Starfleet Intelligence Meme Analyst
@daxarian.bsky.social
Autistic, sci fi nerd, horror fan, liberal democracy enjoyer. He/they.
(To the tune of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles): People often often peeeople…
November 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
(To the tune of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles): People often often peeeople…
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The usual suspects are going to tell you how little this all matters, but Massie getting on national TV and saying "you're protecting pedophiles" to his own fucking party is not something that happens, even involving Massie, if DJT is an unstoppable electoral force and all elections are over forever
November 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The usual suspects are going to tell you how little this all matters, but Massie getting on national TV and saying "you're protecting pedophiles" to his own fucking party is not something that happens, even involving Massie, if DJT is an unstoppable electoral force and all elections are over forever
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transgenderism 🤝 transhumanism
standing athwart nature and saying "i would prefer not to" (based)
standing athwart nature and saying "i would prefer not to" (based)
November 15, 2025 at 7:12 AM
transgenderism 🤝 transhumanism
standing athwart nature and saying "i would prefer not to" (based)
standing athwart nature and saying "i would prefer not to" (based)
“How many genders are there?”
“At least three. Don’t play games with me, kid.”
“At least three. Don’t play games with me, kid.”
One thing I miss about Joe Biden is he would also make little digs and insults at the reporters asking him questions but he'd do it in an actually funny and subtle way, not just blunt and dumb like this bozo
November 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
“How many genders are there?”
“At least three. Don’t play games with me, kid.”
“At least three. Don’t play games with me, kid.”
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Gonna drop my old boring complaint.
We should stop focusing on President as Saviour. We need a Congress, state legislatures and everything. Presidents aren’t God and should have less power.
We should stop focusing on President as Saviour. We need a Congress, state legislatures and everything. Presidents aren’t God and should have less power.
November 16, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Gonna drop my old boring complaint.
We should stop focusing on President as Saviour. We need a Congress, state legislatures and everything. Presidents aren’t God and should have less power.
We should stop focusing on President as Saviour. We need a Congress, state legislatures and everything. Presidents aren’t God and should have less power.
Yeah if we actually become post scarcity the things some people are gonna want us to fight wars over are going to be very, very stupid.
November 16, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Yeah if we actually become post scarcity the things some people are gonna want us to fight wars over are going to be very, very stupid.
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I do not want to “Do my own research.” I want to pay trained accredited experts to do the research, trained accredited experts to report on findings, and trained accredited experts to make policy based on them.
I am busy af with my own job, I don’t need to do eight zillion more.
I am busy af with my own job, I don’t need to do eight zillion more.
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I do not want to “Do my own research.” I want to pay trained accredited experts to do the research, trained accredited experts to report on findings, and trained accredited experts to make policy based on them.
I am busy af with my own job, I don’t need to do eight zillion more.
I am busy af with my own job, I don’t need to do eight zillion more.
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Prison abolition is just a re-skinned "voting is bad", same mindset. The current system is imperfect and allows bad things to happen so the only possible answer is to burn it all down because that's easier to bullshit about between bong hits to sound smart than coming up with a real solution.
I‘m tired of being nice about this; “abolitionism” has had years to develop a non-idiot policy program and the best they’ve come up with is ”murder without even the pretense of juridical process.” And I am not nut-picking; this is all over abolitionist writing.
"What about [form of abuse that is mostly de facto decriminalised right now anyway]?"
I didn't say abolish bullets, did I?
I didn't say abolish bullets, did I?
November 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Prison abolition is just a re-skinned "voting is bad", same mindset. The current system is imperfect and allows bad things to happen so the only possible answer is to burn it all down because that's easier to bullshit about between bong hits to sound smart than coming up with a real solution.
As an American I acknowledge that I’m in no position to judge. But Christ, what the fuck is wrong with the British right now? 🤨
big "the sound of his horn" hours
Chat, is "the rich are doing the 'fox' hunts again where the fox is a person" a recession indicator www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
November 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
As an American I acknowledge that I’m in no position to judge. But Christ, what the fuck is wrong with the British right now? 🤨
This is both stupid and vile. Accommodations do not curve your grade to avoid reflecting a disability. Accommodations give people with disabilities the time they need to demonstrate that yes, they do in fact grasp the material.
What does Josh Barro think grades should measure?
November 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
This is both stupid and vile. Accommodations do not curve your grade to avoid reflecting a disability. Accommodations give people with disabilities the time they need to demonstrate that yes, they do in fact grasp the material.
I lean towards “storm in a teacup.” Bluesky thinks Schumer’s some Vichy collaborator (even though he didn’t push for the deal) but Bluesky is not the wider American electorate.
I still don't think we know the political ramifications of the end of the shutdown but I think we can say that as of now it does not yet appear to have stopped Democratic momentum
November 15, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I lean towards “storm in a teacup.” Bluesky thinks Schumer’s some Vichy collaborator (even though he didn’t push for the deal) but Bluesky is not the wider American electorate.
