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@famousmortimer.bsky.social
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· Dec 23
SOME PEOPLE (AWFUL): every ceo should die!
OTHER PEOPLE (AWFUL): no ceos should die!
ME (A WISE JUDGE): we shall cut the ceos in half
OTHER PEOPLE (AWFUL): no ceos should die!
ME (A WISE JUDGE): we shall cut the ceos in half
"may you live in interesting times" no thank you. I've done that enough & want it to stop please. boring times only from now on, like "saturday in 1984 & the only thing on is pro bowling or an old movie" boring
"interesting times" thing starting to sound more like a curse, has anyone noticed that
"interesting times" thing starting to sound more like a curse, has anyone noticed that
January 25, 2026 at 5:43 AM
"may you live in interesting times" no thank you. I've done that enough & want it to stop please. boring times only from now on, like "saturday in 1984 & the only thing on is pro bowling or an old movie" boring
"interesting times" thing starting to sound more like a curse, has anyone noticed that
"interesting times" thing starting to sound more like a curse, has anyone noticed that
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Protesters chanting "We're not cold, we're not afraid, Minne[apolis/sota] taught us to be brave" in Boston tonight outside Government Center station.
January 25, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Protesters chanting "We're not cold, we're not afraid, Minne[apolis/sota] taught us to be brave" in Boston tonight outside Government Center station.
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I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal
January 25, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal
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I just want to point out that Alex Pretti became a registered nurse in early 2021 -- the height of death from Covid. And he chose the ICU, the sickest patients, in Veterans Affairs.
January 24, 2026 at 10:33 PM
I just want to point out that Alex Pretti became a registered nurse in early 2021 -- the height of death from Covid. And he chose the ICU, the sickest patients, in Veterans Affairs.
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they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
January 24, 2026 at 7:48 PM
they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
JAMES MADISON: (finishing the constitution) the god-given rights of the people are safe
BEN FRANKLIN: so we can use a bump stock to kill dozens from a hotel in las vegas?
JM: ofc
BF: and we can carry legally if we think an unaccountable federal agency threatens our safety?
JM: don't be stupid
BEN FRANKLIN: so we can use a bump stock to kill dozens from a hotel in las vegas?
JM: ofc
BF: and we can carry legally if we think an unaccountable federal agency threatens our safety?
JM: don't be stupid
sorry, but the Founding Fathers' original intent for the 2nd Amendment was always *just* to do school shootings
January 24, 2026 at 11:14 PM
JAMES MADISON: (finishing the constitution) the god-given rights of the people are safe
BEN FRANKLIN: so we can use a bump stock to kill dozens from a hotel in las vegas?
JM: ofc
BF: and we can carry legally if we think an unaccountable federal agency threatens our safety?
JM: don't be stupid
BEN FRANKLIN: so we can use a bump stock to kill dozens from a hotel in las vegas?
JM: ofc
BF: and we can carry legally if we think an unaccountable federal agency threatens our safety?
JM: don't be stupid
just thinking about "be best". first lady of this regime had as her signature issue "don't be mean on the internet"
January 24, 2026 at 11:00 PM
just thinking about "be best". first lady of this regime had as her signature issue "don't be mean on the internet"
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There quite literally needs to be memorials to the fallen in Minneapolis. This is a resistance worth memorializing in the most literal of ways.
glory to the martyrs, we're going to win, and there will be justice
January 24, 2026 at 10:13 PM
There quite literally needs to be memorials to the fallen in Minneapolis. This is a resistance worth memorializing in the most literal of ways.
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I attempted to go to an ICE patrol training here in LA this morning and they had to turn most of us away because of capacity issues and even as I was leaving I saw a ton more folks showing up
so that’s how well their attempts to scare everyone away are going, even in the face of murder
so that’s how well their attempts to scare everyone away are going, even in the face of murder
January 24, 2026 at 7:29 PM
I attempted to go to an ICE patrol training here in LA this morning and they had to turn most of us away because of capacity issues and even as I was leaving I saw a ton more folks showing up
so that’s how well their attempts to scare everyone away are going, even in the face of murder
so that’s how well their attempts to scare everyone away are going, even in the face of murder
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On one side is a nurse and a poet dying while saying “Are you okay?” and “I'm not even mad at you dude"
And on the other side are armed officers of the state saying “Boo hoo” and “Fucking bitch.”
And they want you to believe the first side are the domestic terrorists.
And on the other side are armed officers of the state saying “Boo hoo” and “Fucking bitch.”
And they want you to believe the first side are the domestic terrorists.
Alex Pretti’s last words were “are you ok?” said the woman next to him who ICE also pepper sprayed in the face.
January 24, 2026 at 8:31 PM
On one side is a nurse and a poet dying while saying “Are you okay?” and “I'm not even mad at you dude"
And on the other side are armed officers of the state saying “Boo hoo” and “Fucking bitch.”
And they want you to believe the first side are the domestic terrorists.
And on the other side are armed officers of the state saying “Boo hoo” and “Fucking bitch.”
And they want you to believe the first side are the domestic terrorists.
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We’re supposed to believe this is a domestic terrorist attacking ICE with a gun
January 24, 2026 at 9:35 PM
We’re supposed to believe this is a domestic terrorist attacking ICE with a gun
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they have absolutely no choice but to lie, there is no video that makes this look like less than an execution by the security state
January 24, 2026 at 9:33 PM
they have absolutely no choice but to lie, there is no video that makes this look like less than an execution by the security state
fed agents love to pretend that they could be murdered at any time, but everyone - including the feds - knows that the resistance in mn is non-violent. the thugs who executed alex pretti knew full well that he presented no danger whatsoever to them. they just wanted to kill someone
January 24, 2026 at 9:37 PM
fed agents love to pretend that they could be murdered at any time, but everyone - including the feds - knows that the resistance in mn is non-violent. the thugs who executed alex pretti knew full well that he presented no danger whatsoever to them. they just wanted to kill someone
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- DC/PR/USVI statehood
- Enlarging the House
- MMDs
- New VRA
- Totally revamping SCOTUS: bsky.app/profile/mcop...
