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aka famous mortimer, director of several shows, music videos, and films (including "Coupon: The Movie")
if your cv includes the events described in this paragraph you simply shouldn't be allowed within 500 yards of any device capable of recording or transmitting your opinions
November 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
if your cv includes the events described in this paragraph you simply shouldn't be allowed within 500 yards of any device capable of recording or transmitting your opinions
me discovering that my latest grift is being targeted by the menswear guy
November 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
me discovering that my latest grift is being targeted by the menswear guy
van jones really seems to care about a conciliatory and inviting tone. let's find his reaction to trump's "american carnage" speech when he was first inaugurated back in 2017, I'll bet jones didn't like it at ALL, not one b
November 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
van jones really seems to care about a conciliatory and inviting tone. let's find his reaction to trump's "american carnage" speech when he was first inaugurated back in 2017, I'll bet jones didn't like it at ALL, not one b
literally the FIRST THING OUT OF DOUTHAT'S MOUTH is a lie! I have been on the left for a long time and I have yet to meet a liberal or feminist say that men and women are "the same"
that said, I've seen a lot of conservatives try to justify bigotry via fake NaTuRaL DiFfErEnCeS. no like I mean a LOT
that said, I've seen a lot of conservatives try to justify bigotry via fake NaTuRaL DiFfErEnCeS. no like I mean a LOT
November 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
literally the FIRST THING OUT OF DOUTHAT'S MOUTH is a lie! I have been on the left for a long time and I have yet to meet a liberal or feminist say that men and women are "the same"
that said, I've seen a lot of conservatives try to justify bigotry via fake NaTuRaL DiFfErEnCeS. no like I mean a LOT
that said, I've seen a lot of conservatives try to justify bigotry via fake NaTuRaL DiFfErEnCeS. no like I mean a LOT
thinking about her
November 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
thinking about her
THE THIN RED LINE (1998), dir. Terrence Malick
November 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
THE THIN RED LINE (1998), dir. Terrence Malick
inside each of us there are two wolves
November 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
inside each of us there are two wolves
my new edc kit is just a half-case of syrah
October 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
my new edc kit is just a half-case of syrah
maybe the problem here is you wrote too many words
October 31, 2025 at 5:13 AM
maybe the problem here is you wrote too many words
ftr, based on this I assume it's some kind of gotcha - "he's a marine scout sniper" or "I was referring to [good person] who you didn't know had that tattoo" - with the point being that It's Fine and poor graham is A Victim. yet I'm going to stubbornly maintain that nazi tattoos are in fact v bad
October 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
ftr, based on this I assume it's some kind of gotcha - "he's a marine scout sniper" or "I was referring to [good person] who you didn't know had that tattoo" - with the point being that It's Fine and poor graham is A Victim. yet I'm going to stubbornly maintain that nazi tattoos are in fact v bad
what people think the 80s looked like vs what the 80s actually looked like
October 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
what people think the 80s looked like vs what the 80s actually looked like
imo 1989 was a pretty average year for music overall. however, if you were a young teen metalhead looking for something more interesting - and that in a couple of years would serve as your bridge to the alternative era - tremendously exciting things were happening
October 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
imo 1989 was a pretty average year for music overall. however, if you were a young teen metalhead looking for something more interesting - and that in a couple of years would serve as your bridge to the alternative era - tremendously exciting things were happening
this thread is the living embodiment of a classic
October 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
this thread is the living embodiment of a classic
time to strap in again
October 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
time to strap in again
this but for baseball
October 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
this but for baseball
not a portlandonian but at least the awful person is having an awful week, with the highlighted text really capping it off
October 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
not a portlandonian but at least the awful person is having an awful week, with the highlighted text really capping it off