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For every carefree, "Don't stress, things always work themselves out!" person there is at least one extremely anxious, detail-oriented, forward-thinking loved one or coworker who has spent years behind the scenes making sure things work out
November 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
For every carefree, "Don't stress, things always work themselves out!" person there is at least one extremely anxious, detail-oriented, forward-thinking loved one or coworker who has spent years behind the scenes making sure things work out
Castlevania XIV: Charcuterie of Grievance
a charcuterie board of various grievances
November 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Castlevania XIV: Charcuterie of Grievance
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happy father's day, dad, i didn't ask to be born
June 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
happy father's day, dad, i didn't ask to be born
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‘My Work Doesn’t Define Me,’ Says Man Who Will Spend 90,000 Hours Of Lifetime At Office
‘My Work Doesn’t Define Me,’ Says Man Who Will Spend 90,000 Hours Of Lifetime At Office
SACRAMENTO, CA—Believing that he was establishing a firm line between who he was as a person and what he did for a living, local man Jordan Wheeler, an employee of Creighton Industries who will ultima...
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April 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
‘My Work Doesn’t Define Me,’ Says Man Who Will Spend 90,000 Hours Of Lifetime At Office
If I had a dollar for every version of "Men would rather do X than go to therapy", I could probably afford to go to therapy.
March 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
If I had a dollar for every version of "Men would rather do X than go to therapy", I could probably afford to go to therapy.
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old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
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oh my gosh I want that lenticular on the left, if anybody knows where to get one
February 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
oh my gosh I want that lenticular on the left, if anybody knows where to get one
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Intimacy is just eye contact plus talking, I just found out. Still don’t like it
February 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Intimacy is just eye contact plus talking, I just found out. Still don’t like it
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Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)
January 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)
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so if I'm understanding the tech-bro position correctly, it's this
December 27, 2024 at 6:54 PM
so if I'm understanding the tech-bro position correctly, it's this
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(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school
December 26, 2024 at 8:45 PM
(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school
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If The Purge was real, I’d burn down all the businesses that said they were open online but were closed in person.
December 24, 2024 at 2:21 PM
If The Purge was real, I’d burn down all the businesses that said they were open online but were closed in person.
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Don’t ever give up. Three years ago I quit my job and took out a small business loan. Now I live in a tent in my uncle’s backyard
December 16, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Don’t ever give up. Three years ago I quit my job and took out a small business loan. Now I live in a tent in my uncle’s backyard
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love that the dictionary is like "don't know how to pronounce a word? here's some hieroglyphics to clarify things"
November 26, 2024 at 2:06 PM
love that the dictionary is like "don't know how to pronounce a word? here's some hieroglyphics to clarify things"
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Women live longer than men because they deserve a little time to themselves
December 13, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Women live longer than men because they deserve a little time to themselves
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(pulling up the ladder behind me) This is an opportunity for you to succeed through hard work and determination
December 3, 2024 at 4:26 PM
(pulling up the ladder behind me) This is an opportunity for you to succeed through hard work and determination
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Normalize whatever the fuck I’m doing
June 6, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Normalize whatever the fuck I’m doing
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Life is just closing issues as "won't fix" until you die.
November 25, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Life is just closing issues as "won't fix" until you die.
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Hard work is not the path to success, hard work is the path to maybe doing ok. The path to success is doing massive and severe fraud
November 17, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Hard work is not the path to success, hard work is the path to maybe doing ok. The path to success is doing massive and severe fraud
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AI company: we trained this dog to talk. It doesn’t actually understand language, but it kinda sounds like it’s having a conversation by mimicking the sound of human speech.
CEO: awesome, I’ve fired my entire staff, how quickly can it start diagnosing medical disorders
CEO: awesome, I’ve fired my entire staff, how quickly can it start diagnosing medical disorders
April 2, 2024 at 6:00 PM
AI company: we trained this dog to talk. It doesn’t actually understand language, but it kinda sounds like it’s having a conversation by mimicking the sound of human speech.
CEO: awesome, I’ve fired my entire staff, how quickly can it start diagnosing medical disorders
CEO: awesome, I’ve fired my entire staff, how quickly can it start diagnosing medical disorders