Funky Dynamite
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Funky Dynamite
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· Sep 30
It’s Always Funny in Silly-delphia
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If the Republican US attorney for the District of Columbia doesn't recognize the Heller decision then no state is under any obligation to do so either
Pirro: "You bring a gun into the District, you mark my words, you're going to jail. I don't care if you have a license in another district and I don't care if you're a law abiding law owner somewhere else. You bring a gun into this District, count on going to jail. And that makes all the difference"
February 2, 2026 at 11:15 PM
If the Republican US attorney for the District of Columbia doesn't recognize the Heller decision then no state is under any obligation to do so either
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Muslim university students were arrested and expelled for protesting genocide. Let's see if college Republicans get even a slap on the wrist for advocating extrajudicial killings.
University of Illinois college republicans advocate for executing protesters as “traitors” with art that takes a disturbing killing and makes it even more extreme.
dailyillini.com/news-stories...
dailyillini.com/news-stories...
‘Fell the enemies:’ Illini Republicans support ICE amid killings - The Daily Illini
In a post that included a graphic of a presumed officer holding a gun to someone's head, Illini Republicans stated that they “stand with ICE."
dailyillini.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Muslim university students were arrested and expelled for protesting genocide. Let's see if college Republicans get even a slap on the wrist for advocating extrajudicial killings.
It’s me, #1 Orange Bird fan
February 2, 2026 at 5:21 PM
It’s me, #1 Orange Bird fan
Cool and this isn’t illegal or prosecutable why? I mean other than the fact that I guess nothing is
So Musk intentionally forced xAI to embrace making sexualized material to increase user active seconds, and the AI chatbot had, throughout 2025, only two employees devoted to safety compared to dozens of staffers on similar teams at OpenAI or other rivals.
www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
Inside Musk’s bet to hook users that turned Grok into a porn generator
Under pressure to boost its popularity, Elon Musk’s xAI loosened guardrails and relaxed controls on sexual content, setting off internal concern.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 2, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Cool and this isn’t illegal or prosecutable why? I mean other than the fact that I guess nothing is
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Hard to explain if you didn’t grow up in the 90s but this frog was huge
May 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Hard to explain if you didn’t grow up in the 90s but this frog was huge
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Whenever you see a story about how liberals aren't making their conservative peers feel welcome enough, this is who they're talking about.
University of Illinois college republicans advocate for executing protesters as “traitors” with art that takes a disturbing killing and makes it even more extreme.
dailyillini.com/news-stories...
dailyillini.com/news-stories...
‘Fell the enemies:’ Illini Republicans support ICE amid killings - The Daily Illini
In a post that included a graphic of a presumed officer holding a gun to someone's head, Illini Republicans stated that they “stand with ICE."
dailyillini.com
February 2, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Whenever you see a story about how liberals aren't making their conservative peers feel welcome enough, this is who they're talking about.
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Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!
February 1, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!
Yknow sometimes I’m like “oh I get why some interviewers aren’t critical of their subjects because you don’t want to earn that reputation” and yet people still willingly talk to Isaac Chotiner
February 2, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Yknow sometimes I’m like “oh I get why some interviewers aren’t critical of their subjects because you don’t want to earn that reputation” and yet people still willingly talk to Isaac Chotiner
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It was JUST 45 days ago that Trump destroyed the brand of the Kennedy Center by slapping on his name.
And already Trump says he has to close it.
And already Trump says he has to close it.
February 1, 2026 at 11:59 PM
It was JUST 45 days ago that Trump destroyed the brand of the Kennedy Center by slapping on his name.
And already Trump says he has to close it.
And already Trump says he has to close it.
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BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
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4 federal agents pull over an elderly US citizen for the suspected crime of being brown, break her car window, throw her to the ground, then drive off after they find her US Passport in her purse. The Salem Police, when called, say there’s nothing they can do. www.salemreporter.com/2026/01/31/u...
U.S. citizen injured by federal agents in Salem who demanded to see “papers,” union says - Salem Reporter
A home care worker and union worker was pulled from her car and injured by federal agents Thursday according to a statement by SEIU 503. To comment on this story, use the form at the end of the repor...
www.salemreporter.com
February 1, 2026 at 2:47 PM
4 federal agents pull over an elderly US citizen for the suspected crime of being brown, break her car window, throw her to the ground, then drive off after they find her US Passport in her purse. The Salem Police, when called, say there’s nothing they can do. www.salemreporter.com/2026/01/31/u...
