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@famousmortimer.bsky.social
aka famous mortimer, director of several shows, music videos, and films (including "Coupon: The Movie")
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@famousmortimer.bsky.social
· Dec 23
SOME PEOPLE (AWFUL): every ceo should die!
OTHER PEOPLE (AWFUL): no ceos should die!
ME (A WISE JUDGE): we shall cut the ceos in half
OTHER PEOPLE (AWFUL): no ceos should die!
ME (A WISE JUDGE): we shall cut the ceos in half
(yelling at my writers) what is this shit?!? everyone thinks I'm a weirdo and it's your fault
November 11, 2025 at 8:23 AM
(yelling at my writers) what is this shit?!? everyone thinks I'm a weirdo and it's your fault
the person in crocs is mario batali
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 AM
the person in crocs is mario batali
using the face off machine to commit voter fraud
November 11, 2025 at 6:54 AM
using the face off machine to commit voter fraud
funniest thing about FACE-OFF is that at the end they give the main characters a new child to replace the one that died. it's extremely explicit! basically just "he looks like the other kid, let's just swap him in & we don't even need to change our little family hand gestures." deeply fucked up tbh
rewatching FACE-OFF and john travolta is *terrible*. awful boss, lousy cop, bad husband, worse father. although, if you want someone to kick nicholas cage into a tunnel behind a running jet engine, he's your man
November 11, 2025 at 6:39 AM
funniest thing about FACE-OFF is that at the end they give the main characters a new child to replace the one that died. it's extremely explicit! basically just "he looks like the other kid, let's just swap him in & we don't even need to change our little family hand gestures." deeply fucked up tbh
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anyway if dems think I'm gonna forget this shit in 5 months, they're wrong. if they think I'm gonna forget it in 5 years, they're wrong. they have fully convinced me that purging the party of these inept losers in the senate is more important than retaking the senate in the next election cycle
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
anyway if dems think I'm gonna forget this shit in 5 months, they're wrong. if they think I'm gonna forget it in 5 years, they're wrong. they have fully convinced me that purging the party of these inept losers in the senate is more important than retaking the senate in the next election cycle
A TEAM OF DOCTORS: welcome back to the face-off machine. sounds like things got crazy but we're ready to give you your regular face and voice again
ME: remember to put my love handles back please
ME: remember to put my love handles back please
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
A TEAM OF DOCTORS: welcome back to the face-off machine. sounds like things got crazy but we're ready to give you your regular face and voice again
ME: remember to put my love handles back please
ME: remember to put my love handles back please
rewatching FACE-OFF and john travolta is *terrible*. awful boss, lousy cop, bad husband, worse father. although, if you want someone to kick nicholas cage into a tunnel behind a running jet engine, he's your man
November 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
rewatching FACE-OFF and john travolta is *terrible*. awful boss, lousy cop, bad husband, worse father. although, if you want someone to kick nicholas cage into a tunnel behind a running jet engine, he's your man
I'm proposing 10,000-year mortgages. buy a house with a payment of $3/month
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I'm proposing 10,000-year mortgages. buy a house with a payment of $3/month
packers aren't going to be able to overcome this lead tbh. the idea of scoring that many points* is a pipe dream
(*=3)
(*=3)
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
packers aren't going to be able to overcome this lead tbh. the idea of scoring that many points* is a pipe dream
(*=3)
(*=3)
welp, played the mars rap for my wife and let's just say that it does not seem to hit as hard for normies
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
welp, played the mars rap for my wife and let's just say that it does not seem to hit as hard for normies
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history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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This is why this surrender isn't just about this narrow issue but is rather the whole constitutional ballgame:
Democrats are affirmatively signaling they do not want political power at the same time Trump is transitioning the political system into an autocratic one wherein they're denied it forever
Democrats are affirmatively signaling they do not want political power at the same time Trump is transitioning the political system into an autocratic one wherein they're denied it forever
Not that he didn’t already know, but now Trump knows for sure he can roll the Dems every time and there’s no need to negotiate for anything
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
This is why this surrender isn't just about this narrow issue but is rather the whole constitutional ballgame:
Democrats are affirmatively signaling they do not want political power at the same time Trump is transitioning the political system into an autocratic one wherein they're denied it forever
Democrats are affirmatively signaling they do not want political power at the same time Trump is transitioning the political system into an autocratic one wherein they're denied it forever
REPUBLICAN ELECTEDS: our base is a tiny minority of the electorate, but as our most loyal & engaged supporters their voices are the most important to us
DEMOCRATIC ELECTEDS: our base is a tiny minority of the electorate, so fuck them. oh, so the crazy commies are mad at us? oh nooo, I'm sooo scared
DEMOCRATIC ELECTEDS: our base is a tiny minority of the electorate, so fuck them. oh, so the crazy commies are mad at us? oh nooo, I'm sooo scared
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
REPUBLICAN ELECTEDS: our base is a tiny minority of the electorate, but as our most loyal & engaged supporters their voices are the most important to us
DEMOCRATIC ELECTEDS: our base is a tiny minority of the electorate, so fuck them. oh, so the crazy commies are mad at us? oh nooo, I'm sooo scared
DEMOCRATIC ELECTEDS: our base is a tiny minority of the electorate, so fuck them. oh, so the crazy commies are mad at us? oh nooo, I'm sooo scared
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All across America last week, Dems showed up and generally kicked the piss out of the Republicans who are hellbent on destroying our country and our freedoms.
