Chris Truex
@ctruex.bsky.social
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“Dearest social media manager:
Weather conditions are bleak—but the team is hopeful & encouraged by today’s findings.
Note the sewer inspection was a success as you will see in our forthcoming report.
Rest assured, we are well provisioned. I expect to see you soon, safe & thankful.
—Yours, MB”
Weather conditions are bleak—but the team is hopeful & encouraged by today’s findings.
Note the sewer inspection was a success as you will see in our forthcoming report.
Rest assured, we are well provisioned. I expect to see you soon, safe & thankful.
—Yours, MB”
January 15, 2026 at 6:39 PM
“Dearest social media manager:
Weather conditions are bleak—but the team is hopeful & encouraged by today’s findings.
Note the sewer inspection was a success as you will see in our forthcoming report.
Rest assured, we are well provisioned. I expect to see you soon, safe & thankful.
—Yours, MB”
Weather conditions are bleak—but the team is hopeful & encouraged by today’s findings.
Note the sewer inspection was a success as you will see in our forthcoming report.
Rest assured, we are well provisioned. I expect to see you soon, safe & thankful.
—Yours, MB”
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“Dearest manager:
I know not which is worse. The snow that seems to cut my frozen skin like blades—or the wind that fills my ears like the chorus of a thousand wails.
The endurance of the crew of the Easterly treatment plant is a marvel. I press on.
In public service,
@nicoleharvel.bsky.social”
I know not which is worse. The snow that seems to cut my frozen skin like blades—or the wind that fills my ears like the chorus of a thousand wails.
The endurance of the crew of the Easterly treatment plant is a marvel. I press on.
In public service,
@nicoleharvel.bsky.social”
January 15, 2026 at 7:01 PM
“Dearest manager:
I know not which is worse. The snow that seems to cut my frozen skin like blades—or the wind that fills my ears like the chorus of a thousand wails.
The endurance of the crew of the Easterly treatment plant is a marvel. I press on.
In public service,
@nicoleharvel.bsky.social”
I know not which is worse. The snow that seems to cut my frozen skin like blades—or the wind that fills my ears like the chorus of a thousand wails.
The endurance of the crew of the Easterly treatment plant is a marvel. I press on.
In public service,
@nicoleharvel.bsky.social”
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maybe the 6 month old they tear gassed was driving right at them, maybe think about that before you pass judgement
January 15, 2026 at 12:31 PM
maybe the 6 month old they tear gassed was driving right at them, maybe think about that before you pass judgement
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SCAM WARNING: this one almost got me, be careful! apparently most businesses and news outlets are owned by something called a "ruling class" and they're using our money to consolidate power
January 13, 2026 at 3:45 AM
SCAM WARNING: this one almost got me, be careful! apparently most businesses and news outlets are owned by something called a "ruling class" and they're using our money to consolidate power
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Nobody who has ever has a run in with American cops could possibly believe this shit.
This was the inevitable end point of American police training that is made to see everyone as a threat at all times and see themselves as an occupying force.
This was the inevitable end point of American police training that is made to see everyone as a threat at all times and see themselves as an occupying force.
Before Trump, law enforcement were trained to behave professionally. At a traffic stop they would start with words such as "Mam, may I see your drivers license and registration."
ICE evidently trains their goons to start a stop with screamed profanity, quickly followed by violence.
ICE evidently trains their goons to start a stop with screamed profanity, quickly followed by violence.
January 12, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Nobody who has ever has a run in with American cops could possibly believe this shit.
This was the inevitable end point of American police training that is made to see everyone as a threat at all times and see themselves as an occupying force.
This was the inevitable end point of American police training that is made to see everyone as a threat at all times and see themselves as an occupying force.
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Kinda sucks how one day you’ll post stuff like “does the Grinch use the toilet?” and then the next it has to be “I reject those who worship death”
January 7, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Kinda sucks how one day you’ll post stuff like “does the Grinch use the toilet?” and then the next it has to be “I reject those who worship death”
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I’m at the spot where ICE murdered Renee Nicolle Good today, along with my daughter and her bf. Still lots of people here at 11:00 pm. (Avoiding getting anyone in the picture)
It’s beautiful, surreal but still mostly enraging. Abolish ICE.
It’s beautiful, surreal but still mostly enraging. Abolish ICE.
