Funky Dynamite
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Funky Dynamite
@sweavart.bsky.social
· Sep 30
It’s Always Funny in Silly-delphia
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Wanna-be Gestapo leader is antisemitic??? Ya don’t say!
February 1, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Wanna-be Gestapo leader is antisemitic??? Ya don’t say!
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every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”
January 31, 2026 at 4:28 AM
every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”
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Musk has been spamming crap about SpaceX and Grok all day but now every single reply to any of his posts is someone calling him a pedophile. the stage has been set for something historic
January 31, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Musk has been spamming crap about SpaceX and Grok all day but now every single reply to any of his posts is someone calling him a pedophile. the stage has been set for something historic
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It's funny how all these billionaires started buying up all the social media apps, newspapers, and television networks right as all these revelations were starting to come out.
Elon Musk had more extensive ties to Epstein than previously known, emails show
Newly released files from DoJ show the pair making plans in 2012 and 2013 for the Tesla CEO to visit Epstein’s island
www.theguardian.com
January 31, 2026 at 9:38 AM
It's funny how all these billionaires started buying up all the social media apps, newspapers, and television networks right as all these revelations were starting to come out.
LOL fucking come on
OK, so Musk was planning to go to Epstein's island, but it's not like he went there with the intent to go to a wild party or something, it was probably just some business. Excuse me, an email just came in.
*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
January 30, 2026 at 7:34 PM
LOL fucking come on
RIP queen
a picture of sally from the nightmare before christmas made by flixier
Alt: a picture of sally from the nightmare before christmas made by flixier
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:50 PM
RIP queen
Remember when people were like “he waived his presidential salary cause he cares so much” and now he’s just like robbing $10 billy from taxpayers
President Trump has filed a lawsuit against the IRS, in which he demands that the IRS, which he as president controls, pay him $10 billion.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
January 30, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Remember when people were like “he waived his presidential salary cause he cares so much” and now he’s just like robbing $10 billy from taxpayers
What we need is more laws telling ICE to obey the laws. That’ll make em follow the laws!
In a blistering ruling, a Bush-appointed conservative federal judge said that ICE "has likely violated more court orders in January 2026 than some federal agencies have violated in their entire existence."
Congress must not give one more cent to this rogue agency.
Congress must not give one more cent to this rogue agency.
January 29, 2026 at 7:57 PM
What we need is more laws telling ICE to obey the laws. That’ll make em follow the laws!
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Sidney Powell got her info from a woman who thought she might be a ghost and learned about election fraud through time travel.
And a top DOJ official, Ed Martin, posted a picture of himself this morning with ex-Trump attorney Sidney Powell, who made fantastical claims about the 2020 election and was sanctioned over "Kraken" lawsuits seeking to have the results thrown out in four states Trump lost.
January 29, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Sidney Powell got her info from a woman who thought she might be a ghost and learned about election fraud through time travel.
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ICE is upset that ICE isn't welcome in restaurants after ICE ordered food at a restaurant, ate it, then arrested restaurant employees, and ICE believes this is someone else's fault, do I have that right?
January 29, 2026 at 4:45 PM
ICE is upset that ICE isn't welcome in restaurants after ICE ordered food at a restaurant, ate it, then arrested restaurant employees, and ICE believes this is someone else's fault, do I have that right?
Hey quick question who actually is the president of Venezuela
Trump: "I just spoke to the president of Venezuela and informed her that we're going to be opening up all commercial airspace over Venezuela. American citizens will be very shortly able to go to Venezuela and they will be safe there. It's under very strong control."
January 29, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Hey quick question who actually is the president of Venezuela
They’re definitely going to say the election was rigged and Trump actually won and strike Biden from the presidential record
So...... this seems real bad.
The FBI executed a sealed search warrant today on a key Atlanta area election office - and wouldn't say what that warrant was for.
"A source told FOX the FBI was there to take custody of Fulton County election ballots from 2020."
www.fox5atlanta.com/news/fbi-exe...
The FBI executed a sealed search warrant today on a key Atlanta area election office - and wouldn't say what that warrant was for.
"A source told FOX the FBI was there to take custody of Fulton County election ballots from 2020."
www.fox5atlanta.com/news/fbi-exe...
