HanDandler
@handandler.bsky.social
big liker of TTRPGs & movies & sci-fi & dogs
big disliker of fascists
big disliker of fascists
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HanDandler
@handandler.bsky.social
· Aug 7
"These kinds of people never manage to win the way they think they will in the long run, because they suck at shit."
- Valuable and important thing to remember, from @iwriteok.bsky.social on this week's Behind the Bastards
- Valuable and important thing to remember, from @iwriteok.bsky.social on this week's Behind the Bastards
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Art by • Petar Meseldžija
February 11, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Art by • Petar Meseldžija
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Pam Bondi, in a little paper party hat and a satin sash reading "Birthday Girl" sitting in front of a birthday cake with "Happy Birthday, Pam" written on top in front of a banner that says "It Is Pam Bondi's Birthday Today:" I'm shocked that you continue to talk about birthdays
Rep. Balint: "Has the DOJ talked to Deputy Secretary Feinberg about his ties to Jeffrey Epstein?"
Bondi: "I'm shocked that you want to continue to talk about Epstein."
Bondi: "I'm shocked that you want to continue to talk about Epstein."
February 11, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Pam Bondi, in a little paper party hat and a satin sash reading "Birthday Girl" sitting in front of a birthday cake with "Happy Birthday, Pam" written on top in front of a banner that says "It Is Pam Bondi's Birthday Today:" I'm shocked that you continue to talk about birthdays
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Neat
Ingrid encounters the Sacred Beast Quphoralor Δ Zveccna, in the mountainous areas near Eadron-Xar
2022
2022
February 11, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Neat
Seeing a lot about these ~30-point swings in deep red districts lately...
Hm
Hm
Final result in OK is 64-36 GOP win *BUT* this was a Trump+58 seat, so that's a 29-point overperformance for Dems. Also two smaller overperformances in deep-blue VA districts—but it's usually hard to run up the score in a lopsided district.
Our Big Board: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Our Big Board: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
February 11, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Seeing a lot about these ~30-point swings in deep red districts lately...
Hm
Hm
If you had told me one year ago how I would feel about these two governors one year hence, I would not have believed you
February 11, 2026 at 1:30 AM
If you had told me one year ago how I would feel about these two governors one year hence, I would not have believed you
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Fallout memes are back baybee
February 8, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Fallout memes are back baybee
Still fucking laughing at this
I can fucking hear her
I can fucking hear her
sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
February 10, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Still fucking laughing at this
I can fucking hear her
I can fucking hear her
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remembering those stories about the fall of the ancient Roman empire where people further towards the periphery would learn the empire fell when the literal bridges fell into the river from under their feet
This is the stuff people need to remember when Republicans claim they care about working class and rural people
FEMA denies disaster aid for 2025 flooding, leaving NEK towns scrambling - VTDigger
Towns including Sutton, Burke, Sheffield and Wheelock must find other ways to fund their recovery, which could include raising taxes for residents.
vtdigger.org
February 10, 2026 at 10:24 PM
remembering those stories about the fall of the ancient Roman empire where people further towards the periphery would learn the empire fell when the literal bridges fell into the river from under their feet
Insider Apocalypting
Jesus has an opportunity to do the funniest thing, while also making a fucking killing on Polymarket.
a society losing the plot in real time
February 10, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Insider Apocalypting
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sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
Remember, everyone --
FLANGED ENDS
FLANGED ENDS
February 10, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Remember, everyone --
FLANGED ENDS
FLANGED ENDS
ADHD nerds unite!
the people who seem to be thriving the most are all the general purpose nerds who read everything and are comfortable task switching every 30 seconds as long as it doesn't get boring
February 10, 2026 at 9:53 PM
ADHD nerds unite!
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Prince of Persia was an experiment in rotoscoping. It put lifelike animation on '80s home computers.
Designer Jordan Mechner converted VHS tapes and movie footage into pixels -- and went way beyond the tech of his time. We explore: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/how-the-li...
Designer Jordan Mechner converted VHS tapes and movie footage into pixels -- and went way beyond the tech of his time. We explore: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/how-the-li...
February 9, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Prince of Persia was an experiment in rotoscoping. It put lifelike animation on '80s home computers.
Designer Jordan Mechner converted VHS tapes and movie footage into pixels -- and went way beyond the tech of his time. We explore: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/how-the-li...
Designer Jordan Mechner converted VHS tapes and movie footage into pixels -- and went way beyond the tech of his time. We explore: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/how-the-li...
They're high on their own propaganda supply and not only expect to be treated as the center of the universe, but need/demand that we praise them and tell them how cool they are in the process
Paraphrasing something said recently: They don't want monuments built, they want us to want to build them.
Paraphrasing something said recently: They don't want monuments built, they want us to want to build them.
The endless whining about not being placed at the center of the universe at all times is self-degrading.
February 10, 2026 at 7:01 PM
They're high on their own propaganda supply and not only expect to be treated as the center of the universe, but need/demand that we praise them and tell them how cool they are in the process
Paraphrasing something said recently: They don't want monuments built, they want us to want to build them.
Paraphrasing something said recently: They don't want monuments built, they want us to want to build them.
lmao fuck yeah
McIVER: Do you consider yourself a religious man?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
February 10, 2026 at 5:38 PM
lmao fuck yeah
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i fucking love this place i’ll never leave
February 10, 2026 at 12:16 AM
i fucking love this place i’ll never leave
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Bill Maher is slowly becoming Mac’s mom on always sunny
February 10, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Bill Maher is slowly becoming Mac’s mom on always sunny
If you're not advising a performer in the adult entertainment industry then you should never need to say this cursed shit
hey quick question how do we fix whatever cultural circumstances made this sentence possible
February 10, 2026 at 7:39 AM
If you're not advising a performer in the adult entertainment industry then you should never need to say this cursed shit
He doesn't fucking miss, ladies and gents
WIP 2
February 10, 2026 at 7:37 AM
He doesn't fucking miss, ladies and gents
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don't carry maga's water for them. don't try to work out how there's some secret loophole in the constitution that magically ends democracy. there isn't. that's the whole fucking point you fucking dopes
February 9, 2026 at 11:33 PM
don't carry maga's water for them. don't try to work out how there's some secret loophole in the constitution that magically ends democracy. there isn't. that's the whole fucking point you fucking dopes
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I swear to God, Bluesky is a text based social media app where a significant portion of the userbase functionally cannot read
February 10, 2026 at 2:31 AM
I swear to God, Bluesky is a text based social media app where a significant portion of the userbase functionally cannot read
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loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.
February 8, 2026 at 12:55 AM
loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.
And to think, after I saw Hell or High Water the first time, I thought this would be a guy who I really wouldn't be able to help but to love
...... *Ahem*
Lol
(That movie still rips though)
...... *Ahem*
Lol
(That movie still rips though)
dude has so many of the exact same show.. all the yellowstones.. landman.. etc. there's even one about the special cattle cops
February 10, 2026 at 6:11 AM
And to think, after I saw Hell or High Water the first time, I thought this would be a guy who I really wouldn't be able to help but to love
...... *Ahem*
Lol
(That movie still rips though)
...... *Ahem*
Lol
(That movie still rips though)
Ketamine is a hell of a drug
Wait. You mean the guy who just tweeted Mars takes to long so he’s all about the moon… but last year said the opposite? That guy?
February 10, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Ketamine is a hell of a drug