James Sunderland as Secretary of the Department for Wife Health
November 14, 2024 at 12:32 PM
🚨BREAKING🚨 Donald Trump has nominated James Sunderland as Secretary of the Department for Wife Health
When you were promised Biscuits ten minutes ago but you have yet to be given Biscuits
November 13, 2024 at 10:42 PM
When you were promised Biscuits ten minutes ago but you have yet to be given Biscuits
Monday morning
November 11, 2024 at 8:10 AM
Monday morning
When cats of the long past are trying to start a fight
November 1, 2024 at 10:31 PM
When cats of the long past are trying to start a fight
Work has been kicking me in the balls recently, so it was great to take a day off tramping through the mud and the leaves. Pondhead Inclosure, Lyndhurst.
October 28, 2024 at 12:17 PM
Work has been kicking me in the balls recently, so it was great to take a day off tramping through the mud and the leaves. Pondhead Inclosure, Lyndhurst.
The Gloam-Eyed Queen
October 19, 2024 at 3:49 PM
The Gloam-Eyed Queen