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Just remembered I can draw whatever I want
January 11, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Just remembered I can draw whatever I want
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You couldn't publish this today. You'd have to cloak it under several layers of metaphor.
January 4, 2026 at 7:01 PM
You couldn't publish this today. You'd have to cloak it under several layers of metaphor.
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I've waited 3 years to make this post
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I've waited 3 years to make this post
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tbt my finest festive hour:
December 26, 2025 at 10:34 AM
tbt my finest festive hour:
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why do we always have to pee so bad
can’t we just pee so good
can’t we just pee so good
October 3, 2025 at 6:55 AM
why do we always have to pee so bad
can’t we just pee so good
can’t we just pee so good
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Many say they want the hooba, and then complain about the stank.
October 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Many say they want the hooba, and then complain about the stank.
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Waitress: what’s the matter hon
Mary Shelley: i don’t know what to call my new book
Waitress: maybe some lunch will help
Mary Shelley: okay i’ll have a hot dog and a beer
Waitress: one frank & stein coming up
Mary Shelley: wait what did u just say
Mary Shelley: i don’t know what to call my new book
Waitress: maybe some lunch will help
Mary Shelley: okay i’ll have a hot dog and a beer
Waitress: one frank & stein coming up
Mary Shelley: wait what did u just say
October 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Waitress: what’s the matter hon
Mary Shelley: i don’t know what to call my new book
Waitress: maybe some lunch will help
Mary Shelley: okay i’ll have a hot dog and a beer
Waitress: one frank & stein coming up
Mary Shelley: wait what did u just say
Mary Shelley: i don’t know what to call my new book
Waitress: maybe some lunch will help
Mary Shelley: okay i’ll have a hot dog and a beer
Waitress: one frank & stein coming up
Mary Shelley: wait what did u just say
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Everyone knows that "copping a feel" on the subway is absolutely atrocious behavior. However, "feeling a cop" is equally frowned upon. I know that now.
September 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Everyone knows that "copping a feel" on the subway is absolutely atrocious behavior. However, "feeling a cop" is equally frowned upon. I know that now.
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Sorry I yelled at your toddler. I thought he was someone else.
December 30, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Sorry I yelled at your toddler. I thought he was someone else.
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Sherma from the hit game Silksong 🎵
September 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Sherma from the hit game Silksong 🎵
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Not a lot of people know this but the MC in MC Hammer stands for master carpenter
August 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Not a lot of people know this but the MC in MC Hammer stands for master carpenter
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Ralph hoped the vet had a sense of humor as he headed into the office carrying his stool sample.
August 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Ralph hoped the vet had a sense of humor as he headed into the office carrying his stool sample.
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me: what seat are you in?
her: 11D
me: *scoffing* eleventy isn't a real number
her: 11D
me: *scoffing* eleventy isn't a real number
August 16, 2025 at 4:12 AM
me: what seat are you in?
her: 11D
me: *scoffing* eleventy isn't a real number
her: 11D
me: *scoffing* eleventy isn't a real number
me when i eat a pudding cup
If you’re not getting your tongue into all the nooks and crannies are you even doing it right?
August 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
me when i eat a pudding cup
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Be the reason why a hands-free toilet flushes as you walk by
August 2, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Be the reason why a hands-free toilet flushes as you walk by
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What I say: I’m wearing nothing but panties
What I mean: I’m wearing every kind of panties you can imagine all at once. Panties of all types hanging off of my arms, around my legs, layered over my head; the eldritch abomination that Victoria has been trying to keep secret for so long, free at last
What I mean: I’m wearing every kind of panties you can imagine all at once. Panties of all types hanging off of my arms, around my legs, layered over my head; the eldritch abomination that Victoria has been trying to keep secret for so long, free at last
July 19, 2025 at 8:39 PM
What I say: I’m wearing nothing but panties
What I mean: I’m wearing every kind of panties you can imagine all at once. Panties of all types hanging off of my arms, around my legs, layered over my head; the eldritch abomination that Victoria has been trying to keep secret for so long, free at last
What I mean: I’m wearing every kind of panties you can imagine all at once. Panties of all types hanging off of my arms, around my legs, layered over my head; the eldritch abomination that Victoria has been trying to keep secret for so long, free at last
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say… why the long balls?
July 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
say… why the long balls?
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“Superman is too woke!”
Literally the first page of the first ever appearance of Superman:
Literally the first page of the first ever appearance of Superman:
July 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
“Superman is too woke!”
Literally the first page of the first ever appearance of Superman:
Literally the first page of the first ever appearance of Superman:
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And God saw the boys that he had made, and behold, they were back in town
December 17, 2024 at 10:24 PM
And God saw the boys that he had made, and behold, they were back in town
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fingered in the butthole of the mind
July 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
fingered in the butthole of the mind
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Sure. Negativity will ruin my life, but positivity isn't funny. So you see my dilemma.
July 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Sure. Negativity will ruin my life, but positivity isn't funny. So you see my dilemma.
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look what he posted about JFK SMDH
June 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
look what he posted about JFK SMDH
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