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@godkingchorgus.bsky.social
King of Forklifts
#1 Forklift Poster On This Dang App
Fuck fascism
#1 Forklift Poster On This Dang App
Fuck fascism
The face of a man who turns 30 in 23 days
November 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The face of a man who turns 30 in 23 days
he loves sneaking one paw onto the keyboard while I'm distracted, telling him how sweet and handsome he is
November 11, 2025 at 6:46 AM
he loves sneaking one paw onto the keyboard while I'm distracted, telling him how sweet and handsome he is
Which grusha are you
November 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Which grusha are you
it's time to bring back chorgo mode
November 8, 2025 at 1:57 PM
it's time to bring back chorgo mode
Meijer selling this is cultural appropriation
November 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Meijer selling this is cultural appropriation
This image will self destruct when I remember to delete it
November 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
This image will self destruct when I remember to delete it
Wife drew this picture of me. Should I show the image that inspired it
November 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Wife drew this picture of me. Should I show the image that inspired it
What a fucking loser lmfao
November 6, 2025 at 1:15 PM
What a fucking loser lmfao
I know it's alphabetical but it's very funny that you have to expand to see Staten Island
November 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I know it's alphabetical but it's very funny that you have to expand to see Staten Island
May his yields be bountiful
November 4, 2025 at 6:50 AM
May his yields be bountiful
Not many people have been 16 feet in the air at Lowe's
November 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Not many people have been 16 feet in the air at Lowe's
This goes hard when you're microwaving leftover rice and beans
November 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
This goes hard when you're microwaving leftover rice and beans
Guys it's the grink, he's here
November 1, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Guys it's the grink, he's here
Thank y'all so much, both cars have gas now and we're picking up groceries tomorrow morning. My wife and our cat Halloween say thank you (it's also Halloween's gotcha day pls say hbd Halloween)
November 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Thank y'all so much, both cars have gas now and we're picking up groceries tomorrow morning. My wife and our cat Halloween say thank you (it's also Halloween's gotcha day pls say hbd Halloween)
there has never been a sleepier man
October 27, 2025 at 6:25 AM
there has never been a sleepier man
Need a Porsche 911 Dakar with a manual so fuckin bad dude
October 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Need a Porsche 911 Dakar with a manual so fuckin bad dude
if i was selling mouse poison I would probably say "mice love this poison"
October 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
if i was selling mouse poison I would probably say "mice love this poison"
the OSB is lactating
September 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
the OSB is lactating