Sassafras
@sasuga.bsky.social
I am a lady but I swear and talk about sex a lot and draw dirty pervert pictures so be forewarned. (she/her)
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MEDIOCRE JOURNO: (bad take)
TWITTER REPLIES: you seem jewish, it'd be a shame if you were attacked, here's your home address
BLUESKY REPLIES: you're helping fascists. you're in the wrong vocation b/c you're objectively awful at this
MEDIOCRE JOURNO: (sobbing) bluesky is so much worse than twitter
TWITTER REPLIES: you seem jewish, it'd be a shame if you were attacked, here's your home address
BLUESKY REPLIES: you're helping fascists. you're in the wrong vocation b/c you're objectively awful at this
MEDIOCRE JOURNO: (sobbing) bluesky is so much worse than twitter
September 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
MEDIOCRE JOURNO: (bad take)
TWITTER REPLIES: you seem jewish, it'd be a shame if you were attacked, here's your home address
BLUESKY REPLIES: you're helping fascists. you're in the wrong vocation b/c you're objectively awful at this
MEDIOCRE JOURNO: (sobbing) bluesky is so much worse than twitter
TWITTER REPLIES: you seem jewish, it'd be a shame if you were attacked, here's your home address
BLUESKY REPLIES: you're helping fascists. you're in the wrong vocation b/c you're objectively awful at this
MEDIOCRE JOURNO: (sobbing) bluesky is so much worse than twitter
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
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every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"
November 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"
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Well I can see Bluesky is handling a PR crisis in their normal competent manner
November 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Well I can see Bluesky is handling a PR crisis in their normal competent manner
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The value of reading history is you know that in 1860 there were abolitionists who were so demoralized that they thought chattel slavery would be permanent. 5 years later those still alive had lived to see its end.
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The value of reading history is you know that in 1860 there were abolitionists who were so demoralized that they thought chattel slavery would be permanent. 5 years later those still alive had lived to see its end.
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please enjoy brand new tingler BISEXUALLY POUNDED TO CONTRASTING DEGREES BY THE LEFT AND RIGHT LENSES OF MY GLASSES BECAUSE MY PRESCRIPTION IS DIFFERENT IN EACH EYE out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0G1SDWK9V/ or true buckaroo tier patreon www.patreon.com/posts/bisexu...
November 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
please enjoy brand new tingler BISEXUALLY POUNDED TO CONTRASTING DEGREES BY THE LEFT AND RIGHT LENSES OF MY GLASSES BECAUSE MY PRESCRIPTION IS DIFFERENT IN EACH EYE out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0G1SDWK9V/ or true buckaroo tier patreon www.patreon.com/posts/bisexu...
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Well, fuck. Revoking any and all Peripeteia recommendations (and I wish I could un-back it on Kickstarter) based on the very thinly veiled transphobia from the dev (the first one in the screenshots here).
I hate this.
I hate this.
Acquaintance grabbed these screencaps. Idk if it's getting purged.
"Second stage is people rejecting conspiracy discourse" is genuinely hilarious, I gotta teach em a little about Yakub and maybe they'll change their tune
"Second stage is people rejecting conspiracy discourse" is genuinely hilarious, I gotta teach em a little about Yakub and maybe they'll change their tune
November 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Well, fuck. Revoking any and all Peripeteia recommendations (and I wish I could un-back it on Kickstarter) based on the very thinly veiled transphobia from the dev (the first one in the screenshots here).
I hate this.
I hate this.
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Honestly perfect Rosalina casting, no notes.
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Honestly perfect Rosalina casting, no notes.
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Absolute carnage in the family group chat as my cousin posts a Christmas riddle from her fiancé’s office that no one can figure out, only to find that someone in the office got ChatGPT to make up the riddle and it’s gibberish that doesn’t have a solution
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Absolute carnage in the family group chat as my cousin posts a Christmas riddle from her fiancé’s office that no one can figure out, only to find that someone in the office got ChatGPT to make up the riddle and it’s gibberish that doesn’t have a solution
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To sum up this thread, given recent events in the Chicagoland area due to ICE activity, for the safety of all attendees, especially international attendees, I am calling on @furfest.org to ban tactical gear & modern police/military costumes from the con space
That is the least I can ask from MFF
That is the least I can ask from MFF
Furries, we need to talk about something very important. With Midwest FurFest just a month away, we need to address the elephant in the room
For the past few months, ICE, Border Patrol, & other federal agents have been storming throughout the Chicago area, where MFF is located (1/5)
For the past few months, ICE, Border Patrol, & other federal agents have been storming throughout the Chicago area, where MFF is located (1/5)
new: federal agents have targeted rideshare drivers at o'hare on at least ten separate days since october 10.
