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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
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No one shrinking kids much any more.
November 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
No one shrinking kids much any more.
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
December 1, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
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It's a clown connected device. Just upload it to the clown
October 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
It's a clown connected device. Just upload it to the clown
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your honor, what's the wifi
September 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
your honor, what's the wifi
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Don’t take my friend’s board game collection, they’re all he Hasbro.
September 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Don’t take my friend’s board game collection, they’re all he Hasbro.
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[inventing the saxophone] what if you could use a bong to play jazz
August 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
[inventing the saxophone] what if you could use a bong to play jazz
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i cant believe a country that has spent decades measuring success purely by the accumulation of material wealth has lost its moral compass
August 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
i cant believe a country that has spent decades measuring success purely by the accumulation of material wealth has lost its moral compass
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A Borges story about a guy who gets AI to summarize all the world’s information for him, and then summarize the summary, until the AI has the whole world summarized into a single word. He sits alone at his desk, staring at the word, repeating it endlessly, certain he is experiencing everything
July 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A Borges story about a guy who gets AI to summarize all the world’s information for him, and then summarize the summary, until the AI has the whole world summarized into a single word. He sits alone at his desk, staring at the word, repeating it endlessly, certain he is experiencing everything
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who you are is the real you
July 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
who you are is the real you
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If you were in a hypothetical situation, what would you do?
June 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
If you were in a hypothetical situation, what would you do?
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I love to push a button and receive a pellet. A delicious treat for me? Might as well push it again. If it gives me a small electric shock once in a while, well, that's just the cost of doing business
June 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I love to push a button and receive a pellet. A delicious treat for me? Might as well push it again. If it gives me a small electric shock once in a while, well, that's just the cost of doing business
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I just saw my family doctor at the optometrist. What's next, seeing my dentist get a haircut? Outrageous.
April 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I just saw my family doctor at the optometrist. What's next, seeing my dentist get a haircut? Outrageous.
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please understand that all of my jokes are a personal attack on you
April 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
please understand that all of my jokes are a personal attack on you
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[30 seconds into a jazz song]
Omg, I think I really like jazz!
[30 seconds later]
Alright, enough of this
Omg, I think I really like jazz!
[30 seconds later]
Alright, enough of this
January 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
[30 seconds into a jazz song]
Omg, I think I really like jazz!
[30 seconds later]
Alright, enough of this
Omg, I think I really like jazz!
[30 seconds later]
Alright, enough of this
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You know where you are? You’re in the jungle, Charlie Brown
May 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
You know where you are? You’re in the jungle, Charlie Brown
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Every time I see an armored car I think about robbing it
May 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Every time I see an armored car I think about robbing it
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being covered in salt would cure me
April 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
being covered in salt would cure me
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When a women tells me her name, I always follow up with, "Oh, like the cheese?" no matter what her name is.
April 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
When a women tells me her name, I always follow up with, "Oh, like the cheese?" no matter what her name is.
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please, your honor, it's a really good magic trick you're gonna love it.
April 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
please, your honor, it's a really good magic trick you're gonna love it.