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@daxarian.bsky.social
Autistic, sci fi nerd, horror fan, liberal democracy enjoyer. He/they.
I am of the opinion that all of Star Trek: Discovery is good, but it is *remarkable* how much better seasons 3-5 are than the first two. If the premise had been “the spore drive accidentally rockets the crew 930 years into the future” from the beginning, I don’t think people would’ve been as mad 1/2
February 18, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I am of the opinion that all of Star Trek: Discovery is good, but it is *remarkable* how much better seasons 3-5 are than the first two. If the premise had been “the spore drive accidentally rockets the crew 930 years into the future” from the beginning, I don’t think people would’ve been as mad 1/2
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If you lack joy and humor in your life, you are 100% not going to make it
You motherfuckers above all need to get goofier in the face of horrible shit to survive
You motherfuckers above all need to get goofier in the face of horrible shit to survive
February 17, 2026 at 10:29 PM
If you lack joy and humor in your life, you are 100% not going to make it
You motherfuckers above all need to get goofier in the face of horrible shit to survive
You motherfuckers above all need to get goofier in the face of horrible shit to survive
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Look, I post a lot about video games, but if you sound like this you should really take a beat and assess whether you're burning your best energy on the right thing.
February 17, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Look, I post a lot about video games, but if you sound like this you should really take a beat and assess whether you're burning your best energy on the right thing.
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the Democrats are in favor of capitalism (the system of economic exchange under which the world has been operating for centuries), but are not in favor of capitalism (the rich get to do whatever they want, do not pay taxes, and can do unlimited corruption.)
February 17, 2026 at 5:35 PM
the Democrats are in favor of capitalism (the system of economic exchange under which the world has been operating for centuries), but are not in favor of capitalism (the rich get to do whatever they want, do not pay taxes, and can do unlimited corruption.)
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in america there has never been a starker difference between the parties. both parties are not the same. there is no ratchet cranking democrats rightwards. these are lies you tell yourself to make yourself feel cooler
February 16, 2026 at 2:21 PM
in america there has never been a starker difference between the parties. both parties are not the same. there is no ratchet cranking democrats rightwards. these are lies you tell yourself to make yourself feel cooler
I said the other day that there’s no universe derived from this one where John Fetterman wins a Democratic primary. That’s even more true of Donald Trump. Why do people even say this shit?
dude has moved on to asking why people wouldn't vote for donald trump if he won the democratic primary, I for one am shocked, shocked sam thielman is being a bad faith dipshit
Grow up, baby
February 16, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I said the other day that there’s no universe derived from this one where John Fetterman wins a Democratic primary. That’s even more true of Donald Trump. Why do people even say this shit?
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This Presidents Day, we honor the leaders of our nation who have worked tirelessly to uphold our democracy.
The rights of our nation have never been more important or fragile. We must continue to fight for freedom, liberty, and justice for all.
The rights of our nation have never been more important or fragile. We must continue to fight for freedom, liberty, and justice for all.
February 16, 2026 at 5:42 PM
This Presidents Day, we honor the leaders of our nation who have worked tirelessly to uphold our democracy.
The rights of our nation have never been more important or fragile. We must continue to fight for freedom, liberty, and justice for all.
The rights of our nation have never been more important or fragile. We must continue to fight for freedom, liberty, and justice for all.
Trump and his cronies out of office and/or in prison. ICE and CBP disbanded or leashed so tightly it might as well be. Federal recognition of LGBTQ+ rights fully restored.
good thread from adam that i think gets at a core question: do we have a theory of victory?
national politics, especially when there doesn't seem to be a theory of victory. you can see the negative effects of constantly being an state of arousal here on this platform, in many respects. this is not warhammer 40k, where people can indefinitely exist in a "long war" against chaos.
February 16, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Trump and his cronies out of office and/or in prison. ICE and CBP disbanded or leashed so tightly it might as well be. Federal recognition of LGBTQ+ rights fully restored.
