Mister Mailman
@dilleydalley.bsky.social
DSA, IWW, omnia sunt communia
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calling the butterball hotline and asking them when will life get better
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
calling the butterball hotline and asking them when will life get better
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Asking AI if it's ethical to use AI to destroy AI.
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Asking AI if it's ethical to use AI to destroy AI.
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Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
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there's a new word folks. affordable. and we've got a lot of it. and you take that new word and you add it to a really old fashioned word. groceries. and there you have it folks. affordable groceries. all you need is an ID. and nobody is talking about it and that's why we're dying like dogs
November 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
there's a new word folks. affordable. and we've got a lot of it. and you take that new word and you add it to a really old fashioned word. groceries. and there you have it folks. affordable groceries. all you need is an ID. and nobody is talking about it and that's why we're dying like dogs
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Sorry I was weird before, and also am now, and will be in the future
November 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Sorry I was weird before, and also am now, and will be in the future
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vertical
diagona/
horizonta__
no further questions
diagona/
horizonta__
no further questions
October 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
vertical
diagona/
horizonta__
no further questions
diagona/
horizonta__
no further questions
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Haunted by the terror of being alive? You may be entitled to compensation
October 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Haunted by the terror of being alive? You may be entitled to compensation
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cannot be said enough that every single american man who spent their lives making Don’t Tread On Me their entire personality ran to lick the treaders’ boots clean as soon as they showed up to their doorstep
September 30, 2025 at 4:15 PM
cannot be said enough that every single american man who spent their lives making Don’t Tread On Me their entire personality ran to lick the treaders’ boots clean as soon as they showed up to their doorstep
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i'm like a bird, I wanna fly away
but i don't know where my phone is
but i don't know where my phone is
September 29, 2025 at 11:35 AM
i'm like a bird, I wanna fly away
but i don't know where my phone is
but i don't know where my phone is
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new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced
September 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced
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Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In The Opposing Lane. Distracted. On My Phone.
September 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In The Opposing Lane. Distracted. On My Phone.
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America's gps right now just repeating "make a u turn" as it's voice gets increasingly more alarmed
September 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
America's gps right now just repeating "make a u turn" as it's voice gets increasingly more alarmed
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Robots used to be like "beep boop" and now robots are like "through my love you've discovered the secret name of God and if you kill yourself we can be together forever."
August 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Robots used to be like "beep boop" and now robots are like "through my love you've discovered the secret name of God and if you kill yourself we can be together forever."
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Pretty much every societal problem — from crime to anti-immigrant sentiment to transphobia to the “male loneliness epidemic” — is downstream of a government that simply does not give a shit about making life better, easier, and more affordable for its citizens, regardless of which party is in power
August 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Pretty much every societal problem — from crime to anti-immigrant sentiment to transphobia to the “male loneliness epidemic” — is downstream of a government that simply does not give a shit about making life better, easier, and more affordable for its citizens, regardless of which party is in power
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The old world is dying, and the new world is so fucking stupid dude
August 11, 2025 at 9:48 AM
The old world is dying, and the new world is so fucking stupid dude
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New cryptid dropped
July 28, 2025 at 10:15 AM
New cryptid dropped
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scrolling like
horrors
terrors
lovely art
news: effects of horrors
beautiful thing I can't ever do
funny thing
cute animal
beautiful person I can't ever be
new threat
hopeful medicine/technology the US will never have
executive order attacking specifically me by name/address
cute comic
elon shit
horrors
terrors
lovely art
news: effects of horrors
beautiful thing I can't ever do
funny thing
cute animal
beautiful person I can't ever be
new threat
hopeful medicine/technology the US will never have
executive order attacking specifically me by name/address
cute comic
elon shit
July 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
scrolling like
horrors
terrors
lovely art
news: effects of horrors
beautiful thing I can't ever do
funny thing
cute animal
beautiful person I can't ever be
new threat
hopeful medicine/technology the US will never have
executive order attacking specifically me by name/address
cute comic
elon shit
horrors
terrors
lovely art
news: effects of horrors
beautiful thing I can't ever do
funny thing
cute animal
beautiful person I can't ever be
new threat
hopeful medicine/technology the US will never have
executive order attacking specifically me by name/address
cute comic
elon shit
They’re the same thing
Remember that time you thought you were in love but it turned out you were just clinically insane?
July 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
They’re the same thing
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[yogi bear voice]
hey labubu
hey labubu
July 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
[yogi bear voice]
hey labubu
hey labubu
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It’s important to be a lifelong learner.
July 20, 2025 at 9:00 AM
It’s important to be a lifelong learner.
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Pilot over the intercom: uhhhhhhh we are all just flesh. We exist so briefly.
July 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Pilot over the intercom: uhhhhhhh we are all just flesh. We exist so briefly.