(defending my thesis) the use of "and" separates "the hokey pokey" from the act of turning, and thus the end of each line brings with it the same sad realization: we do not know what the hokey pokey is. what's more, we will *never* know, because the song, rather than informing, mocks us

adding a fourth name to this list

this is a sacrifice I am more than willing to make, she can simply post on bluesky instead

he just outgained the eagles & packers combined

feelings my ass: we need new party leadership because the people currently in those roles aren't up to the job. that "corrupt and malevolent foe" is fucking rolling us. either help bring about the changes everyone knows we need or resign

pretty incredible that elon musk wants for nothing except literally all of the most important things

if I said "There is so much alpha in books from 1870 to 1930, it's unreal" out loud my friends and family would want to know if I was smelling burnt toast

I've done the rental auger thing a few times and it's extremely hard but very satisfying work imo. lots of opportunity for dudes to rock, especially once you concrete and ideally sonotubes get involved

the big pause and then "I am..." just really brought it home too

holy shit that ended up being so much funnier than I expected

"brazil is the country of the future & always will be"

🤝

"we're negotiating a temporary deal that sets things up for the *next* deal to be perfect, and always will be"