Jim'll Paint It
@sirpaintalot.bsky.social
People ask me to draw pictures on Microsoft Paint and sometimes I do
I know it’s just people being creative on the internet for fun - and that should always be encouraged - but let me hate minimalist film posters
November 9, 2025 at 8:13 AM
I know it’s just people being creative on the internet for fun - and that should always be encouraged - but let me hate minimalist film posters
If I have half a bird in my hand can I swap it for one bird in a bush as per the usual exchange rate or are birds like ten pound notes in that they lose their value entirely when halved?
November 7, 2025 at 11:11 AM
If I have half a bird in my hand can I swap it for one bird in a bush as per the usual exchange rate or are birds like ten pound notes in that they lose their value entirely when halved?
Just thinking about how I used to get annoyed by people thinking it was "jungle is massive" and not junglist massive. What a time that was.
October 30, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Just thinking about how I used to get annoyed by people thinking it was "jungle is massive" and not junglist massive. What a time that was.
Just read that there's such a thing as an AI temperature controlled bed. And recently a data centre went down in the middle of the night and the morons that bought it woke up in a freezing cold bed. More stuff like this please. It's great.
October 29, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Just read that there's such a thing as an AI temperature controlled bed. And recently a data centre went down in the middle of the night and the morons that bought it woke up in a freezing cold bed. More stuff like this please. It's great.
This guy modded Mario 64 so you play as the scary piano and for some reason it really tickles me. Especially when it goes down the slide.
Mario 64 but you are the scary Piano
YouTube video by Kaze Emanuar
www.youtube.com
October 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
This guy modded Mario 64 so you play as the scary piano and for some reason it really tickles me. Especially when it goes down the slide.
The best T-shirt I’ve ever made worn by a great guy and photographed by the very talented Andre Pattenden
October 26, 2025 at 11:38 AM
The best T-shirt I’ve ever made worn by a great guy and photographed by the very talented Andre Pattenden
Mad since getting back into music production how many of my targeted ads are for trashy plugins and tutorials that treat the act of music making as a game you can win rather than a way to express yourself through experimentation and play.
October 16, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Mad since getting back into music production how many of my targeted ads are for trashy plugins and tutorials that treat the act of music making as a game you can win rather than a way to express yourself through experimentation and play.
Reshuffled my horror shelf - tis the season after all
October 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Reshuffled my horror shelf - tis the season after all
Just when I think I've read the worst sentence I'll ever read every day it gets worse
October 15, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Just when I think I've read the worst sentence I'll ever read every day it gets worse
This song is just unbelievable. Huge frisson-inducing futurist power ballad. It's what I imagine The Major from Ghost in the Shell would have played at her funeral. It's not on streaming. It's not even on Youtube. No one I've ever played it to has ever heard of it. soundcloud.com/selftitledma...
Laurel Halo -
self-titled is a music magazine that has nothing to do with music. At least not in the traditional sense of self-important ‘criticism’ and profiles that read like regurgitated press releases. Yes, we
soundcloud.com
October 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
This song is just unbelievable. Huge frisson-inducing futurist power ballad. It's what I imagine The Major from Ghost in the Shell would have played at her funeral. It's not on streaming. It's not even on Youtube. No one I've ever played it to has ever heard of it. soundcloud.com/selftitledma...
Bart Nouveau - as requested by Andrew Keys
October 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Bart Nouveau - as requested by Andrew Keys
I would like to know the history of the foam shrimp sweet. Google doesn’t seem to know anything except they’ve been around for ages. I want names, dates, places
October 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I would like to know the history of the foam shrimp sweet. Google doesn’t seem to know anything except they’ve been around for ages. I want names, dates, places
90s jigsaw puzzles are low in stock jimll.co.uk/collections/...
October 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
90s jigsaw puzzles are low in stock jimll.co.uk/collections/...
This remains the only photograph of myself that I like (I'm the one wearing the cyberman T-shirt / England shellsuit combo)
October 6, 2025 at 10:36 AM
This remains the only photograph of myself that I like (I'm the one wearing the cyberman T-shirt / England shellsuit combo)
Went to an A/V show where the V element was almost entirely AI slop and I seemed to be the only one bothered. Imagine how unacceptable people would find it if the A element was AI. I don’t get the double standards.
October 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Went to an A/V show where the V element was almost entirely AI slop and I seemed to be the only one bothered. Imagine how unacceptable people would find it if the A element was AI. I don’t get the double standards.
I made four more acid remixes using an RS7000 and a bunch of Roland Boutiques. Includes remixes of Busta Rhymes and Q Lazzarus
October 1, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I made four more acid remixes using an RS7000 and a bunch of Roland Boutiques. Includes remixes of Busta Rhymes and Q Lazzarus
Got a special Reform version of the St George’s flag made. Considering selling them to raise money for a refugee charity or something… but unsure if there’d be any interest or not
September 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Got a special Reform version of the St George’s flag made. Considering selling them to raise money for a refugee charity or something… but unsure if there’d be any interest or not
Chris De Burgh breastfeeding a skeleton
As requested by Nicholas David Edward Turner
As requested by Nicholas David Edward Turner
September 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Chris De Burgh breastfeeding a skeleton
As requested by Nicholas David Edward Turner
As requested by Nicholas David Edward Turner
Imo The Cramps and Suicide are the coolest bands of all time. Not the best just the coolest. What bands are cooler? Genuine question I wanna hear em
September 28, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Imo The Cramps and Suicide are the coolest bands of all time. Not the best just the coolest. What bands are cooler? Genuine question I wanna hear em
Another pixel/folklore bird video for you. Let me know what bird you want next
September 26, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Another pixel/folklore bird video for you. Let me know what bird you want next
The Bayeux Kicking Out Time Scarf has arrived - limited edition 1000 units
At 33cm x 200cm it’s a whopper - not quite Tom Baker sized but it’ll keep you plenty toasty. Or you can hang it like a tapestry of course.
At 33cm x 200cm it’s a whopper - not quite Tom Baker sized but it’ll keep you plenty toasty. Or you can hang it like a tapestry of course.
September 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The Bayeux Kicking Out Time Scarf has arrived - limited edition 1000 units
At 33cm x 200cm it’s a whopper - not quite Tom Baker sized but it’ll keep you plenty toasty. Or you can hang it like a tapestry of course.
At 33cm x 200cm it’s a whopper - not quite Tom Baker sized but it’ll keep you plenty toasty. Or you can hang it like a tapestry of course.
New age Intercity 125 T-shirts for the spiritual diesel locomotive enthusiast
September 22, 2025 at 11:04 AM
New age Intercity 125 T-shirts for the spiritual diesel locomotive enthusiast
Everytime I drop a non black T-shirt everyone is like "Can you please do it on black"
Okay I get it you don't have dandruff. Congratulations.
Okay I get it you don't have dandruff. Congratulations.
September 22, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Everytime I drop a non black T-shirt everyone is like "Can you please do it on black"
Okay I get it you don't have dandruff. Congratulations.
Okay I get it you don't have dandruff. Congratulations.