trying out a new sales strategy where i get my book to go viral by encouraging people to post photos of it with their most repulsive object

they also don't mention you probly lose followers from being annoying

maybe the racists will try to unionize to get better payment from elon, creating a Woke Paradox that will fold the universe in on itself

opened up the For You tab today and it's just people doing the most half-assed blackface halloween costumes to ragebait for the $2.17 engagement check. bleak shit man.

honey let me see your phone battery

luke:

dammit you're reminding me that i never did! i have a feeling they might keep that tradition going at some point

H

House of Pain - 'House of Pain'

A short story about burning CDs and being annoying.

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