dan ozzi
@danozzi.bsky.social
universally beloved author
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
traded a mary worth telephone for this.
December 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
traded a mary worth telephone for this.
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printed up some t-shirts for my newsletter ZERO CRED.
only $22 and when you buy one you automatically get upgraded to 6 months of paid membership.
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December 16, 2025 at 8:41 PM
printed up some t-shirts for my newsletter ZERO CRED.
only $22 and when you buy one you automatically get upgraded to 6 months of paid membership.
thank you for your attention to this matter!
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only $22 and when you buy one you automatically get upgraded to 6 months of paid membership.
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The Great Danzig Fridge Fiasco of 2025
One man's brave quest to photograph a refrigerator.
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December 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The Great Danzig Fridge Fiasco of 2025
One man's brave quest to photograph a refrigerator.
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December 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
hey @dbanthony.bsky.social and i dropped a new episode this week. maybe the last one of the year?
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The search for Danzig's fridge
Podcast Episode · No Disrespect · 12/19/2025 · 1h 3m
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December 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
hey @dbanthony.bsky.social and i dropped a new episode this week. maybe the last one of the year?
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also included a bunch of screamo releases i liked this year
special mention to this Hetta record. channels the annoying brattiness (complimentary) of all the justin pearson/three one G projects
hetta.bandcamp.com/album/acetate
special mention to this Hetta record. channels the annoying brattiness (complimentary) of all the justin pearson/three one G projects
hetta.bandcamp.com/album/acetate
December 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
also included a bunch of screamo releases i liked this year
special mention to this Hetta record. channels the annoying brattiness (complimentary) of all the justin pearson/three one G projects
hetta.bandcamp.com/album/acetate
special mention to this Hetta record. channels the annoying brattiness (complimentary) of all the justin pearson/three one G projects
hetta.bandcamp.com/album/acetate
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2025: A year in which some stuff happened.
Plus, some things I'm excited about in 2026.
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December 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Spotted a 60-something man on the beach reading Olivia Nuzzi’s “American Canto.” His wife is nearby. She has Mar-a-Lago face and is wearing a trucker hat that says “Sun. Yoga. Champagne.” She’s been watching a live cam feed of her front door on a comically large tablet for the last 20 minutes.
December 19, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Spotted a 60-something man on the beach reading Olivia Nuzzi’s “American Canto.” His wife is nearby. She has Mar-a-Lago face and is wearing a trucker hat that says “Sun. Yoga. Champagne.” She’s been watching a live cam feed of her front door on a comically large tablet for the last 20 minutes.
2025: A year in which some stuff happened.
Plus, some things I'm excited about in 2026.
open.substack.com
December 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
of all the year-end lists, this is always the one i look forward to deleting most ❤️
Closing out the year with a list of things I enjoyed and some other general nonsense.
The Former Clarity 2025 Year-End Extravaganza
A collection of things I enjoyed in the calendar year 2025.
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December 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
of all the year-end lists, this is always the one i look forward to deleting most ❤️
printed up some t-shirts for my newsletter ZERO CRED.
only $22 and when you buy one you automatically get upgraded to 6 months of paid membership.
thank you for your attention to this matter!
danozzi.bigcartel.com/product/zero...
only $22 and when you buy one you automatically get upgraded to 6 months of paid membership.
thank you for your attention to this matter!
danozzi.bigcartel.com/product/zero...
December 16, 2025 at 8:41 PM
printed up some t-shirts for my newsletter ZERO CRED.
only $22 and when you buy one you automatically get upgraded to 6 months of paid membership.
thank you for your attention to this matter!
danozzi.bigcartel.com/product/zero...
only $22 and when you buy one you automatically get upgraded to 6 months of paid membership.
thank you for your attention to this matter!
danozzi.bigcartel.com/product/zero...
fucking RACED over there but alas as of 10:40 am PST it was gone.
December 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
fucking RACED over there but alas as of 10:40 am PST it was gone.
i've thought about the phrase "What's going on with my 'boys' and, in some cases, 'gals?'" at least once a day for the last 5 months
December 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
i've thought about the phrase "What's going on with my 'boys' and, in some cases, 'gals?'" at least once a day for the last 5 months
was watching that bob dylan biopic and trying to think of what my generation’s equivalent of him going electric would be. closest i came up with was title fight releasing hyperview.
December 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
was watching that bob dylan biopic and trying to think of what my generation’s equivalent of him going electric would be. closest i came up with was title fight releasing hyperview.
cannot believe people are still talking about charlie kirk in a year when we lost DAVID LYNCH. upside down ass country with backwards priorities.
December 13, 2025 at 4:24 AM
cannot believe people are still talking about charlie kirk in a year when we lost DAVID LYNCH. upside down ass country with backwards priorities.
somehow rips off both the misfits and afi
Production teams have spent years trying but they did it, they found the worst show name
December 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
somehow rips off both the misfits and afi
i made a photo zine of people standing in front of glenn danzig’s house that has outsold this book
American Canto sold 1165 physical copies in its first week, per bookscan.
December 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
i made a photo zine of people standing in front of glenn danzig’s house that has outsold this book
i’ve been carefully monitoring the paul dano debate and my take is that it should be pronounced dane-o
December 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
i’ve been carefully monitoring the paul dano debate and my take is that it should be pronounced dane-o
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Trigger Warning: Dan plays the dogshit song during the episode
on this week's episode of No Disrespect we're talking about Emo Cop and other crap.
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December 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Trigger Warning: Dan plays the dogshit song during the episode
on this week's episode of No Disrespect we're talking about Emo Cop and other crap.
@dbanthony.bsky.social
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...
@dbanthony.bsky.social
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
on this week's episode of No Disrespect we're talking about Emo Cop and other crap.
@dbanthony.bsky.social
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...
@dbanthony.bsky.social
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...