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· Dec 23
SOME PEOPLE (AWFUL): every ceo should die!
OTHER PEOPLE (AWFUL): no ceos should die!
ME (A WISE JUDGE): we shall cut the ceos in half
OTHER PEOPLE (AWFUL): no ceos should die!
ME (A WISE JUDGE): we shall cut the ceos in half
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I feel like letting every president of my lifetime get away with Unlimited War Crimes was a serious mistake
January 3, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I feel like letting every president of my lifetime get away with Unlimited War Crimes was a serious mistake
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It's illegal for the president to relieve student loan debt. It's completely fine for the president to unilaterally decide to have the head of a foreign nation black bagged on foreign soil.
January 3, 2026 at 2:36 PM
It's illegal for the president to relieve student loan debt. It's completely fine for the president to unilaterally decide to have the head of a foreign nation black bagged on foreign soil.
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Blows my mind that some of the same journalists who see Trump as a want-to-be dictator at home are earnestly discussing the "challenges" for this same man to "bring democracy" to a country it just illegal invaded. Please grow up.
January 3, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Blows my mind that some of the same journalists who see Trump as a want-to-be dictator at home are earnestly discussing the "challenges" for this same man to "bring democracy" to a country it just illegal invaded. Please grow up.
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so to put a finer point on it, and knowing this may sound melodramatic because time makes fools of us all: i think we're living in a different world today than we were yesterday. an appreciably different, and worse, world. and i think that this will be clear — soon.
January 4, 2026 at 2:38 AM
so to put a finer point on it, and knowing this may sound melodramatic because time makes fools of us all: i think we're living in a different world today than we were yesterday. an appreciably different, and worse, world. and i think that this will be clear — soon.
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as a packers fan, I demand that both of these teams lose
NO TIE. BOTH LOSE
NO TIE. BOTH LOSE
January 4, 2026 at 3:24 AM
as a packers fan, I demand that both of these teams lose
NO TIE. BOTH LOSE
NO TIE. BOTH LOSE
is there a reason that fox is playing a different mediocre bad company cover at every commercial
January 4, 2026 at 2:56 AM
is there a reason that fox is playing a different mediocre bad company cover at every commercial
thank you senator schiff for simply restating what donald trump said. very brave
Donald Trump is clear: he launched this war to remove a foreign leader and now he claims the U.S. will “run the country.”
In other words, Donald Trump wants the U.S. to be an occupying power and control the oil.
In other words, Donald Trump wants the U.S. to be an occupying power and control the oil.
January 4, 2026 at 2:53 AM
thank you senator schiff for simply restating what donald trump said. very brave
this country re-elected him. on purpose. we knew exactly who he was and we re-elected him anyway. it's genuinely unforgiveable
January 4, 2026 at 1:52 AM
this country re-elected him. on purpose. we knew exactly who he was and we re-elected him anyway. it's genuinely unforgiveable
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my favorite thing about football is all the penalties. I just love the little break we get from all that action, and how every time there's an even decently exciting play, every fan's first assumption is that it's coming back. yellow has become my favorite color
January 4, 2026 at 1:29 AM
my favorite thing about football is all the penalties. I just love the little break we get from all that action, and how every time there's an even decently exciting play, every fan's first assumption is that it's coming back. yellow has become my favorite color
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This is how you do it. No preamble to swear to God you don't like Maduro.
January 3, 2026 at 9:23 PM
This is how you do it. No preamble to swear to God you don't like Maduro.
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The aging pedophile who wants to be a king has kidnapped the leader of a sovereign nation without congressional approval.
If the United States had an opposition party, they would treat this as an illegitimate act and start impeachment proceedings immediately.
If the United States had an opposition party, they would treat this as an illegitimate act and start impeachment proceedings immediately.
January 3, 2026 at 2:33 PM
The aging pedophile who wants to be a king has kidnapped the leader of a sovereign nation without congressional approval.
If the United States had an opposition party, they would treat this as an illegitimate act and start impeachment proceedings immediately.
If the United States had an opposition party, they would treat this as an illegitimate act and start impeachment proceedings immediately.
why the fuck would anyone volunteer for the fucking military at this point lol
yeah yeah I know there are various reasons, none of them even begin to outweigh "a senile pedophile may send you to die for oil, no seriously he will literally say that it's for oil"
yeah yeah I know there are various reasons, none of them even begin to outweigh "a senile pedophile may send you to die for oil, no seriously he will literally say that it's for oil"
January 4, 2026 at 12:17 AM
why the fuck would anyone volunteer for the fucking military at this point lol
yeah yeah I know there are various reasons, none of them even begin to outweigh "a senile pedophile may send you to die for oil, no seriously he will literally say that it's for oil"
yeah yeah I know there are various reasons, none of them even begin to outweigh "a senile pedophile may send you to die for oil, no seriously he will literally say that it's for oil"
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
god I fucking hate this place
January 3, 2026 at 7:54 PM
god I fucking hate this place
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jeffries needs to be the fuck out of office
January 3, 2026 at 5:59 PM
jeffries needs to be the fuck out of office
if I was a praying man, every one of my prayers right now would be massive tos violations
January 3, 2026 at 6:33 PM
if I was a praying man, every one of my prayers right now would be massive tos violations
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i think that people really underestimate reality that
1) administration has no doctrine, it is really about a single, mercurial, and half-awake man
2) the administration is a constantly churning system with factions that rise and fall contextually
3) might not have happened if trump tower caracas
1) administration has no doctrine, it is really about a single, mercurial, and half-awake man
2) the administration is a constantly churning system with factions that rise and fall contextually
3) might not have happened if trump tower caracas
January 3, 2026 at 11:15 AM
i think that people really underestimate reality that
1) administration has no doctrine, it is really about a single, mercurial, and half-awake man
2) the administration is a constantly churning system with factions that rise and fall contextually
3) might not have happened if trump tower caracas
1) administration has no doctrine, it is really about a single, mercurial, and half-awake man
2) the administration is a constantly churning system with factions that rise and fall contextually
3) might not have happened if trump tower caracas
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
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Read this whole thread posted one month ago and shiver.
Plausible worst case scenario with Venezuela in four steps:
1. Rubio and Venezuelan exiles sell the idea of decapitation strikes against Maduro to Trump as the one big thing that solves Venezuela, cartels and Cuba for the US.
1. Rubio and Venezuelan exiles sell the idea of decapitation strikes against Maduro to Trump as the one big thing that solves Venezuela, cartels and Cuba for the US.
January 3, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Read this whole thread posted one month ago and shiver.
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Why? Why spend a second playing this game with war criminals using their framing?
January 3, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Why? Why spend a second playing this game with war criminals using their framing?
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Among the many reasons you don’t kidnap a foreign head of state at gunpoint even if you have the capability, is that it sparks consequences you can neither control nor anticipate.
January 3, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Among the many reasons you don’t kidnap a foreign head of state at gunpoint even if you have the capability, is that it sparks consequences you can neither control nor anticipate.
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it's time to admit that osama bin laden won a total victory over the united states
January 3, 2026 at 10:40 AM
it's time to admit that osama bin laden won a total victory over the united states