January 8, 2026 at 5:02 AM
I’m at the spot where ICE murdered Renee Nicolle Good today, along with my daughter and her bf. Still lots of people here at 11:00 pm. (Avoiding getting anyone in the picture)
It’s beautiful, surreal but still mostly enraging. Abolish ICE.
It’s beautiful, surreal but still mostly enraging. Abolish ICE.
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This is not who we are. I became an ICE agent because I truly believed in the value of getting a $50,000 signing bonus to violently assault and terrorize anyone I wanted while never getting in trouble for anything. Being held accountable conflicts strongly with my deeply-held personal beliefs
January 7, 2026 at 10:15 PM
This is not who we are. I became an ICE agent because I truly believed in the value of getting a $50,000 signing bonus to violently assault and terrorize anyone I wanted while never getting in trouble for anything. Being held accountable conflicts strongly with my deeply-held personal beliefs
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Abolish ICE is the compromise position.
This is the video.
January 7, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Abolish ICE is the compromise position.
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Listen, he was just doing what he was trained to do during his six-week onboarding at a Holiday Inn Express in Akron.
January 7, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Listen, he was just doing what he was trained to do during his six-week onboarding at a Holiday Inn Express in Akron.
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Despite our record of excellence managing browns for the last 54 years, our reliability working in the trenches, and decades of experience building systems from the ground up, no, we are not in the running for Cleveland's next head coach.
Thank you.
Thank you.
January 5, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Despite our record of excellence managing browns for the last 54 years, our reliability working in the trenches, and decades of experience building systems from the ground up, no, we are not in the running for Cleveland's next head coach.
Thank you.
Thank you.
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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If Maduro is in custody my expectation is the admin will try to hold Dumb Nuremberg. They'll make it a judicial referendum on fentanyl and try to blame Maduro for the deaths from the opiate crisis.
January 3, 2026 at 10:18 AM
If Maduro is in custody my expectation is the admin will try to hold Dumb Nuremberg. They'll make it a judicial referendum on fentanyl and try to blame Maduro for the deaths from the opiate crisis.
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You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
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Okay, we’re up and running. Bob, you manufactured the consent, just like you promised, right?
Bob: Fuck. Oh fuck. Fuckfuckfuckfuck
Bob: Fuck. Oh fuck. Fuckfuckfuckfuck
January 3, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Okay, we’re up and running. Bob, you manufactured the consent, just like you promised, right?
Bob: Fuck. Oh fuck. Fuckfuckfuckfuck
Bob: Fuck. Oh fuck. Fuckfuckfuckfuck
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In my day we used manufacture consent for illegal military action, but I suppose the president never was big on consent.
January 3, 2026 at 4:42 PM
In my day we used manufacture consent for illegal military action, but I suppose the president never was big on consent.
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
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This is what they took from you
August 7, 2024 at 6:50 PM
This is what they took from you
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In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji.
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 AM
In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji.
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jayden you booger mom signed an executive order saying it’s my turn on the switch
January 2, 2026 at 4:23 PM
jayden you booger mom signed an executive order saying it’s my turn on the switch
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sometimes I’ll make a joke to my wife and she’ll roll her eyes and ask if I’m “gonna post that one on bluesky.” I mean, yes, but her tone is very hurtful
January 2, 2026 at 3:00 AM
sometimes I’ll make a joke to my wife and she’ll roll her eyes and ask if I’m “gonna post that one on bluesky.” I mean, yes, but her tone is very hurtful
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the end of a year is like a sewer.
some see a past filled with crap and regret, foul memories of yesterdays flushed into darkness but not forgotten.
others see it as a transition to something better, a rush towards transformation. Renewal. Opportunity.
both true—
for sewers imitate life.
some see a past filled with crap and regret, foul memories of yesterdays flushed into darkness but not forgotten.
others see it as a transition to something better, a rush towards transformation. Renewal. Opportunity.
both true—
for sewers imitate life.
December 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
the end of a year is like a sewer.
some see a past filled with crap and regret, foul memories of yesterdays flushed into darkness but not forgotten.
others see it as a transition to something better, a rush towards transformation. Renewal. Opportunity.
both true—
for sewers imitate life.
some see a past filled with crap and regret, foul memories of yesterdays flushed into darkness but not forgotten.
others see it as a transition to something better, a rush towards transformation. Renewal. Opportunity.
both true—
for sewers imitate life.
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last christmas he pooped out an egg/ the very next day the joker escaped
December 30, 2025 at 7:36 AM
last christmas he pooped out an egg/ the very next day the joker escaped