in some cases, agents returned to abduct drivers multiple times in a single day, taking as many as ten to 20 people each time.
via @dmbrown-tboy.bsky.social:
in some cases, agents returned to abduct drivers multiple times in a single day, taking as many as ten to 20 people each time.
via @dmbrown-tboy.bsky.social:
November 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
To sum up this thread, given recent events in the Chicagoland area due to ICE activity, for the safety of all attendees, especially international attendees, I am calling on @furfest.org to ban tactical gear & modern police/military costumes from the con space
That is the least I can ask from MFF
That is the least I can ask from MFF
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See, look, U.S.A., it's this easy
(and should have been done immediately upon the knowledge that these cheats and grifters were STEALING our work)
(and should have been done immediately upon the knowledge that these cheats and grifters were STEALING our work)
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
See, look, U.S.A., it's this easy
(and should have been done immediately upon the knowledge that these cheats and grifters were STEALING our work)
(and should have been done immediately upon the knowledge that these cheats and grifters were STEALING our work)
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“If Schumer really wanted to use his considerable influence and leverage to stop this, he could have done that,” a senior Democratic Senate aide tells Zeteo. “He didn’t.”
Furious Liberals Call for Schumer to Step Aside, Senate Dems Mostly Quiet
After their shutdown surrender, liberal lawmakers are begging their base to unite behind them anyway – as Trumpland celebrates that their opposition is a bunch of 'p*ssies.'
zeteo.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
“If Schumer really wanted to use his considerable influence and leverage to stop this, he could have done that,” a senior Democratic Senate aide tells Zeteo. “He didn’t.”
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www.dsausa.org/chapters/
btw if you too are just so over this shit and would like to meet with a group of people also over this shit and starting to make moves to be done with this shit
find local chapter, see if they do orientation meetings (many offer it over Zoom so you don't have to travel!)
btw if you too are just so over this shit and would like to meet with a group of people also over this shit and starting to make moves to be done with this shit
find local chapter, see if they do orientation meetings (many offer it over Zoom so you don't have to travel!)
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
www.dsausa.org/chapters/
btw if you too are just so over this shit and would like to meet with a group of people also over this shit and starting to make moves to be done with this shit
find local chapter, see if they do orientation meetings (many offer it over Zoom so you don't have to travel!)
btw if you too are just so over this shit and would like to meet with a group of people also over this shit and starting to make moves to be done with this shit
find local chapter, see if they do orientation meetings (many offer it over Zoom so you don't have to travel!)
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It might help your mental health to remind yourself that anybody you see still defending Democrats after shit like this have basically the same brain as the guys who still send emails trying to get Zack Snyder put back in charge of the DC movies. Strange, sad brains not worth your anger.
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
It might help your mental health to remind yourself that anybody you see still defending Democrats after shit like this have basically the same brain as the guys who still send emails trying to get Zack Snyder put back in charge of the DC movies. Strange, sad brains not worth your anger.
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November 10, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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It’s not about “purity politics” or whatever the current buzzword is, it’s about making sure that, at critical moments, you didn’t put up a popular coward who’ll fail every trolley problem they’re handed
November 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
It’s not about “purity politics” or whatever the current buzzword is, it’s about making sure that, at critical moments, you didn’t put up a popular coward who’ll fail every trolley problem they’re handed
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If you’ve historically been a “vote blue no matter who” type, it’d be cool if you could use this moment to understand why vilifying leftists who actually do think it matters is basically a psyop you accidentally fell for. This is why people warn you about guys like Newsom.
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
If you’ve historically been a “vote blue no matter who” type, it’d be cool if you could use this moment to understand why vilifying leftists who actually do think it matters is basically a psyop you accidentally fell for. This is why people warn you about guys like Newsom.
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I am JUST old enough to have caught a taste of the Before Times as a young adult, and yeah, I have pretty much universally found that under-30 LGBTs *literally do not believe you* when you tell them how significant the turnaround has been, and HOLY HELL does it leave me frustrated at times.
*deep breath*
Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 y
Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 y
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I am JUST old enough to have caught a taste of the Before Times as a young adult, and yeah, I have pretty much universally found that under-30 LGBTs *literally do not believe you* when you tell them how significant the turnaround has been, and HOLY HELL does it leave me frustrated at times.
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Oh sure you think Chuck Schumer is “caving” and “wants to ruin all the momentum” and “is horrible at politics” but what if I was to tell you that this old crazy man ran the idea by an imaginary married Irish American couple that exists only in his mind and they think it’s great politics
November 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Oh sure you think Chuck Schumer is “caving” and “wants to ruin all the momentum” and “is horrible at politics” but what if I was to tell you that this old crazy man ran the idea by an imaginary married Irish American couple that exists only in his mind and they think it’s great politics
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football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
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