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Starring Marlon Brando as the voice of John Truckasaurus.

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It’s Always Funny in Silly-delphia
Movie you’ve rewatched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode no Star (Wars or Trek), LOTR, Marvel, Disney Animated, or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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the crossbow has to be one of the most “hey give me a second here” weapons of all time
December 7, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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How my homunculus pilfers the guard's keys when he breaks me out of the king's dungeon:
December 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I have some ideas Mr. Palantir but you might not like them
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.

“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.

This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:

www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Yup
December 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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I don't care if you think that AI can do some really nifty things. It's being rammed down our throats by obscenely wealthy men who are also, obviously, both dangerously right-wing and mentally unstable, and no rational society should be allowing that to happen. End of discussion.
December 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
It’s funny that like a week or so ago a bunch of right wing grifters were claiming it was some false flag and doxed and blamed a woman who had nothing to do with it and now that they caught someone they’re being reaaaaaal cagey about this guys identity and beliefs
This is the third newsroom (at least) with an FBI leak about the suspect being a Trump supporter. Seems some FBI folks — presumably not the political hires —are very eager to get this out there.
BREAKING on MS NOW:
 
Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.
December 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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This is such a powerful image
November 8, 2023 at 5:16 PM
Damn RIP to a real one. Hope your soul is in a better place.
December 5, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Seriously shut all this shit down
This is horrifying: “A Pittsburgh man who allegedly made 11 women’s lives hell across more than five states used ChatGPT as his “therapist” and “best friend” that encouraged him to continue running his misogynistic and threat-filled podcast despite the “haters,” and to visit more gyms to find women”
ChatGPT Told a Violent Stalker to Embrace the ‘Haters,’ Indictment Says
DOJ Says Violent Stalker Used ChatGPT to Encourage Him to Find the ‘Wife Type’
www.courtwatch.news
December 5, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Always a terrifying way to start the day
December 5, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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This is a million times worse than anything Hunter Biden was accused of doing in even the most fevered right-wing conspiracy dream
UPDATE: Trump Jr.-backed startup receives $620 million Pentagon loan
In October, Popular Information reported that the Pentagon awarded a contract to Unusual Machines, an obscure drone company that President Trump’s son, Donald Trump Jr., joined as an advisor in Novemb...
popular.info
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
A republican is calling this admin out on this while Hakeem Jeffries is praising Trump on immigration (???)
GOP Rep. Mike Turner: "This activity that's happening in the Caribbean where they are hitting these boats -- these individuals if they were captured and tried and convicted, they would be guilty of criminal activity for which they're not subject to capital punishment. These people are being killed."
December 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Are we in a game of chicken to see how far a handful of freaks can push things until we bring back consequences and / or guillotines? How have we hyper-normalized them saying this shit out loud in public?
December 4, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Jesus fuck these stupid, stupid people will just say anything
December 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I feel like republicans who are quitting or jumping ship now realize that like, when it comes to full blown fascist dictatorship, it doesn’t actually go well for mid level pukes. But like, why didn’t they understand that earlier? I guess they all expected to be top brass.
December 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
One of the most dystopian things I’ve ever read
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Trump: [visibly sleeping during press meeting, audibly farts and wakes himself up, goes on a racist tirade]

Hakeem Jeffries: first of all let me tell you how good of a job Trump is doing.
December 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Federal Government Announces Racial Profiling Campaign, Explains It’s Because of the President’s Personal Bigotry
December 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
What kind of office was hegseth sitting in when he ordered them to kill the survivors? Was it not air conditioned?
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?

HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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This is what you get when billionaires own the media. Support grassroots, independent media like Truthout if you can. truthout.org/donate/
December 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The Codemeister. The Codeman. Code Stone Creamery. The Codysaurus. Codyceratops.
December 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I know chemtrails aren’t real because if they were this administration would be telling us how actually they’re good and you should like them
December 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM