Tenebrad
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I post mainly about movies and the drudgeries of existence. Please enjoy my inane observations
Pervert vampire film scholar and giallo enjoyer 📽️
He/Him - 43
Pervert vampire film scholar and giallo enjoyer 📽️
He/Him - 43
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2025 MOVIE THEATER THREAD: I saw a deranged number of movies theatrically this year and this is an ongoing thread of some memories and observations about ALL of them
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Now rewatching The Fifth Element. Haven't seen this in years. The case says it's the 20th anniversary edition, but this movie came out in 1997 so that's already pretty out of date
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January 6, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Now rewatching The Fifth Element. Haven't seen this in years. The case says it's the 20th anniversary edition, but this movie came out in 1997 so that's already pretty out of date
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I'm already seeing people jump to conclusions about this movie based entirely on the poster. I know as much about it as you do, but I think it's fairly unlikely that the director of Pig is simply making a movie about how the Sheriff of Nottingham was actually the good guy
January 5, 2026 at 8:25 PM
I'm already seeing people jump to conclusions about this movie based entirely on the poster. I know as much about it as you do, but I think it's fairly unlikely that the director of Pig is simply making a movie about how the Sheriff of Nottingham was actually the good guy
Wait, that Grok stuff is still happening? Why did I assume they shut that down as soon as possible? Am I a fool? That's just not the world we live in. I should know better.
January 5, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Wait, that Grok stuff is still happening? Why did I assume they shut that down as soon as possible? Am I a fool? That's just not the world we live in. I should know better.
I wonder if there is a couple somewhere whose meet-cute is when their butts touched at the corner urinals
January 5, 2026 at 5:08 PM
I wonder if there is a couple somewhere whose meet-cute is when their butts touched at the corner urinals
Pretty sure this was the only computer game I ever bought from Jack in the Box
January 5, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Pretty sure this was the only computer game I ever bought from Jack in the Box
That was a pleasant surprise! We Bury the Dead explores themes you've seen in plenty of other zombie movies, but the zombies here provoke pity more often than fear. It's a novel approach to some heavily covered ground. I also appreciated that everything is America's fault
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January 5, 2026 at 1:17 AM
That was a pleasant surprise! We Bury the Dead explores themes you've seen in plenty of other zombie movies, but the zombies here provoke pity more often than fear. It's a novel approach to some heavily covered ground. I also appreciated that everything is America's fault
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Now seated (way too early) for We Bury the Dead. A zombie movie quietly released in early January is a dicey proposition, but this sounds intriguing and people I generally trust said they liked it
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January 4, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Now seated (way too early) for We Bury the Dead. A zombie movie quietly released in early January is a dicey proposition, but this sounds intriguing and people I generally trust said they liked it
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You can walk into a Barnes and Noble and pick up a Jean Rollin movie. Nature is healing.
January 4, 2026 at 10:02 PM
You can walk into a Barnes and Noble and pick up a Jean Rollin movie. Nature is healing.
What if I went and got sushi and then went to a movie? That sounds good, right? I think I'm going to do that
January 4, 2026 at 8:20 PM
What if I went and got sushi and then went to a movie? That sounds good, right? I think I'm going to do that
Ethan Coen and Benny Safdie should direct a movie together
64. Honey Don't! : Ethan Coen should probably give his brother a call. I defended Drive Away Dolls as a fun trifle, but I'm not sure about this one. Even though this is teeming with good actors, the material is so thin that they can't do a lot with it. Chris Evans' character is particularly weak.
January 4, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Ethan Coen and Benny Safdie should direct a movie together
Hey, remember back when Jack Black did things other than that one thing he does?
Now watching Peter Jackson's King Kong. I don't think I've seen this since the theatrical run, but I did play that XBox 360 game back then so I guess that counts as my second viewing
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January 3, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Hey, remember back when Jack Black did things other than that one thing he does?
Now watching Peter Jackson's King Kong. I don't think I've seen this since the theatrical run, but I did play that XBox 360 game back then so I guess that counts as my second viewing
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January 3, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Now watching Peter Jackson's King Kong. I don't think I've seen this since the theatrical run, but I did play that XBox 360 game back then so I guess that counts as my second viewing
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Finished this today and it was pretty unremarkable outside of the killer's weird motive. It's slow paced and talky and not nearly as stylish as I usually expect from the genre. I did think it was kind of funny how every woman in the movie recently found out she's pregnant
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January 3, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Finished this today and it was pretty unremarkable outside of the killer's weird motive. It's slow paced and talky and not nearly as stylish as I usually expect from the genre. I did think it was kind of funny how every woman in the movie recently found out she's pregnant
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Felt like shit this morning and needed to get out of my own head so I went and did the exact same thing I did yesterday. It helped? I guess?
January 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Felt like shit this morning and needed to get out of my own head so I went and did the exact same thing I did yesterday. It helped? I guess?
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Made a very crude and rough doodle about orgies
January 3, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Made a very crude and rough doodle about orgies
Now watching 5 Women For The Killer (1974). Personally I don't think the killer should have ANY women. Haven't watched a giallo for awhile so I'm looking forward to this
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January 3, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Now watching 5 Women For The Killer (1974). Personally I don't think the killer should have ANY women. Haven't watched a giallo for awhile so I'm looking forward to this
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I'm having a little "Blu-rays I bought a long time ago but never watched for some reason" film festival
January 3, 2026 at 3:38 AM
I'm having a little "Blu-rays I bought a long time ago but never watched for some reason" film festival
I can't believe we still haven't gotten a Salt vs Lucy movie where Atomic Blonde steps out of a portal in the post credit scene
January 3, 2026 at 12:26 AM
I can't believe we still haven't gotten a Salt vs Lucy movie where Atomic Blonde steps out of a portal in the post credit scene
Angelina Jolie is perfect for something like this, but Salt sure doesn't do much to distinguish itself. I feel like I've seen all of these story beats in other spy movies. It's very dumb and earnestly dramatic in a way that reminded me a little of how kids might play pretend spies
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January 2, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Angelina Jolie is perfect for something like this, but Salt sure doesn't do much to distinguish itself. I feel like I've seen all of these story beats in other spy movies. It's very dumb and earnestly dramatic in a way that reminded me a little of how kids might play pretend spies
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Now watching Salt (2010). I bought this Blu-ray for 3 dollars from Goodwill several years ago, but I haven't watched it yet because my doctor wants me to reduce my sodium intake hahahahahahaha hahahahaha
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January 2, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Now watching Salt (2010). I bought this Blu-ray for 3 dollars from Goodwill several years ago, but I haven't watched it yet because my doctor wants me to reduce my sodium intake hahahahahahaha hahahahaha
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