Sassafras
@sasuga.bsky.social
I am a lady but I swear and talk about sex a lot and draw dirty pervert pictures so be forewarned. (she/her)
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i see a lot of posts on here that remind me that even very intelligent people don't seem to realize that you can simply not look at the Discover feed and only see the people you follow, like how social media used to work when people actually liked it
January 5, 2026 at 3:50 AM
i see a lot of posts on here that remind me that even very intelligent people don't seem to realize that you can simply not look at the Discover feed and only see the people you follow, like how social media used to work when people actually liked it
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what if people could just be normal online
January 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM
what if people could just be normal online
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
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“wow look at this performative male” actually, that’s a guy reading a book
January 4, 2026 at 2:55 PM
“wow look at this performative male” actually, that’s a guy reading a book
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extremely fucked up that “performative” now means “caring about anything”
January 4, 2026 at 2:54 PM
extremely fucked up that “performative” now means “caring about anything”
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this one is called mushroom puppy :)
December 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
this one is called mushroom puppy :)
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
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to @troubledminnesotan.bsky.social, Happy new year my friend.
January 4, 2026 at 12:14 AM
to @troubledminnesotan.bsky.social, Happy new year my friend.
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I’d like to propose an end to troop worship
“I fight for your freedom”
Since when?
“I fight for your freedom”
Since when?
January 3, 2026 at 1:31 PM
I’d like to propose an end to troop worship
“I fight for your freedom”
Since when?
“I fight for your freedom”
Since when?
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Why do we call it a “pair of pants” because it has 2 legs, but we don’t call it a “pair of asses” when it has 2 cheeks?
January 4, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Why do we call it a “pair of pants” because it has 2 legs, but we don’t call it a “pair of asses” when it has 2 cheeks?
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"Attorneys get their clients off on technicalities!"
If my client is walking on a "technicality," it's because either the state, their bank, or their landlord BROKE THE LAW and therefore should not win.
If my client is walking on a "technicality," it's because either the state, their bank, or their landlord BROKE THE LAW and therefore should not win.
January 4, 2026 at 2:18 AM
"Attorneys get their clients off on technicalities!"
If my client is walking on a "technicality," it's because either the state, their bank, or their landlord BROKE THE LAW and therefore should not win.
If my client is walking on a "technicality," it's because either the state, their bank, or their landlord BROKE THE LAW and therefore should not win.
Remember a month ago when those democrats did a video reminding military personnel to not follow illegal orders and everyone lost their minds? I guess they didn’t need to bother because the hashtag-resistance pre-forgave the poor innocent 23-year-olds.
January 4, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Remember a month ago when those democrats did a video reminding military personnel to not follow illegal orders and everyone lost their minds? I guess they didn’t need to bother because the hashtag-resistance pre-forgave the poor innocent 23-year-olds.
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look i don't know how to tell people this in a way that they will actually learn but if someone is telling you to commit a war crime or go to jail you go to fucking jail.
January 3, 2026 at 8:45 PM
look i don't know how to tell people this in a way that they will actually learn but if someone is telling you to commit a war crime or go to jail you go to fucking jail.
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Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
January 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
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This Tokyo subway poster warning passengers not to rush onto trains gets updated every year to match the Chinese zodiac. (This year it’s the year of the horse.)
January 3, 2026 at 12:54 PM
This Tokyo subway poster warning passengers not to rush onto trains gets updated every year to match the Chinese zodiac. (This year it’s the year of the horse.)
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Sometimes I think about Harris‘s ”most lethal military in the world” line from her DNC speech and today is one of those days
January 3, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Sometimes I think about Harris‘s ”most lethal military in the world” line from her DNC speech and today is one of those days
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Jack Black has fired Kyle Gass from Tenacious D for his insufficient condemnation of the Maduro Administration
January 3, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Jack Black has fired Kyle Gass from Tenacious D for his insufficient condemnation of the Maduro Administration
When Trump is gone and we have someone even worse, liberals will be saying “I wasn’t a fan of Trump but he was a step up from what we got now.” Romanticizing the past is how we ended up in a steady decline.
January 3, 2026 at 3:43 PM
When Trump is gone and we have someone even worse, liberals will be saying “I wasn’t a fan of Trump but he was a step up from what we got now.” Romanticizing the past is how we ended up in a steady decline.
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Being wistful and nostalgic about this evil piece of shit because he had “decorum” and “civility” is fucking embarrassing. Keep thinking like this and you and every other feckless middle of the road Dem are gonna help these ghouls usher in a thousand-year reich.
January 2, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Being wistful and nostalgic about this evil piece of shit because he had “decorum” and “civility” is fucking embarrassing. Keep thinking like this and you and every other feckless middle of the road Dem are gonna help these ghouls usher in a thousand-year reich.
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The consequences for lying us into Iraq were not only “nothing” but outright rehabilitation of Bush as a “compassionate conservative” who was part of a noble dying breed so why should anyone waste the time justifying this one
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 12:02 PM
The consequences for lying us into Iraq were not only “nothing” but outright rehabilitation of Bush as a “compassionate conservative” who was part of a noble dying breed so why should anyone waste the time justifying this one
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"Cognitive amplifier tools" son it's a Teddy Ruxpin that makes teenagers commit suicide.
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella says people should move beyond calling AI 'slop'
"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
January 3, 2026 at 1:45 AM
"Cognitive amplifier tools" son it's a Teddy Ruxpin that makes teenagers commit suicide.
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HARRY POTTER HAS LEFT THE FORTNITE ITEM SHOP
January 3, 2026 at 12:29 AM
HARRY POTTER HAS LEFT THE FORTNITE ITEM SHOP
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Is there any precedent for powerful people claiming that a nonsentient process has a personality behind it that only they and their fellow experts can understand and speak for and it knows everything and can do anything and wants to help and also it will destroy us if we dont give it what it wants
January 2, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Is there any precedent for powerful people claiming that a nonsentient process has a personality behind it that only they and their fellow experts can understand and speak for and it knows everything and can do anything and wants to help and also it will destroy us if we dont give it what it wants