The Plane is correct. The last three weeks are, in fact, a fine refutation of Nothing Matters Thought. Also lots of things matter! Just not always the things we want to matter. Trump won, for instance, became eggs were 4.50 instead of 2 dollars and swing voters thought the libs were being paranoid.
I think the people who's brains are so broke on nothing matters considering the last 3 weeks or so really need to take some deep breaths and maybe just stop being online for like a year.
November 15, 2025 at 10:10 AM
The Plane is correct. The last three weeks are, in fact, a fine refutation of Nothing Matters Thought. Also lots of things matter! Just not always the things we want to matter. Trump won, for instance, became eggs were 4.50 instead of 2 dollars and swing voters thought the libs were being paranoid.
House of Leaves, by Mark Z. Danielewski and The Buffalo Hunter Hunter, by Stephen Graham Jones. It should be noted that I am not what some people would call cultured. I don’t know how to perform for people who don’t read genre fiction. lol.
On Beauty and Being Just by Elaine Scarry
The Wind Up Bird Chronicle by Haruki Murakami
The Wind Up Bird Chronicle by Haruki Murakami
Prompt: if you had to performatively display two books that you wanted the NYT writer profiling you about your career ending scandal to notice, what would they be?
November 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
House of Leaves, by Mark Z. Danielewski and The Buffalo Hunter Hunter, by Stephen Graham Jones. It should be noted that I am not what some people would call cultured. I don’t know how to perform for people who don’t read genre fiction. lol.
OH GOD MY BRAIN
Robert F Kennedy Jr. Flossing And Gargling Mouthwash ASMR 10 hrs
November 14, 2025 at 5:56 PM
OH GOD MY BRAIN
“I’ll have a checken sandwich and a large cocke, please.”
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
“I’ll have a checken sandwich and a large cocke, please.”
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Bigotry is not a distraction from addressing class-based issues it's an active impediment to it. It is essentially impossible to work on anything related to class without first addressing bigotry.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Bigotry is not a distraction from addressing class-based issues it's an active impediment to it. It is essentially impossible to work on anything related to class without first addressing bigotry.
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my wokest opinion is that wokeness is not only good but popular, and reactionary pundits tried to erase the actual reasons for 2024 - eggs and afghanistan - in favor of trying to shield themselves from being rightly called racist sex pests
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
my wokest opinion is that wokeness is not only good but popular, and reactionary pundits tried to erase the actual reasons for 2024 - eggs and afghanistan - in favor of trying to shield themselves from being rightly called racist sex pests
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One of the reasons I’m an unending shit pistol about Epstein is I really did get told to my face that reading books about kids with two moms is too controversial but raising girls like evangelicals want? Moral! Not a problem! Well fuck that, right wing takes on girls are evil
November 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
One of the reasons I’m an unending shit pistol about Epstein is I really did get told to my face that reading books about kids with two moms is too controversial but raising girls like evangelicals want? Moral! Not a problem! Well fuck that, right wing takes on girls are evil
Your scorching hot take for this afternoon: No faction in Fallout are “the good guys” 100 percent of the time, but no faction in real life is like that either, and the NCR are objectively better than the Roman Cosplay Fascists, The Insane Robot or The Freeze Dried Libertarian, who thinks he can 1/2
November 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Your scorching hot take for this afternoon: No faction in Fallout are “the good guys” 100 percent of the time, but no faction in real life is like that either, and the NCR are objectively better than the Roman Cosplay Fascists, The Insane Robot or The Freeze Dried Libertarian, who thinks he can 1/2
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At some point, the journalism industry decided the first and foremost goal of what they publish should be to make money, regardless of whether it served the public. And in an entirely predictable turn of events, a lot of people who wanted to harm the public had a lot of money to give.
November 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
At some point, the journalism industry decided the first and foremost goal of what they publish should be to make money, regardless of whether it served the public. And in an entirely predictable turn of events, a lot of people who wanted to harm the public had a lot of money to give.
Can it wait for a bit? I’m in the middle of some calibrations.
November 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Can it wait for a bit? I’m in the middle of some calibrations.
Will this slop be labeled so I can avoid it?
Bob Iger says Disney+ will soon have AI-generated short form content from users
(via THR)
(via THR)
November 13, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Will this slop be labeled so I can avoid it?
Yeah 95 perfuckingcent of the time “we need to value [gender] as [gender]” just means “people don’t behave the way I expect them to, and that makes me mad.” Yeah? Well who says they have to? You? Your god that I don’t worship? Fuck off into the sun.
Fuck tradcaths in their fucking heretic faces, I like actual power and not demuring to these fucking stupid religions and especially the goddamn conservative interpretations, they are bad morals.
You might have read something about Ross Douthat’s podcast last week. Becca Rothfeld reviews the new book by Leah Libresco Sargeant, one of the guests on that show. www.washingtonpost.com/books/2025/1...
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Yeah 95 perfuckingcent of the time “we need to value [gender] as [gender]” just means “people don’t behave the way I expect them to, and that makes me mad.” Yeah? Well who says they have to? You? Your god that I don’t worship? Fuck off into the sun.