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I am a lady but I swear and talk about sex a lot and draw dirty pervert pictures so be forewarned. (she/her)
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Honestly perfect Rosalina casting, no notes.
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Absolute carnage in the family group chat as my cousin posts a Christmas riddle from her fiancé’s office that no one can figure out, only to find that someone in the office got ChatGPT to make up the riddle and it’s gibberish that doesn’t have a solution
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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To sum up this thread, given recent events in the Chicagoland area due to ICE activity, for the safety of all attendees, especially international attendees, I am calling on @furfest.org to ban tactical gear & modern police/military costumes from the con space

That is the least I can ask from MFF
Furries, we need to talk about something very important. With Midwest FurFest just a month away, we need to address the elephant in the room

For the past few months, ICE, Border Patrol, & other federal agents have been storming throughout the Chicago area, where MFF is located (1/5)
new: federal agents have targeted rideshare drivers at o'hare on at least ten separate days since october 10.

in some cases, agents returned to abduct drivers multiple times in a single day, taking as many as ten to 20 people each time.

via @dmbrown-tboy.bsky.social:
November 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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See, look, U.S.A., it's this easy

(and should have been done immediately upon the knowledge that these cheats and grifters were STEALING our work)
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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“If Schumer really wanted to use his considerable influence and leverage to stop this, he could have done that,” a senior Democratic Senate aide tells Zeteo. “He didn’t.”
Furious Liberals Call for Schumer to Step Aside, Senate Dems Mostly Quiet
After their shutdown surrender, liberal lawmakers are begging their base to unite behind them anyway – as Trumpland celebrates that their opposition is a bunch of 'p*ssies.'
zeteo.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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www.dsausa.org/chapters/

btw if you too are just so over this shit and would like to meet with a group of people also over this shit and starting to make moves to be done with this shit

find local chapter, see if they do orientation meetings (many offer it over Zoom so you don't have to travel!)
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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It might help your mental health to remind yourself that anybody you see still defending Democrats after shit like this have basically the same brain as the guys who still send emails trying to get Zack Snyder put back in charge of the DC movies. Strange, sad brains not worth your anger.
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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October 20, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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October 11, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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It’s not about “purity politics” or whatever the current buzzword is, it’s about making sure that, at critical moments, you didn’t put up a popular coward who’ll fail every trolley problem they’re handed
November 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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If you’ve historically been a “vote blue no matter who” type, it’d be cool if you could use this moment to understand why vilifying leftists who actually do think it matters is basically a psyop you accidentally fell for. This is why people warn you about guys like Newsom.
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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I am JUST old enough to have caught a taste of the Before Times as a young adult, and yeah, I have pretty much universally found that under-30 LGBTs *literally do not believe you* when you tell them how significant the turnaround has been, and HOLY HELL does it leave me frustrated at times.
*deep breath*

Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 y
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Oh sure you think Chuck Schumer is “caving” and “wants to ruin all the momentum” and “is horrible at politics” but what if I was to tell you that this old crazy man ran the idea by an imaginary married Irish American couple that exists only in his mind and they think it’s great politics
November 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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One more time for the cis people in the comments. We aren't voting for him. Stop pretending like you're an ally if you advocate for this motherfucker. He hasn't even announced his candidacy and you're already on his dick. It isn't even the midterms; it's 2025. Fuck all the way off with that shit.
Newsom: "It's not about rule of law anymore. It's rule of Don. He's choosing which court decisions he agrees with. He's quite literally running an extortion racket. He's doing it with some of the most powerful corporate leaders. What does everything have in common? Tariffs. They're about leverage"
November 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
In addition to this, Kane was reckless but the danger wasn’t as clear to him as it is to the audience. Eggs normally produce helpless babies, not superfast death machines, and he didn’t know he was in a horror movie.
“WHY WOULD ANYONE LOOK INSIDE AN ALIEN EGG??” this is why:
November 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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If it’s not too early for this annual reminder: remember not to give one single penny to these guys this Christmas.
What looks like a trap, and is actually a trap?
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.

PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.

DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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If you never watched old Italian horror movies, you have no idea just how hard the soundtracks went.

This is a movie about a writer being stalked by a killer. I want you to imagine what the theme is gonna sound like. Got an idea in your head? Imagine it before pressing play.
Tenebrae
YouTube video by Claudio Simonetti - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Democrats won big on Tuesday and Chuck is panicking that the beautiful, sacred helplessness might be coming to an end
SCHUMER is on the floor now making this offer to end the shutdown:

Clean CR
Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills
1-year ACA funding extension
Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care

"This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."
November 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM