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@godkingchorgus.bsky.social
King of Forklifts
#1 Forklift Poster On This Dang App
Fuck fascism
#1 Forklift Poster On This Dang App
Fuck fascism
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Fucking tremors are too bad to continue posting for now, urgency keeps rising: what is the step after 'high'? Extreme? Something like that! Please spread the word, could really really use like 250 by tomorrow!
Reclassifying the urgency of the first stage of fundraising to high after doing some calculations. Any amount appreciated alliteratively.
Let's start 2026 with a hopeful campaign!
As traditionally sales lag in January and also France turns out to be expensive I'm setting the goal at 3500. At least half of that is moderately urgent!
Art: random, but theming it Mediterranean!
Paypal in bio, if you're European: bank info in the DMs!
As traditionally sales lag in January and also France turns out to be expensive I'm setting the goal at 3500. At least half of that is moderately urgent!
Art: random, but theming it Mediterranean!
Paypal in bio, if you're European: bank info in the DMs!
January 7, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Fucking tremors are too bad to continue posting for now, urgency keeps rising: what is the step after 'high'? Extreme? Something like that! Please spread the word, could really really use like 250 by tomorrow!
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Just had a flash of marketing brilliance. Cigarette company called "Dromedaries". Mascot: Don Dromedary
January 7, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Just had a flash of marketing brilliance. Cigarette company called "Dromedaries". Mascot: Don Dromedary
I'd like it to be known that I said this before people went fucking batshit insane about parker. The freaks who chased parker away should be sentenced to The Pit
Leave the furries alone. Let the dog have tits
January 7, 2026 at 6:34 AM
I'd like it to be known that I said this before people went fucking batshit insane about parker. The freaks who chased parker away should be sentenced to The Pit
I should've changed the wipers on my car months ago holy shit
January 7, 2026 at 1:54 AM
I should've changed the wipers on my car months ago holy shit
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You guys expect us to buy Obama's lame duck legacy was the fault of an obstructionist Republican minority but Dems are powerless to do any of that while we do Lebensraum
A lot of people are mad at Schumer for saying this. But he's right. Democrats don't control a single branch of government and they can't pass anything. Only Republicans can rein in Trump because they control both chambers of Congress. Democrats have no cards to play here.
Schumer: "Republicans must -- if there was ever a time, they must step up to the plate. This is the time. And if they don't, they're gonna feel the heat from their constituents."
January 5, 2026 at 7:43 PM
You guys expect us to buy Obama's lame duck legacy was the fault of an obstructionist Republican minority but Dems are powerless to do any of that while we do Lebensraum
Leave the furries alone. Let the dog have tits
January 5, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Leave the furries alone. Let the dog have tits
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Lmao my wife doesn't think that Olive Garden uses explosive tip ammunition in their anti material rifles 🤣🤣🤣
January 4, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Lmao my wife doesn't think that Olive Garden uses explosive tip ammunition in their anti material rifles 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah I just broke the my apartment to the liquor store no seatbelt speedrun world record
January 4, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Yeah I just broke the my apartment to the liquor store no seatbelt speedrun world record
My wife, just now: "isn't it weird that marshmallows always taste a little bit like blood?"
January 4, 2026 at 4:43 PM
My wife, just now: "isn't it weird that marshmallows always taste a little bit like blood?"
God I missed driving a manual car so badly, feel like Timo Mäkinen
January 4, 2026 at 1:51 AM
God I missed driving a manual car so badly, feel like Timo Mäkinen
Yeah I changed the battery in my car by myself, only needed one shock from the AED so I'm getting better at it
January 4, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Yeah I changed the battery in my car by myself, only needed one shock from the AED so I'm getting better at it
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military mom here. my son just sent me pictures of his raid on venezuela. holy shit. jesus christ.
January 3, 2026 at 9:11 PM
military mom here. my son just sent me pictures of his raid on venezuela. holy shit. jesus christ.
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Every liberal or """moderate""" politician "condemning" the annexation of Venezuela prefaces their statement with "Maduro deserves the be hung for crimes I imagined in my head but this is bad for reasons I won't articulate and is just impolite" is why voting will never work.
January 3, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Every liberal or """moderate""" politician "condemning" the annexation of Venezuela prefaces their statement with "Maduro deserves the be hung for crimes I imagined in my head but this is bad for reasons I won't articulate and is just impolite" is why voting will never work.
I need a full, 60 page psychological workup on Olivia Nuzzi. What the absolute fuck was going through her head
January 3, 2026 at 1:59 PM
I need a full, 60 page psychological workup on Olivia Nuzzi. What the absolute fuck was going through her head
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Every american who expressed some sentiment along the lines of "russians have a duty to overthrow their government," the cards are on the table. Do the right thing
January 3, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Every american who expressed some sentiment along the lines of "russians have a duty to overthrow their government," the cards are on the table. Do the right thing
AND MY WIFE FINALLY GOT A CALL BACK FROM THE DEALER, BOTH OF OUR CARS WILL BE FIXED LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IT'S A BATTERY PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK FUCKING GOD I'M SO GLAD THAT I DON'T HAVE TO REPLACE A STARTER
Please please please let my car problem be as easy to fix as a bad battery pleeeeeeeaaaaassseee let my starter and wiring harness be intact I am to emotionally attached to this car to give it up
January 3, 2026 at 1:45 PM
AND MY WIFE FINALLY GOT A CALL BACK FROM THE DEALER, BOTH OF OUR CARS WILL BE FIXED LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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“Cyclopean Grunts with John Fetterman”
January 3, 2026 at 2:27 AM
“Cyclopean Grunts with John Fetterman”
Gimme Three Steps is an all time banger
January 3, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Gimme Three Steps is an all time banger
One of my steam friends has started playing 4 different games in the last 10 minutes. godspeed
January 3, 2026 at 11:55 AM
One of my steam friends has started playing 4 different games in the last 10 minutes. godspeed
IT'S A BATTERY PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK FUCKING GOD I'M SO GLAD THAT I DON'T HAVE TO REPLACE A STARTER
Please please please let my car problem be as easy to fix as a bad battery pleeeeeeeaaaaassseee let my starter and wiring harness be intact I am to emotionally attached to this car to give it up
January 3, 2026 at 11:47 AM
IT'S A BATTERY PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK FUCKING GOD I'M SO GLAD THAT I DON'T HAVE TO REPLACE A STARTER
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growing older is realizing that the “beans, beans the magical fruit” schoolyard rhyme is not just silly childhood nonsense but is actually a handy mnemonic about the benefits of eating fiber-dense foods
January 3, 2026 at 4:50 AM
growing older is realizing that the “beans, beans the magical fruit” schoolyard rhyme is not just silly childhood nonsense but is actually a handy mnemonic about the benefits of eating fiber-dense foods