- Automatic universal voter registration
- Rewriting the "national emergency" laws: bsky.app/profile/mcop...
- Subordinating the Senate: bsky.app/profile/mcop...
Etc.
- Enlarging the House
- MMDs
- New VRA
- Totally revamping SCOTUS: bsky.app/profile/mcop...
- Automatic universal voter registration
- Rewriting
- Subordinating the Senate: bsky.app/profile/mcop...
Etc.
👇🎯💯
Again, the needs to be & all the committees & commissions that want to Do A Popularism & focus on Kitchen Table Issues are engaged in a category mistake about What Democrats Must Do the next time they ever have power.
bsky.app/profile/mcop...
Again, the
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the thing that the next dem candidate for president will have to understand and have to explain is that this court, with these powers, will not let a democratic president or a democratic majority govern, and that president and that majority will have to respond accordingly.
August 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
- DC/PR/USVI statehood
- Enlarging the House
- MMDs
- New VRA
- Totally revamping SCOTUS: bsky.app/profile/mcop...
- Automatic universal voter registration
- Rewriting the "national emergency" laws: bsky.app/profile/mcop...
- Subordinating the Senate: bsky.app/profile/mcop...
Etc.
- Enlarging the House
- MMDs
- New VRA
- Totally revamping SCOTUS: bsky.app/profile/mcop...
- Automatic universal voter registration
- Rewriting
- Subordinating the Senate: bsky.app/profile/mcop...
Etc.
"please don't destroy our own city" the protestors not only aren't destroying the city, they're the only ones protecting it. local cops might want to take notes
O'Hara: "We ask everyone to remain calm and to please not destroy our own city"
January 24, 2026 at 8:40 PM
"please don't destroy our own city" the protestors not only aren't destroying the city, they're the only ones protecting it. local cops might want to take notes
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he knows that we know he's lying. he's telling us we're all terrorists to him. he's telling us that to dissent is now a capital crime. he's telling us they'll shoot us, too, and they'll say we deserved it.
January 24, 2026 at 8:08 PM
he knows that we know he's lying. he's telling us we're all terrorists to him. he's telling us that to dissent is now a capital crime. he's telling us they'll shoot us, too, and they'll say we deserved it.
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Doesn’t it make you crazy? Doesn’t it turn your blood to fucking gasoline?
People are being executed in the street over a problem that straight up does not exist and both parties are complicit in the lie
January 24, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Doesn’t it make you crazy? Doesn’t it turn your blood to fucking gasoline?
"what are walz/frey supposed to do?"
send the police that they and only they command to arrest the murderer & their accomplices
"ice has more guns"
if ice points their guns at state or local cops, they issue warrants for the ice agents who obstructed, then get on tv & tell people what's happening
send the police that they and only they command to arrest the murderer & their accomplices
"ice has more guns"
if ice points their guns at state or local cops, they issue warrants for the ice agents who obstructed, then get on tv & tell people what's happening
January 24, 2026 at 8:05 PM
"what are walz/frey supposed to do?"
send the police that they and only they command to arrest the murderer & their accomplices
"ice has more guns"
if ice points their guns at state or local cops, they issue warrants for the ice agents who obstructed, then get on tv & tell people what's happening
send the police that they and only they command to arrest the murderer & their accomplices
"ice has more guns"
if ice points their guns at state or local cops, they issue warrants for the ice agents who obstructed, then get on tv & tell people what's happening
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I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.
January 24, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.
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People are being executed in the street over a problem that straight up does not exist and both parties are complicit in the lie
January 24, 2026 at 5:49 PM
People are being executed in the street over a problem that straight up does not exist and both parties are complicit in the lie
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/6 Watch, as this unfolds, two key things: (1) how blatantly the Gestapo will lie, and demand that you ignore what you can see plainly, and (2) how uselessly, how pathetically, how impotently the media will treat those lies and dither at this murder, craven publicists to evil.
January 24, 2026 at 7:36 PM
/6 Watch, as this unfolds, two key things: (1) how blatantly the Gestapo will lie, and demand that you ignore what you can see plainly, and (2) how uselessly, how pathetically, how impotently the media will treat those lies and dither at this murder, craven publicists to evil.
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Treat the US government and ICE claims like you'd treat a Russian government claim after they've shot down an airliner or bombed a hospital. America 2026.
January 24, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Treat the US government and ICE claims like you'd treat a Russian government claim after they've shot down an airliner or bombed a hospital. America 2026.
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Let’s be clear: anyone defending the Trump Administration after watching masked, anonymous agents assault a man, pepper spray him, then fire 5+ rounds into his back is irretrievably complicit in political terrorism.
January 24, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Let’s be clear: anyone defending the Trump Administration after watching masked, anonymous agents assault a man, pepper spray him, then fire 5+ rounds into his back is irretrievably complicit in political terrorism.
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/2 The official policy of Trump supporters is that they support anything this government does.
Treat them accordingly.
Treat them accordingly.
January 24, 2026 at 7:19 PM
/2 The official policy of Trump supporters is that they support anything this government does.
Treat them accordingly.
Treat them accordingly.
ATTN: @governorwalz.mn.gov
All I see is federal agents getting violent with residents, over and over, while Democratic leaders repeatedly tell those residents to calm down and not do anything in response. This is not sustainable.
January 24, 2026 at 7:24 PM
ATTN: @governorwalz.mn.gov