dan ozzi
@danozzi.bsky.social
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every time i see this tweet the gunshots from nas' "ether" start playing in my head
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
every time i see this tweet the gunshots from nas' "ether" start playing in my head
this is the top user photo of my book on its amazon page. it has extremely cursed energy and i hate it so much. if you are the user who posted it ("jack") i am asking you to please remove it and free me from this monkey's curse.
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
this is the top user photo of my book on its amazon page. it has extremely cursed energy and i hate it so much. if you are the user who posted it ("jack") i am asking you to please remove it and free me from this monkey's curse.
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my weekly column is up. reminiscing about 2010s emo memories and what not.
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Modern Baseball, Ancient Memories
Some thoughts about watching the rise of Modern Baseball in the mid-2010s and other things.
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November 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
my weekly column is up. reminiscing about 2010s emo memories and what not.
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my weekly column is up. reminiscing about 2010s emo memories and what not.
subscribe to ZERO CRED:
danozzi.substack.com/p/rock-books...
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Modern Baseball, Ancient Memories
Some thoughts about watching the rise of Modern Baseball in the mid-2010s and other things.
danozzi.substack.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
my weekly column is up. reminiscing about 2010s emo memories and what not.
subscribe to ZERO CRED:
danozzi.substack.com/p/rock-books...
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made some stickers. throwing one in with every order in my store until they run out.
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November 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
made some stickers. throwing one in with every order in my store until they run out.
danozzi.bigcartel.com
danozzi.bigcartel.com
lol he's looking at this guy like a child coming to terms with death for the first time. it's the same way the girl looks at macaulay culkin in the coffin in My Girl.
RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
November 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
lol he's looking at this guy like a child coming to terms with death for the first time. it's the same way the girl looks at macaulay culkin in the coffin in My Girl.
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Lady you live in LA. I saw you at the rich people's grocery store here in the worst leather jacket I've ever seen
November 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Lady you live in LA. I saw you at the rich people's grocery store here in the worst leather jacket I've ever seen
zohran's first act as mayor should be reuniting the bodega boys
November 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
zohran's first act as mayor should be reuniting the bodega boys
all cousins are legally your aunt now
November 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
all cousins are legally your aunt now
"Add audio to your Instagram post to increase its reach"
thanks but i'd rather not annoy the fuck outta people!
thanks but i'd rather not annoy the fuck outta people!
November 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"Add audio to your Instagram post to increase its reach"
thanks but i'd rather not annoy the fuck outta people!
thanks but i'd rather not annoy the fuck outta people!
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every sunday i send a column out to my paid subscribers. it's less than $3 a month.
today i'm talking about seeing morrissey for the first time, dressing as andrew wk for halloween, and a rant about mc hammer's addams family song i needed to get off my chest.
danozzi.substack.com/p/rock-books...
today i'm talking about seeing morrissey for the first time, dressing as andrew wk for halloween, and a rant about mc hammer's addams family song i needed to get off my chest.
danozzi.substack.com/p/rock-books...
Watching a favorite band take their final bow.
My Andrew W.K. costume, seeing Morrissey for the first time, some listening recs, and more.
danozzi.substack.com
November 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
every sunday i send a column out to my paid subscribers. it's less than $3 a month.
today i'm talking about seeing morrissey for the first time, dressing as andrew wk for halloween, and a rant about mc hammer's addams family song i needed to get off my chest.
danozzi.substack.com/p/rock-books...
today i'm talking about seeing morrissey for the first time, dressing as andrew wk for halloween, and a rant about mc hammer's addams family song i needed to get off my chest.
danozzi.substack.com/p/rock-books...
every sunday i send a column out to my paid subscribers. it's less than $3 a month.
today i'm talking about seeing morrissey for the first time, dressing as andrew wk for halloween, and a rant about mc hammer's addams family song i needed to get off my chest.
danozzi.substack.com/p/rock-books...
today i'm talking about seeing morrissey for the first time, dressing as andrew wk for halloween, and a rant about mc hammer's addams family song i needed to get off my chest.
danozzi.substack.com/p/rock-books...
Watching a favorite band take their final bow.
My Andrew W.K. costume, seeing Morrissey for the first time, some listening recs, and more.
danozzi.substack.com
November 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
every sunday i send a column out to my paid subscribers. it's less than $3 a month.
today i'm talking about seeing morrissey for the first time, dressing as andrew wk for halloween, and a rant about mc hammer's addams family song i needed to get off my chest.
danozzi.substack.com/p/rock-books...
today i'm talking about seeing morrissey for the first time, dressing as andrew wk for halloween, and a rant about mc hammer's addams family song i needed to get off my chest.
danozzi.substack.com/p/rock-books...
instagram is suppressing my andrew wk costume because i captioned it "you better get ready to die." i have to change it to the more social media friendly "you better get ready to be unalived." that's something everyone can enjoy.