FBI executing sealed search warrant at Fulton County election facility
Federal agents carried out a law enforcement action Wednesday at a Fulton County election facility located in Fairburn.
www.fox5atlanta.com
January 29, 2026 at 12:57 PM
They’re definitely going to say the election was rigged and Trump actually won and strike Biden from the presidential record
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Seems like a good video for his trial
January 29, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Seems like a good video for his trial
Remember when they tried to paint it that this kid’s dad abandoned him and the nice friendly ICE officers were kind enough to take him in. These people are ghouls
Liam is sick with fever & shows extreme lethargy, according to reports from his parents—he did not wake up throughout the entire visit from his representatives—this child is clearly experiencing severe shock—he should be in an emergency room, not squalid rooms with moldy food and contaminated water.
Just visited with Liam and his father at Dilley detention center. I demanded his release and told him how much his family, his school, and our country loves him and is praying for him.
January 29, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Remember when they tried to paint it that this kid’s dad abandoned him and the nice friendly ICE officers were kind enough to take him in. These people are ghouls
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one of the agents said “okay we know” when we were whistling so i leaned in and whistled louder and he threatened to pepper spray me. i then said “are you scared of a fucking whistle dawg” and he very meekly said “no i’m not scared of a whistle”
January 28, 2026 at 4:30 PM
one of the agents said “okay we know” when we were whistling so i leaned in and whistled louder and he threatened to pepper spray me. i then said “are you scared of a fucking whistle dawg” and he very meekly said “no i’m not scared of a whistle”
Everyone on Shrinking deserves and Emmy but especially Harrison Ford and Wendy Malick
January 28, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Everyone on Shrinking deserves and Emmy but especially Harrison Ford and Wendy Malick
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I never actually joined Tik Tok and I'm not joining whatever the fuck this new thing is either.
I remain quite frankly baffled that literally anyone records and posts videos of themselves at all, TBH.
I remain quite frankly baffled that literally anyone records and posts videos of themselves at all, TBH.
January 28, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I never actually joined Tik Tok and I'm not joining whatever the fuck this new thing is either.
I remain quite frankly baffled that literally anyone records and posts videos of themselves at all, TBH.
I remain quite frankly baffled that literally anyone records and posts videos of themselves at all, TBH.
What’s funny (in a depressing way) about both Trump terms is that there’s never a shortage of loyal morons to fall on the sword when the shit hits the fan. When public sentiment becomes unavoidable it’s always a game to see who gets thrown under the bus to keep the blame off Trump.
January 28, 2026 at 2:57 PM
What’s funny (in a depressing way) about both Trump terms is that there’s never a shortage of loyal morons to fall on the sword when the shit hits the fan. When public sentiment becomes unavoidable it’s always a game to see who gets thrown under the bus to keep the blame off Trump.
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Amidst the talk of "paid agitators" at work in Minneapolis, it turns out that there are in fact "paid agitators." They're right wing social media agitators and they're being paid by hostile foreign governments, the GOP and the Trump administration. www.ms.now/news/minneap...
In Minneapolis, far-right influencers frame ICE resistance as terrorism
As communities organize against Trump’s federal crackdown, a network of pundits is building an “insurrectionist” narrative against them.
www.ms.now
January 28, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Amidst the talk of "paid agitators" at work in Minneapolis, it turns out that there are in fact "paid agitators." They're right wing social media agitators and they're being paid by hostile foreign governments, the GOP and the Trump administration. www.ms.now/news/minneap...
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Just a reminder that both Ilhan Omar and Maxwell Frost have been attacked this week.
No outrage by right-wing media or even corporate media.
Now imagine if this were done to Republicans.
The entire system is rigged in favor of conservatives, folks. The double standards are just wild.
No outrage by right-wing media or even corporate media.
Now imagine if this were done to Republicans.
The entire system is rigged in favor of conservatives, folks. The double standards are just wild.
January 28, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Just a reminder that both Ilhan Omar and Maxwell Frost have been attacked this week.
No outrage by right-wing media or even corporate media.
Now imagine if this were done to Republicans.
The entire system is rigged in favor of conservatives, folks. The double standards are just wild.
No outrage by right-wing media or even corporate media.
Now imagine if this were done to Republicans.
The entire system is rigged in favor of conservatives, folks. The double standards are just wild.