Dark Bobby 🇵🇸🔻
@darkbobby.bsky.social
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Dark Bobby 🇵🇸🔻
@darkbobby.bsky.social
· Nov 25
i put the laughter in manslaughter
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Woke up dainty af again
September 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Woke up dainty af again
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HER: once you’re in the family, there’s no getting out. Capisce?
ME: *whispering to my boyfriend* what kind of Olive Garden is this?
ME: *whispering to my boyfriend* what kind of Olive Garden is this?
September 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
HER: once you’re in the family, there’s no getting out. Capisce?
ME: *whispering to my boyfriend* what kind of Olive Garden is this?
ME: *whispering to my boyfriend* what kind of Olive Garden is this?
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Any funds donated to @AncomAnthony on Venmo will go directly to the wellbeing of my twondisabled trans partners i provide for(including @astralin.sisc.one!) donations are appreciated greatly and rewarded with kitty pictures
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venmo.com
June 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Any funds donated to @AncomAnthony on Venmo will go directly to the wellbeing of my twondisabled trans partners i provide for(including @astralin.sisc.one!) donations are appreciated greatly and rewarded with kitty pictures
venmo.com/code?user_id...
venmo.com/code?user_id...
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Fuck ai. Fuck Ukraine. Fuck zelenskyy. Fuck israel. Fuck trump. Fuck musk. Fuck Dems. Fuck Republicans. Fuck CNN and MSNBC. Fuck fox news. Fuck the Senate and the House. Fuck the scotus and the executive branch of dysfunction. Fuck all of it.
March 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Fuck ai. Fuck Ukraine. Fuck zelenskyy. Fuck israel. Fuck trump. Fuck musk. Fuck Dems. Fuck Republicans. Fuck CNN and MSNBC. Fuck fox news. Fuck the Senate and the House. Fuck the scotus and the executive branch of dysfunction. Fuck all of it.
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Maybe I’ll sleep when my baby graduates from high school
September 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Maybe I’ll sleep when my baby graduates from high school
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your honor, what's the wifi
September 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
your honor, what's the wifi
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Before you swipe right on anyone, you need to swipe right on yourself first bro.
September 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Before you swipe right on anyone, you need to swipe right on yourself first bro.
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My vagina is a load-bearing wall.
September 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
My vagina is a load-bearing wall.
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As a courtesy, I always try to conceal my venom as politely as possible.
September 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
As a courtesy, I always try to conceal my venom as politely as possible.
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growing a gf in my backyard
June 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
growing a gf in my backyard
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Deadlifting 850lbs right as the chorus of Party in the USA hits
Deadlifting 650lbs right as the fast part of Rap God hits
September 20, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Deadlifting 850lbs right as the chorus of Party in the USA hits
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Back in my day we had hope for the future
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Back in my day we had hope for the future
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exact is short for exactually
September 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
exact is short for exactually
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Getting road head on a bicycle
September 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Getting road head on a bicycle
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First date idea: I keep farting and vehemently refuse to stop
September 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
First date idea: I keep farting and vehemently refuse to stop
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watching other countries ban fascists from public office and successfully impeach incompetent leaders
April 4, 2025 at 12:40 PM
watching other countries ban fascists from public office and successfully impeach incompetent leaders
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A glory hole for compliments
September 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
A glory hole for compliments
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No woman here owes you anything, not even a response.
Delete your account, put down the booze and talk to a therapist.
Delete your account, put down the booze and talk to a therapist.
September 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
No woman here owes you anything, not even a response.
Delete your account, put down the booze and talk to a therapist.
Delete your account, put down the booze and talk to a therapist.
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Oh you're damaged like me..even better.
September 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Oh you're damaged like me..even better.
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Do you find it difficult to drink only one cup of coffee at a time, or are you a non human robot
September 19, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Do you find it difficult to drink only one cup of coffee at a time, or are you a non human robot
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Can't really engage with a findom without some fin
September 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Can't really engage with a findom without some fin
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coming to the conclusion that she wasn’t born at all much less with it
July 12, 2025 at 5:10 AM
coming to the conclusion that she wasn’t born at all much less with it