dan ozzi
@danozzi.bsky.social
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You Fail Unc
Podcast Episode · No Disrespect · 02/13/2026 · 51m
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February 13, 2026 at 4:18 PM
not joking when i say my own parents have mayyyybe 100 photos of me. tops.
NEW: Trump is in the unredacted Epstein files "more than a million times," Raskin tells Axios in an interview.
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Trump is in the unredacted Epstein files "more than a million times," Raskin alleges
One document recounts that Trump said he "never" asked Epstein to leave Mar-a-Lago.
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February 10, 2026 at 7:04 PM
not joking when i say my own parents have mayyyybe 100 photos of me. tops.
i got choked up when green day played the super bowl and thousands of people in the crowd held up their copies of SELLOUT by dan ozzi. thank you ❤️
February 9, 2026 at 7:47 PM
i got choked up when green day played the super bowl and thousands of people in the crowd held up their copies of SELLOUT by dan ozzi. thank you ❤️
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I had never heard of the Grammys so this podcast was very informative.
me and @dbanthony.bsky.social had some thoughts on turnstile's grammy wins. as far as i know we are the only people to have done so.
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Music's Biggest Night
Podcast Episode · No Disrespect · 02/06/2026 · 52m
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February 6, 2026 at 4:38 PM
I had never heard of the Grammys so this podcast was very informative.
me and @dbanthony.bsky.social had some thoughts on turnstile's grammy wins. as far as i know we are the only people to have done so.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...
Music's Biggest Night
Podcast Episode · No Disrespect · 02/06/2026 · 52m
podcasts.apple.com
February 6, 2026 at 4:36 PM
me and @dbanthony.bsky.social had some thoughts on turnstile's grammy wins. as far as i know we are the only people to have done so.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...
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If you're looking for something to pick up this Bandcamp Friday, I humbly submit for your consideration:
II, by Ritual Cross
8 track album
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February 6, 2026 at 4:32 PM
If you're looking for something to pick up this Bandcamp Friday, I humbly submit for your consideration:
SELLOUT by Dan Ozzi
in 2026, let's bring back the concept of "selling out" and once again make it contemptible
February 4, 2026 at 6:27 AM
SELLOUT by Dan Ozzi
wrote a bit about springsteen’s minneapolis song which to me doesn’t sound like it matches the current moment
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I need protest music to sound angrier.
Some thoughts on Springsteen's Minneapolis song.
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February 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
wrote a bit about springsteen’s minneapolis song which to me doesn’t sound like it matches the current moment
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"let boil and stir continuously for 12-15 minutes" ah yes for one joyce manor album
January 31, 2026 at 1:51 AM
"let boil and stir continuously for 12-15 minutes" ah yes for one joyce manor album
i’ve been taking mental notes of every celeb who has associated with this administration on any level. will this information ever be useful? will i ever need to know that diplo went skiing with rfk or wacka flocka flame attended the melania premiere? probly not but as an avowed hater i must be ready
January 30, 2026 at 10:09 PM
i’ve been taking mental notes of every celeb who has associated with this administration on any level. will this information ever be useful? will i ever need to know that diplo went skiing with rfk or wacka flocka flame attended the melania premiere? probly not but as an avowed hater i must be ready
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Good mail day yesterday from @danozzi.bsky.social.
January 30, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Good mail day yesterday from @danozzi.bsky.social.
it's not that i don't have time to watch an episode of snl, it's just a lot more convenient for me to watch 40 instagram clips of 2 minutes of each sketch where half the screen is cut off
January 27, 2026 at 3:23 AM
it's not that i don't have time to watch an episode of snl, it's just a lot more convenient for me to watch 40 instagram clips of 2 minutes of each sketch where half the screen is cut off
every time i post about abolishing ice i get one of those "patriot punk" dudes yelling at me in my DMs. out of morbid curiosity i click the little bandcamp link in their bio and their band is always, without fail, the most comically bad shit i've ever heard in my life.
January 26, 2026 at 10:51 PM
every time i post about abolishing ice i get one of those "patriot punk" dudes yelling at me in my DMs. out of morbid curiosity i click the little bandcamp link in their bio and their band is always, without fail, the most comically bad shit i've ever heard in my life.
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LA folks in Echo Park/Silverlake: ICE is staging at Vons on Alvarado, and have kidnapped vendors on Sunset and Alvarado and Sunset and Echo.
January 25, 2026 at 6:58 PM
LA folks in Echo Park/Silverlake: ICE is staging at Vons on Alvarado, and have kidnapped vendors on Sunset and Alvarado and Sunset and Echo.
the rightwing got everything they fantasized about for decades. a tyrannical government sending militias to take their guns and tread on them. but at the last minute they decided to turn their focus to the cracker barrel logo and super bowl halftime performers. biggest losers in human history.
January 25, 2026 at 5:46 PM
the rightwing got everything they fantasized about for decades. a tyrannical government sending militias to take their guns and tread on them. but at the last minute they decided to turn their focus to the cracker barrel logo and super bowl halftime performers. biggest losers in human history.
thinking about how every celebrity from obama to fucking hawk tuah had something to say about civility and tragedy after charlie kirk was shot. all very quiet now. interesting.
January 25, 2026 at 3:37 AM
thinking about how every celebrity from obama to fucking hawk tuah had something to say about civility and tragedy after charlie kirk was shot. all very quiet now. interesting.
i am seeing middle aged moms who normally post baking content now writing words that sound like leftover crack lyrics. this has got to be a turning point.
man the stuff i am seeing on IG from
the most normie, i don’t really talk about politics accounts suggests something different
the most normie, i don’t really talk about politics accounts suggests something different
January 25, 2026 at 2:38 AM
i am seeing middle aged moms who normally post baking content now writing words that sound like leftover crack lyrics. this has got to be a turning point.
just a reminder you can save yourself a lot of mental space by disregarding anyone eager to justify murder. if they can accept one killing, they can accept them all. there's no humanity left to appeal to. move on and focus on supporting positive change.
January 24, 2026 at 4:59 PM
just a reminder you can save yourself a lot of mental space by disregarding anyone eager to justify murder. if they can accept one killing, they can accept them all. there's no humanity left to appeal to. move on and focus on supporting positive change.
printed some more of these. still tossing them in with any orders in my store. or if you're just looking to get a few stickers hit me up.
made some stickers. throwing one in with every order in my store until they run out.
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January 21, 2026 at 11:55 PM
printed some more of these. still tossing them in with any orders in my store. or if you're just looking to get a few stickers hit me up.
the year is 2027 and It has finally happened. when it's announced on tv, the people of america cheer so hard in unison that earth is pushed two inches off its orbit, ending global warming and the need for daylight savings. previously extinct species respawn and universal life expectancy increases.
January 21, 2026 at 3:50 PM
the year is 2027 and It has finally happened. when it's announced on tv, the people of america cheer so hard in unison that earth is pushed two inches off its orbit, ending global warming and the need for daylight savings. previously extinct species respawn and universal life expectancy increases.
was shopping for a suit online and found this. absolutely love the direction they gave the model. “yeah man pretend like you’re slapping a bass. that’s perfect. yeah real bosstones style that’s perfect man.”
January 21, 2026 at 2:50 AM
was shopping for a suit online and found this. absolutely love the direction they gave the model. “yeah man pretend like you’re slapping a bass. that’s perfect. yeah real bosstones style that’s perfect man.”
when i’m listening to the hope conspiracy at the gym
January 19, 2026 at 12:56 AM
when i’m listening to the hope conspiracy at the gym