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King of Forklifts
#1 Forklift Poster On This Dang App
Fuck fascism
#1 Forklift Poster On This Dang App
Fuck fascism
I need a full, 60 page psychological workup on Olivia Nuzzi. What the absolute fuck was going through her head
January 3, 2026 at 1:59 PM
I need a full, 60 page psychological workup on Olivia Nuzzi. What the absolute fuck was going through her head
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Every american who expressed some sentiment along the lines of "russians have a duty to overthrow their government," the cards are on the table. Do the right thing
January 3, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Every american who expressed some sentiment along the lines of "russians have a duty to overthrow their government," the cards are on the table. Do the right thing
AND MY WIFE FINALLY GOT A CALL BACK FROM THE DEALER, BOTH OF OUR CARS WILL BE FIXED LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IT'S A BATTERY PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK FUCKING GOD I'M SO GLAD THAT I DON'T HAVE TO REPLACE A STARTER
Please please please let my car problem be as easy to fix as a bad battery pleeeeeeeaaaaassseee let my starter and wiring harness be intact I am to emotionally attached to this car to give it up
January 3, 2026 at 1:45 PM
AND MY WIFE FINALLY GOT A CALL BACK FROM THE DEALER, BOTH OF OUR CARS WILL BE FIXED LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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“Cyclopean Grunts with John Fetterman”
January 3, 2026 at 2:27 AM
“Cyclopean Grunts with John Fetterman”
Gimme Three Steps is an all time banger
January 3, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Gimme Three Steps is an all time banger
One of my steam friends has started playing 4 different games in the last 10 minutes. godspeed
January 3, 2026 at 11:55 AM
One of my steam friends has started playing 4 different games in the last 10 minutes. godspeed
IT'S A BATTERY PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK FUCKING GOD I'M SO GLAD THAT I DON'T HAVE TO REPLACE A STARTER
Please please please let my car problem be as easy to fix as a bad battery pleeeeeeeaaaaassseee let my starter and wiring harness be intact I am to emotionally attached to this car to give it up
January 3, 2026 at 11:47 AM
IT'S A BATTERY PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK FUCKING GOD I'M SO GLAD THAT I DON'T HAVE TO REPLACE A STARTER
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growing older is realizing that the “beans, beans the magical fruit” schoolyard rhyme is not just silly childhood nonsense but is actually a handy mnemonic about the benefits of eating fiber-dense foods
January 3, 2026 at 4:50 AM
growing older is realizing that the “beans, beans the magical fruit” schoolyard rhyme is not just silly childhood nonsense but is actually a handy mnemonic about the benefits of eating fiber-dense foods
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Oops, I'm still ending my Google searches with "reddit 2025"
January 2, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Oops, I'm still ending my Google searches with "reddit 2025"
Looking at the snow outside of my window, dreaming about the cat tails on the banks of my pawpaw's pond, hearing my mom telling me not to get too close to the water. It's the tail end of Mardi Gras break, the weather is cold but not unbearable
January 2, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Looking at the snow outside of my window, dreaming about the cat tails on the banks of my pawpaw's pond, hearing my mom telling me not to get too close to the water. It's the tail end of Mardi Gras break, the weather is cold but not unbearable
I would love to believe this, but sadly I as a human am also aware of the last decade of dem messaging and because of that, hold absolutely zero hope that anything will change.
My very strong suspicion is that the left/right axis and the fight/don't-fight axis are in the process of unlinking, and that the fight/don't-fight split is emerging as the core struggle in the Democratic Party.
We seriously need to separate the left/right axis from the fight/don’t fight axis.
January 2, 2026 at 1:38 PM
I would love to believe this, but sadly I as a human am also aware of the last decade of dem messaging and because of that, hold absolutely zero hope that anything will change.
The 20th anniversary of my mom's death is rapidly approaching. I'm engaging in mental warfare with myself, the enemy is keeping me from getting my violin out and playing the same song I played for her eulogy. I will defeat this enemy. This enemy has no power over me. I'm 30 fuckin years old
January 2, 2026 at 1:16 PM
The 20th anniversary of my mom's death is rapidly approaching. I'm engaging in mental warfare with myself, the enemy is keeping me from getting my violin out and playing the same song I played for her eulogy. I will defeat this enemy. This enemy has no power over me. I'm 30 fuckin years old
LinkedIn post:
Some people will fall all over themselves closing their porn tabs after they nut...not me. I'm comfortable and confident with who I am, which is why you should buy my course for just $10,000usd per week
Some people will fall all over themselves closing their porn tabs after they nut...not me. I'm comfortable and confident with who I am, which is why you should buy my course for just $10,000usd per week
January 2, 2026 at 12:37 PM
LinkedIn post:
Some people will fall all over themselves closing their porn tabs after they nut...not me. I'm comfortable and confident with who I am, which is why you should buy my course for just $10,000usd per week
Some people will fall all over themselves closing their porn tabs after they nut...not me. I'm comfortable and confident with who I am, which is why you should buy my course for just $10,000usd per week
Please please please let my car problem be as easy to fix as a bad battery pleeeeeeeaaaaassseee let my starter and wiring harness be intact I am to emotionally attached to this car to give it up
January 2, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Please please please let my car problem be as easy to fix as a bad battery pleeeeeeeaaaaassseee let my starter and wiring harness be intact I am to emotionally attached to this car to give it up
This has gotta be a good sign
January 1, 2026 at 10:51 PM
This has gotta be a good sign
This is the New Year Crab. Say 'Happy New Year' or he will pinch your peanus
January 1, 2026 at 8:14 AM
This is the New Year Crab. Say 'Happy New Year' or he will pinch your peanus
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January 1, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Wife and I are doing this rn
Smoke weed and jork it
January 1, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Wife and I are doing this rn
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Smoke weed and jork it
January 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Smoke weed and jork it
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doing a final 2025 push for this, trying to find work to fund my art but the search is not going great. i have most of the craft supplies but still need the software, that's the biggest hurdle rn. if i can manage to reach 100% goal i can get a dedicated camera too. appreciate all the support!!
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December 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
doing a final 2025 push for this, trying to find work to fund my art but the search is not going great. i have most of the craft supplies but still need the software, that's the biggest hurdle rn. if i can manage to reach 100% goal i can get a dedicated camera too. appreciate all the support!!
DBZ Abridged is extremely important to me, I first watched it more than 11 years ago, shortly after meeting my wife
What was your biggest impact on the internet?
Mine was a group effort, but I'm proud of it.
Mine was a group effort, but I'm proud of it.
December 31, 2025 at 12:24 PM
DBZ Abridged is extremely important to me, I first watched it more than 11 years ago, shortly after meeting my wife
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White House Doctor: Trump Has Far More Bones Than Any Prior President https://theonion.com/white-house-doctor-trump-has-far-more-bones-than-any-prior-president/
December 31, 2025 at 1:00 AM
White House Doctor: Trump Has Far More Bones Than Any Prior President https://theonion.com/white-house-doctor-trump-has-far-more-bones-than-any-prior-president/
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December 31, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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