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King of Forklifts

#1 Forklift Poster On This Dang App

Fuck fascism
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I need to make $666 in the next week to make sure my accounts dont get overdrawn when all the bills come out lmao, this year is fucking diabolical.
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I'm a true Bethesda head in that I had a blast with starfield while also agreeing with most of the criticisms
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 AM
finally getting around to playing cyberpunk after buying it like 2 years ago, they moved the fucken free legendary mantis blades. so i'm omw to poland
November 11, 2025 at 6:55 AM
he loves sneaking one paw onto the keyboard while I'm distracted, telling him how sweet and handsome he is
November 11, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Which grusha are you
November 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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His shit would remain cranked for YEARS. It seemed like no one would ever crank their shit as crazy as he did. Until September 2022, when a new gooner began cranking it, a gooner known...as jerkmaster69 *bwooooow*
November 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Summoning Salt: "he needed to crank his shit crazy style...and then, he did"
November 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
If I'm giving you a 30% tip you better bring that food to my fuckin door
November 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Hey if you see this and hate musk then donate to trans people who need mutual aid
November 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
There's a few thousand of them at least
somewhere in the US there’s a white lady avoiding trans fat because she thinks that’s fat they put in the food to make people trans.
November 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Truly shocking, I am utterly shocked
Nobody could have predicted this:
November 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
This technology would bring america to it's knees
I for one will welcome our Chinese overlords #Beerjacket #China #Tsingtao
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
November 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Take note now: I am EXTREMELY willing to call anyone out on bullshit
November 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Me nudging Sanguinius and showing him my phone
We Don't Call 9-1-1
November 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Honestly, might drive down there to see it. It's 2 hours, 18 minutes away from me, located in Carmel, IN. We don't have a truck to unload tonight, I'm not worried about wasting my energy.
My wife went to the most expensive Lowe's store ever built and wouldn't even send me a picture of their lumber department
November 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
My wife went to the most expensive Lowe's store ever built and wouldn't even send me a picture of their lumber department
November 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
my favorite minecraft prison escape youtuber came out as trans and I require all of you to subscribe to her. her name on youtube is ivorytv and she fucking rules

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvRc...
behind the mask
YouTube video by IvoryTV
www.youtube.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
it's time to bring back chorgo mode
November 8, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Curious how many people know me from when I was going chorgo mode on the TL during the very early stages of the pandemic
[hushed tone] chorgo mode
November 8, 2025 at 1:49 PM
essential lore for true Chorg Heads: chorgus is always capable of smacking around the German chancellor. Many times he chooses not to, to maintain positive relations between Germany and Chorgistan.
November 8, 2025 at 1:48 PM
chorgus and @lexistenti.al meetup happening in december, prepare your loved ones for the extinction event
November 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
chorgus and @lexistenti.al meetup happening in december, prepare your loved ones for the extinction event
November 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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To be 100% clear: I love my wife more than anything, she is my sunrise and my sunset and everything in between, and I will ritualistically murder anyone who makes fun of her. Only I am allowed to do that.
November 8, 2025 at 1:23 PM
My wife is making a 3 hour drive. She left 1 hour and 17 minutes ago. She has already stopped twice.

We're making a 16 hour drive in one shot in december. I'm anticipating that it'll take roughly 35 hours
November 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM