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@godkingchorgus.bsky.social
King of Forklifts
#1 Forklift Poster On This Dang App
Fuck fascism
#1 Forklift Poster On This Dang App
Fuck fascism
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I need to make $666 in the next week to make sure my accounts dont get overdrawn when all the bills come out lmao, this year is fucking diabolical.
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I need to make $666 in the next week to make sure my accounts dont get overdrawn when all the bills come out lmao, this year is fucking diabolical.
I'm a true Bethesda head in that I had a blast with starfield while also agreeing with most of the criticisms
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I'm a true Bethesda head in that I had a blast with starfield while also agreeing with most of the criticisms
finally getting around to playing cyberpunk after buying it like 2 years ago, they moved the fucken free legendary mantis blades. so i'm omw to poland
November 11, 2025 at 6:55 AM
finally getting around to playing cyberpunk after buying it like 2 years ago, they moved the fucken free legendary mantis blades. so i'm omw to poland
he loves sneaking one paw onto the keyboard while I'm distracted, telling him how sweet and handsome he is
November 11, 2025 at 6:46 AM
he loves sneaking one paw onto the keyboard while I'm distracted, telling him how sweet and handsome he is
Which grusha are you
November 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Which grusha are you
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His shit would remain cranked for YEARS. It seemed like no one would ever crank their shit as crazy as he did. Until September 2022, when a new gooner began cranking it, a gooner known...as jerkmaster69 *bwooooow*
November 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
His shit would remain cranked for YEARS. It seemed like no one would ever crank their shit as crazy as he did. Until September 2022, when a new gooner began cranking it, a gooner known...as jerkmaster69 *bwooooow*
Summoning Salt: "he needed to crank his shit crazy style...and then, he did"
November 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Summoning Salt: "he needed to crank his shit crazy style...and then, he did"
If I'm giving you a 30% tip you better bring that food to my fuckin door
November 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
If I'm giving you a 30% tip you better bring that food to my fuckin door
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Hey if you see this and hate musk then donate to trans people who need mutual aid
November 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Hey if you see this and hate musk then donate to trans people who need mutual aid
There's a few thousand of them at least
somewhere in the US there’s a white lady avoiding trans fat because she thinks that’s fat they put in the food to make people trans.
November 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
There's a few thousand of them at least
Truly shocking, I am utterly shocked
November 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Truly shocking, I am utterly shocked
This technology would bring america to it's knees
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
This technology would bring america to it's knees
Take note now: I am EXTREMELY willing to call anyone out on bullshit
November 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Take note now: I am EXTREMELY willing to call anyone out on bullshit
Me nudging Sanguinius and showing him my phone
November 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Me nudging Sanguinius and showing him my phone
Honestly, might drive down there to see it. It's 2 hours, 18 minutes away from me, located in Carmel, IN. We don't have a truck to unload tonight, I'm not worried about wasting my energy.
My wife went to the most expensive Lowe's store ever built and wouldn't even send me a picture of their lumber department
November 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Honestly, might drive down there to see it. It's 2 hours, 18 minutes away from me, located in Carmel, IN. We don't have a truck to unload tonight, I'm not worried about wasting my energy.
My wife went to the most expensive Lowe's store ever built and wouldn't even send me a picture of their lumber department
November 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
My wife went to the most expensive Lowe's store ever built and wouldn't even send me a picture of their lumber department
my favorite minecraft prison escape youtuber came out as trans and I require all of you to subscribe to her. her name on youtube is ivorytv and she fucking rules
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvRc...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvRc...
behind the mask
YouTube video by IvoryTV
www.youtube.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
my favorite minecraft prison escape youtuber came out as trans and I require all of you to subscribe to her. her name on youtube is ivorytv and she fucking rules
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvRc...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvRc...
it's time to bring back chorgo mode
November 8, 2025 at 1:57 PM
it's time to bring back chorgo mode
Curious how many people know me from when I was going chorgo mode on the TL during the very early stages of the pandemic
[hushed tone] chorgo mode
November 8, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Curious how many people know me from when I was going chorgo mode on the TL during the very early stages of the pandemic
essential lore for true Chorg Heads: chorgus is always capable of smacking around the German chancellor. Many times he chooses not to, to maintain positive relations between Germany and Chorgistan.
November 8, 2025 at 1:48 PM
essential lore for true Chorg Heads: chorgus is always capable of smacking around the German chancellor. Many times he chooses not to, to maintain positive relations between Germany and Chorgistan.
chorgus and @lexistenti.al meetup happening in december, prepare your loved ones for the extinction event
November 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
chorgus and @lexistenti.al meetup happening in december, prepare your loved ones for the extinction event
chorgus and @lexistenti.al meetup happening in december, prepare your loved ones for the extinction event
November 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
chorgus and @lexistenti.al meetup happening in december, prepare your loved ones for the extinction event
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To be 100% clear: I love my wife more than anything, she is my sunrise and my sunset and everything in between, and I will ritualistically murder anyone who makes fun of her. Only I am allowed to do that.
November 8, 2025 at 1:23 PM
To be 100% clear: I love my wife more than anything, she is my sunrise and my sunset and everything in between, and I will ritualistically murder anyone who makes fun of her. Only I am allowed to do that.
My wife is making a 3 hour drive. She left 1 hour and 17 minutes ago. She has already stopped twice.
We're making a 16 hour drive in one shot in december. I'm anticipating that it'll take roughly 35 hours
We're making a 16 hour drive in one shot in december. I'm anticipating that it'll take roughly 35 hours
November 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM
My wife is making a 3 hour drive. She left 1 hour and 17 minutes ago. She has already stopped twice.
We're making a 16 hour drive in one shot in december. I'm anticipating that it'll take roughly 35 hours
We're making a 16 hour drive in one shot in december. I'm anticipating that it'll take roughly 35 hours