November 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
instagram is suppressing my andrew wk costume because i captioned it "you better get ready to die." i have to change it to the more social media friendly "you better get ready to be unalived." that's something everyone can enjoy.
sort of hard to imagine how a social media app built specifically for nazis and white nationalists would be any different from what twitter currently is
November 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
sort of hard to imagine how a social media app built specifically for nazis and white nationalists would be any different from what twitter currently is
hello if you miss music journalism and dumb internet writing may i suggest my newsletter ZERO CRED? it's free or cheap to sign up and people will think you're really cool.
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ZERO CRED | Dan Ozzi | Substack
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October 31, 2025 at 10:42 PM
hello if you miss music journalism and dumb internet writing may i suggest my newsletter ZERO CRED? it's free or cheap to sign up and people will think you're really cool.
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this week i got to see one of my all-time favorite bands, Murder By Death, for the final time on their farewell tour.
i am using that as an opportunity to repost the time i convinced them to cover my favorite song:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3GY...
i am using that as an opportunity to repost the time i convinced them to cover my favorite song:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3GY...
Murder by Death - Bones
YouTube video by mbdbandtube
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October 31, 2025 at 10:04 PM
this week i got to see one of my all-time favorite bands, Murder By Death, for the final time on their farewell tour.
i am using that as an opportunity to repost the time i convinced them to cover my favorite song:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3GY...
i am using that as an opportunity to repost the time i convinced them to cover my favorite song:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3GY...
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House of Pain - 'House of Pain'
A short story about burning CDs and being annoying.
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House of Pain - 'House of Pain'
A short story about burning CDs and being annoying.
danozzi.substack.com/p/alphabetic...
Alphabetical Order: House of Pain - 'House of Pain'
A short story about burning CDs and being annoying.
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October 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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House of Pain - 'House of Pain'
A short story about burning CDs and being annoying.
danozzi.substack.com/p/alphabetic...
House of Pain - 'House of Pain'
A short story about burning CDs and being annoying.
danozzi.substack.com/p/alphabetic...
new podcast episode is up.
talking about morrissey, the technoprison of attending large concerts, and how we need gatekeepers.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/n...
talking about morrissey, the technoprison of attending large concerts, and how we need gatekeepers.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/n...
No Disrespect: The App
Podcast Episode · No Disrespect · 10/31/2025 · 55m
podcasts.apple.com
October 31, 2025 at 4:05 PM
new podcast episode is up.
talking about morrissey, the technoprison of attending large concerts, and how we need gatekeepers.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/n...
talking about morrissey, the technoprison of attending large concerts, and how we need gatekeepers.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/n...
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AI companies: The future of humanoid robots is here
Humanoid robot:
Humanoid robot:
October 31, 2025 at 1:49 PM
AI companies: The future of humanoid robots is here
Humanoid robot:
Humanoid robot:
from now on i'm gonna start all interviews by asking the subject for their workout routine
spiritual cramp has a new record out this friday and it's one of my favorites of the year.
i had a nice chat with frontman mike b. about self-confidence, working out, being a Wife Guy, and working will with others.
open.substack.com/pub/danozzi/...
i had a nice chat with frontman mike b. about self-confidence, working out, being a Wife Guy, and working will with others.
open.substack.com/pub/danozzi/...
An Interview with Spiritual Cramp's Mike Bingham
Self-confidence, spirituality, and working well with others.
open.substack.com
October 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
from now on i'm gonna start all interviews by asking the subject for their workout routine
spiritual cramp has a new record out this friday and it's one of my favorites of the year.
i had a nice chat with frontman mike b. about self-confidence, working out, being a Wife Guy, and working will with others.
open.substack.com/pub/danozzi/...
i had a nice chat with frontman mike b. about self-confidence, working out, being a Wife Guy, and working will with others.
open.substack.com/pub/danozzi/...
An Interview with Spiritual Cramp's Mike Bingham
Self-confidence, spirituality, and working well with others.
open.substack.com
October 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
spiritual cramp has a new record out this friday and it's one of my favorites of the year.
i had a nice chat with frontman mike b. about self-confidence, working out, being a Wife Guy, and working will with others.
open.substack.com/pub/danozzi/...
i had a nice chat with frontman mike b. about self-confidence, working out, being a Wife Guy, and working will with others.
open.substack.com/pub/danozzi/...
my halloween hot take is that after the success of Scream they should've made a series of slasher movies where the killer dresses like other famous paintings. magritte's the son of man killer and the american gothic couple killers etc
October 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
my halloween hot take is that after the success of Scream they should've made a series of slasher movies where the killer dresses like other famous paintings. magritte's the son of man killer and the american gothic couple killers etc
skateboarders are the only demographic worth catering to. all politicians serious about winning elections should wear DC shoes and be able to heelflip.
MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters
October 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
skateboarders are the only demographic worth catering to. all politicians serious about winning elections should wear DC shoes and be able to heelflip.