To have a bunch of squishy, out of touch Senators completely sell us out just as the Republicans were starting to crack sucks.
To have a bunch of squishy, out of touch Senators completely sell us out just as the Republicans were starting to crack sucks.
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
All across America last week, Dems showed up and generally kicked the piss out of the Republicans who are hellbent on destroying our country and our freedoms.
To have a bunch of squishy, out of touch Senators completely sell us out just as the Republicans were starting to crack sucks.
To have a bunch of squishy, out of touch Senators completely sell us out just as the Republicans were starting to crack sucks.
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Our political system is fundamentally broken. It was not designed to represent the will of the people and it is incapable of doing so today.
The people don't want a king. The people don't want Democrats to surrender. The people don't want only two parties.
The people don't want any of this.
The people don't want a king. The people don't want Democrats to surrender. The people don't want only two parties.
The people don't want any of this.
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Our political system is fundamentally broken. It was not designed to represent the will of the people and it is incapable of doing so today.
The people don't want a king. The people don't want Democrats to surrender. The people don't want only two parties.
The people don't want any of this.
The people don't want a king. The people don't want Democrats to surrender. The people don't want only two parties.
The people don't want any of this.
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Senate primary recruitment is so much tougher than for other races. But if there’s any cycle where someone goes for it instead of waiting their turn it should be this one.
Since the Democrats worked extra hard to hide who actually supported this, I think the No Kings/Resistance position should be to primary every Democrat unless they publicly call for Schumer's ouster this week
Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Senate primary recruitment is so much tougher than for other races. But if there’s any cycle where someone goes for it instead of waiting their turn it should be this one.
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
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if you genuinely think Schumer and Democratic leadership opposed this & Republicans coincidentally got exactly the number of votes they needed to avoid a filibuster and none of those votes are from Democratic Senators who are up for reelection in the midterms next year, I have a bridge to sell you.
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
if you genuinely think Schumer and Democratic leadership opposed this & Republicans coincidentally got exactly the number of votes they needed to avoid a filibuster and none of those votes are from Democratic Senators who are up for reelection in the midterms next year, I have a bridge to sell you.
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The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
so currently defectors are:
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
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there was a whole Discourse about why leftists can’t admit that Sydney Sweeney is hot and yet… I give you “kind of pretty in a way” as a description of this woman
November 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
there was a whole Discourse about why leftists can’t admit that Sydney Sweeney is hot and yet… I give you “kind of pretty in a way” as a description of this woman
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They’re wearing masks so they can’t be prosecuted later. As long as they think they can’t be prosecuted, their crimes will intensify. They will torture, starve and kill, as they have already, on greater and greater scale.
Signed, someone who’s covered the unaccountable War on Terror for 23 years.
Signed, someone who’s covered the unaccountable War on Terror for 23 years.
I’ve come to believe that we need to gather considerable forces and a campaign to demand the removal of face masks by ICE, Border Patrol, FBI and police.
It is a practice in conflict with the principles of transparency & accountability that are central to the concept of democracy.
It is a practice in conflict with the principles of transparency & accountability that are central to the concept of democracy.
Video on social media shows an immigration agent pulling a gun in Little Village and holding it to the side — which is not an appropriate or safe way to hold a gun. (Among other issues.)
November 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
They’re wearing masks so they can’t be prosecuted later. As long as they think they can’t be prosecuted, their crimes will intensify. They will torture, starve and kill, as they have already, on greater and greater scale.
Signed, someone who’s covered the unaccountable War on Terror for 23 years.
Signed, someone who’s covered the unaccountable War on Terror for 23 years.
gonna wait like a week and a half and then make the best zohran text meme of them all. in related news I'm about to upload the definitive harlem shake video
November 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
gonna wait like a week and a half and then make the best zohran text meme of them all. in related news I'm about to upload the definitive harlem shake video
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Doublethink might’ve finally reached a limit in (1) “we’re totally in charge, nothing can stand in our way, everything is great” and (2) “things are awful and getting worse, we’re powerless, it’s all the minority party’s doing.”
Especially when the people in charge grin as they say “getting worse.”
Especially when the people in charge grin as they say “getting worse.”
November 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Doublethink might’ve finally reached a limit in (1) “we’re totally in charge, nothing can stand in our way, everything is great” and (2) “things are awful and getting worse, we’re powerless, it’s all the minority party’s doing.”
Especially when the people in charge grin as they say “getting worse.”
Especially when the people in charge grin as they say “getting worse.”