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Wanna-be Gestapo leader is antisemitic??? Ya don’t say!
February 1, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Wanna-be Gestapo leader is antisemitic??? Ya don’t say!
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every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”
January 31, 2026 at 4:28 AM
every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”
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Musk has been spamming crap about SpaceX and Grok all day but now every single reply to any of his posts is someone calling him a pedophile. the stage has been set for something historic
January 31, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Musk has been spamming crap about SpaceX and Grok all day but now every single reply to any of his posts is someone calling him a pedophile. the stage has been set for something historic
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It's funny how all these billionaires started buying up all the social media apps, newspapers, and television networks right as all these revelations were starting to come out.
Elon Musk had more extensive ties to Epstein than previously known, emails show
Newly released files from DoJ show the pair making plans in 2012 and 2013 for the Tesla CEO to visit Epstein’s island
www.theguardian.com
January 31, 2026 at 9:38 AM
It's funny how all these billionaires started buying up all the social media apps, newspapers, and television networks right as all these revelations were starting to come out.
LOL fucking come on
OK, so Musk was planning to go to Epstein's island, but it's not like he went there with the intent to go to a wild party or something, it was probably just some business. Excuse me, an email just came in.
*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
January 30, 2026 at 7:34 PM
LOL fucking come on
RIP queen
a picture of sally from the nightmare before christmas made by flixier
Alt: a picture of sally from the nightmare before christmas made by flixier
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:50 PM
RIP queen
Remember when people were like “he waived his presidential salary cause he cares so much” and now he’s just like robbing $10 billy from taxpayers
President Trump has filed a lawsuit against the IRS, in which he demands that the IRS, which he as president controls, pay him $10 billion.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
January 30, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Remember when people were like “he waived his presidential salary cause he cares so much” and now he’s just like robbing $10 billy from taxpayers
What we need is more laws telling ICE to obey the laws. That’ll make em follow the laws!
In a blistering ruling, a Bush-appointed conservative federal judge said that ICE "has likely violated more court orders in January 2026 than some federal agencies have violated in their entire existence."
Congress must not give one more cent to this rogue agency.
Congress must not give one more cent to this rogue agency.
January 29, 2026 at 7:57 PM
What we need is more laws telling ICE to obey the laws. That’ll make em follow the laws!
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Sidney Powell got her info from a woman who thought she might be a ghost and learned about election fraud through time travel.
And a top DOJ official, Ed Martin, posted a picture of himself this morning with ex-Trump attorney Sidney Powell, who made fantastical claims about the 2020 election and was sanctioned over "Kraken" lawsuits seeking to have the results thrown out in four states Trump lost.
January 29, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Sidney Powell got her info from a woman who thought she might be a ghost and learned about election fraud through time travel.
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ICE is upset that ICE isn't welcome in restaurants after ICE ordered food at a restaurant, ate it, then arrested restaurant employees, and ICE believes this is someone else's fault, do I have that right?
January 29, 2026 at 4:45 PM
ICE is upset that ICE isn't welcome in restaurants after ICE ordered food at a restaurant, ate it, then arrested restaurant employees, and ICE believes this is someone else's fault, do I have that right?
Hey quick question who actually is the president of Venezuela
Trump: "I just spoke to the president of Venezuela and informed her that we're going to be opening up all commercial airspace over Venezuela. American citizens will be very shortly able to go to Venezuela and they will be safe there. It's under very strong control."
January 29, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Hey quick question who actually is the president of Venezuela
They’re definitely going to say the election was rigged and Trump actually won and strike Biden from the presidential record
So...... this seems real bad.
The FBI executed a sealed search warrant today on a key Atlanta area election office - and wouldn't say what that warrant was for.
"A source told FOX the FBI was there to take custody of Fulton County election ballots from 2020."
www.fox5atlanta.com/news/fbi-exe...
The FBI executed a sealed search warrant today on a key Atlanta area election office - and wouldn't say what that warrant was for.
"A source told FOX the FBI was there to take custody of Fulton County election ballots from 2020."
www.fox5atlanta.com/news/fbi-exe...
FBI executing sealed search warrant at Fulton County election facility
Federal agents carried out a law enforcement action Wednesday at a Fulton County election facility located in Fairburn.
www.fox5atlanta.com
January 29, 2026 at 12:57 PM
They’re definitely going to say the election was rigged and Trump actually won and strike Biden from the presidential record