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cöle
@colebahorize.bsky.social
· Nov 26
Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes.
Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”
Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”
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its not a mood disorder im like this on purpose
October 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
its not a mood disorder im like this on purpose
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wholesome first date idea: let’s go to church and when service is over you can sacrifice me to the god of your choice
August 3, 2025 at 11:56 AM
wholesome first date idea: let’s go to church and when service is over you can sacrifice me to the god of your choice
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It's so pleasant to be able to scroll on here and not endure a barrage of targeted ads 😵💫
August 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
It's so pleasant to be able to scroll on here and not endure a barrage of targeted ads 😵💫
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If you have time to read this, you have time to text her.
July 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
If you have time to read this, you have time to text her.
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Thinking about buying an Amazon van so I can park anywhere.
July 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Thinking about buying an Amazon van so I can park anywhere.
I actually love this new yearly tradition of a CEO offering to the gods.
July 31, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I actually love this new yearly tradition of a CEO offering to the gods.
Them: What did you do today?
Me: liked every coldplay meme on every platform🤣
Me: liked every coldplay meme on every platform🤣
July 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Them: What did you do today?
Me: liked every coldplay meme on every platform🤣
Me: liked every coldplay meme on every platform🤣
All my passwords are protected by amnesia.
July 10, 2025 at 10:00 AM
All my passwords are protected by amnesia.
I don't like to brag about how mature and brave I am but, in this hot weather, I’ve been sleeping with one foot dangling outside of the bed where monsters could grab it.
June 29, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I don't like to brag about how mature and brave I am but, in this hot weather, I’ve been sleeping with one foot dangling outside of the bed where monsters could grab it.
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stay away from him girl, he's a bad boy (he doesn't wash his hands)
June 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
stay away from him girl, he's a bad boy (he doesn't wash his hands)
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I avoid things mainly because I don't like things.
June 8, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I avoid things mainly because I don't like things.
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
My apologies to Ketamine, I was unfamiliar with your game.
June 6, 2025 at 5:05 AM
My apologies to Ketamine, I was unfamiliar with your game.
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Our video monitors picked up the chimps making voodoo dolls of the zoo management but the fact that they're our favorites and feed them more now — that's just coincidence
June 4, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Our video monitors picked up the chimps making voodoo dolls of the zoo management but the fact that they're our favorites and feed them more now — that's just coincidence
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Friends, I don’t want to do things every day any more.
Like I’m just done doing various things.
Who wants to join me?
Like I’m just done doing various things.
Who wants to join me?
June 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Friends, I don’t want to do things every day any more.
Like I’m just done doing various things.
Who wants to join me?
Like I’m just done doing various things.
Who wants to join me?
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i got my facts on a different internet you don’t know it
June 4, 2025 at 1:11 AM
i got my facts on a different internet you don’t know it
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Exercising my brain by overthinking.
June 4, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Exercising my brain by overthinking.
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Me: What if instead of a cat there’s a shark in the box
Schrödinger: You’re missing the point but it's pretty badass
Schrödinger: You’re missing the point but it's pretty badass
June 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Me: What if instead of a cat there’s a shark in the box
Schrödinger: You’re missing the point but it's pretty badass
Schrödinger: You’re missing the point but it's pretty badass
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When I was a kid I remember my dad teaching me how to play chess and it was one of the most boring days of my life
June 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
When I was a kid I remember my dad teaching me how to play chess and it was one of the most boring days of my life
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Sometimes I order the extra large burger even though I’m not sure I have room for it, so I get it, people who climb Mount Everest.
June 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Sometimes I order the extra large burger even though I’m not sure I have room for it, so I get it, people who climb Mount Everest.
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Ah yes, existence. The main ingredient for misery.
June 3, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Ah yes, existence. The main ingredient for misery.
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[first date]
WAITER: *places check on table*
ME: please let me pick that up
DATE: oh ok thanks
ME: *picks it up and hands it to her* you're welcome
WAITER: *places check on table*
ME: please let me pick that up
DATE: oh ok thanks
ME: *picks it up and hands it to her* you're welcome
June 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
[first date]
WAITER: *places check on table*
ME: please let me pick that up
DATE: oh ok thanks
ME: *picks it up and hands it to her* you're welcome
WAITER: *places check on table*
ME: please let me pick that up
DATE: oh ok thanks
ME: *picks it up and hands it to her* you're welcome