Now! On to non political matters, specifically more Starfleet Academy talk! I *despise* Nus Braka, but I love Paul Giammati’s performance. It’s been a minute since I wanted to see a Trek villain get his ass stomped this badly.
February 16, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Now! On to non political matters, specifically more Starfleet Academy talk! I *despise* Nus Braka, but I love Paul Giammati’s performance. It’s been a minute since I wanted to see a Trek villain get his ass stomped this badly.
So the entire idea that thuh shitlibs are all foaming at the mouth to line up behind Gavin Newsom is a mirage generated by his press secretary being briefly notorious for trolling Trump online and being reshared in normie spaces because they thought it was funny, yes? Are we in agreement there?
February 16, 2026 at 4:26 PM
So the entire idea that thuh shitlibs are all foaming at the mouth to line up behind Gavin Newsom is a mirage generated by his press secretary being briefly notorious for trolling Trump online and being reshared in normie spaces because they thought it was funny, yes? Are we in agreement there?
Six episodes in, I think it’s fair to say I like every Starfleet Academy character *except* Caleb Mir. He is the season one Wesley Crusher of this show, and his edgy online leftist takes on the Federation bug the shit out of me. Maybe he’ll grow on me! Wesley did! But for now? Blech.
February 16, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Six episodes in, I think it’s fair to say I like every Starfleet Academy character *except* Caleb Mir. He is the season one Wesley Crusher of this show, and his edgy online leftist takes on the Federation bug the shit out of me. Maybe he’ll grow on me! Wesley did! But for now? Blech.
What the fuck is “ceremonial cacao” in this context? Are they talking about Valentine’s chocolate? 🤨 Also despite some people’s best efforts we live in a multicultural democracy. Anybody can practice anything if they treat it with respect. Nobody’s practices should be dictated by their ancestors.
I can assure you that you do not in fact want that.
February 16, 2026 at 2:00 PM
What the fuck is “ceremonial cacao” in this context? Are they talking about Valentine’s chocolate? 🤨 Also despite some people’s best efforts we live in a multicultural democracy. Anybody can practice anything if they treat it with respect. Nobody’s practices should be dictated by their ancestors.
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Your vote is not a favor for a politician. It is you participating in a process of choosing governance & who will wield power. Treating it like something you have to be coaxed to do rather than a civic obligation you have is just fucking gross and solipsistic.
February 16, 2026 at 8:16 AM
Your vote is not a favor for a politician. It is you participating in a process of choosing governance & who will wield power. Treating it like something you have to be coaxed to do rather than a civic obligation you have is just fucking gross and solipsistic.
Best place to read a book, too.
anyway, back to reading my book in front of the fireplace, the platonic idea of how to live
February 16, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Best place to read a book, too.
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Haha holy shit Kate Mulgrew absolutely roasted some guy talking trash about Nahla Ake on the official Star Trek FB page
February 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Haha holy shit Kate Mulgrew absolutely roasted some guy talking trash about Nahla Ake on the official Star Trek FB page
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The one thing you can do to assure you'll never receive my vote in a Democratic primary is cozy up to shithead racists. Saying you relate to the struggle of an anti-immigration protester who works for the German AfD now and inviting Steve Bannon onto your podcast for a friendly chat both qualify.
February 15, 2026 at 9:37 PM
The one thing you can do to assure you'll never receive my vote in a Democratic primary is cozy up to shithead racists. Saying you relate to the struggle of an anti-immigration protester who works for the German AfD now and inviting Steve Bannon onto your podcast for a friendly chat both qualify.
The way I interpreted it was that for a long time post-Burn, the war college was the only part of Starfleet Academy that still existed. They didn’t have the resources to do much more than fight pirates and try to hold on to their remaining members. Still weird they didn’t fold the War College (1/2)
Unlike TOS, the TOS movies, or even TNG and DS9, apparently the writers of Starfleet Academy have so little experience with the military that they think Starfleet War College would be a rival undergraduate program to the Academy
It looks like they are doing it stupidly as a rival school though which is very very dumb
February 15, 2026 at 9:35 PM
The way I interpreted it was that for a long time post-Burn, the war college was the only part of Starfleet Academy that still existed. They didn’t have the resources to do much more than fight pirates and try to hold on to their remaining members. Still weird they didn’t fold the War College (1/2)
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Culture is the most important thing about society, it's absurd that more people don't recognize this. Emphasizing class above all else is the faux-progressive way of saying "once I get mine, you're on your own".
February 15, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Culture is the most important thing about society, it's absurd that more people don't recognize this. Emphasizing class above all else is the faux-progressive way of saying "once I get mine, you're on your own".
The rational, adult part of my brain: Man, the ol’ paycheck’s gonna be light next week.
The other 90 percent of me (chanting, clapping, pounding the table, knocking back shots): SIX DAYS OFF! SIX DAYS OFF! SIX DAYS OFF! SIX DAYS OFF!
The other 90 percent of me (chanting, clapping, pounding the table, knocking back shots): SIX DAYS OFF! SIX DAYS OFF! SIX DAYS OFF! SIX DAYS OFF!
February 15, 2026 at 6:55 PM
The rational, adult part of my brain: Man, the ol’ paycheck’s gonna be light next week.
The other 90 percent of me (chanting, clapping, pounding the table, knocking back shots): SIX DAYS OFF! SIX DAYS OFF! SIX DAYS OFF! SIX DAYS OFF!
The other 90 percent of me (chanting, clapping, pounding the table, knocking back shots): SIX DAYS OFF! SIX DAYS OFF! SIX DAYS OFF! SIX DAYS OFF!
1) Storm
2)Eowyn
3) Wonder Woman
4) D’vana Tendi
2)Eowyn
3) Wonder Woman
4) D’vana Tendi
You are unattached and can date one choice each from the following categories.
Whom do you pick?
1) A Marvel mutant
2) A Tolkien character
3) A Justice Leaguer
4) A Star Trek Character
One choice for each category, GO!
Whom do you pick?
1) A Marvel mutant
2) A Tolkien character
3) A Justice Leaguer
4) A Star Trek Character
One choice for each category, GO!
February 15, 2026 at 4:25 PM
1) Storm
2)Eowyn
3) Wonder Woman
4) D’vana Tendi
2)Eowyn
3) Wonder Woman
4) D’vana Tendi
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my normie lib dad view is an election literally transfers power, and it’s good to take/keep power away from fascism, say with a popular front, and yeah that implies eventually voting for the larger opposition party’s nominees after organizing for people you prefer
February 14, 2026 at 9:14 PM
my normie lib dad view is an election literally transfers power, and it’s good to take/keep power away from fascism, say with a popular front, and yeah that implies eventually voting for the larger opposition party’s nominees after organizing for people you prefer
Which Spider-Man, though? Parker? Morales? Stacey? God forbid, Octavius? They’d all have very different policy platforms and that would impact my vote. 🧐 😜
Every primary poll so far is like 90% “who have you even heard of?“ If you put Spider-Man as an option, he‘d blow everyone else out of the water cuz voters would be like “Hey, I know who that is!”
February 15, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Which Spider-Man, though? Parker? Morales? Stacey? God forbid, Octavius? They’d all have very different policy platforms and that would impact my vote. 🧐 😜
Gender Chaotic Good, specifically.
February 15, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Gender Chaotic Good, specifically.
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I am pleased to inform you that we are going to win
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I am pleased to inform you that we are going to win
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I think that a lot of rural MAGA is that a mix of outside forces/their own actions and culture chased the well-adjusted kids away, and they want someone to force them back.
February 14, 2026 at 9:14 PM
I think that a lot of rural MAGA is that a mix of outside forces/their own actions and culture chased the well-adjusted kids away, and they want someone to force them back.