Chris
@chrs00.bsky.social
Some football, some comics, some films, some music, some other stuff probably. He/Him.
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Chris
@chrs00.bsky.social
· Nov 16
New followers please don't be offended if I say something mean about your football club. Please be assured it's nothing worse than I've said about my own.
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Musk's ego was mortally wounded by Joyce Carol Oates and he's been on a narcissistic supply bender since
November 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Musk's ego was mortally wounded by Joyce Carol Oates and he's been on a narcissistic supply bender since
Good news: the colleague whose Facebook friend request you just accepted doesn't really post anything
Bad news: their spouse posts every ten minutes and tags your colleague in everything
Bad news: their spouse posts every ten minutes and tags your colleague in everything
November 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Good news: the colleague whose Facebook friend request you just accepted doesn't really post anything
Bad news: their spouse posts every ten minutes and tags your colleague in everything
Bad news: their spouse posts every ten minutes and tags your colleague in everything
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I haven’t checked, but, I can’t believe there isn’t a confirmation bias day.
November 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I haven’t checked, but, I can’t believe there isn’t a confirmation bias day.
[taking my trousers off in the hope it will generate more comic boxes]
No, you don't need more storage. You need fewer clothes
November 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
[taking my trousers off in the hope it will generate more comic boxes]
Very underwhelmed by The Running Man (2025)
November 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Very underwhelmed by The Running Man (2025)
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Wow, he looks just like him!
November 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Wow, he looks just like him!
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Bill Bryson is such an underrated treasure
November 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Bill Bryson is such an underrated treasure
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I'm a bit of en environmental bore. At lunch, I told my colleagues I was signing up to Grinder because I liked the convenience. I got strange looks and I'd got the name wrong. I signed up to Grind, for coffee pods. Not sure if/how to explain this one.
November 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I'm a bit of en environmental bore. At lunch, I told my colleagues I was signing up to Grinder because I liked the convenience. I got strange looks and I'd got the name wrong. I signed up to Grind, for coffee pods. Not sure if/how to explain this one.
I will never not sing Jumping Jack Flash when presented with the intro to Thunderstruck
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I will never not sing Jumping Jack Flash when presented with the intro to Thunderstruck
Might post the entirety of A Fistful Of Dollars to insta reels with the caption "crazy that this whole sequence was ad libbed but the director liked it so kept it in" and see what happens
November 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Might post the entirety of A Fistful Of Dollars to insta reels with the caption "crazy that this whole sequence was ad libbed but the director liked it so kept it in" and see what happens
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Just made this. I’m a widely respected intellectual, you know
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Just made this. I’m a widely respected intellectual, you know
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It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.
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It's Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands Scream[ing] Day!
November 14, 2024 at 3:59 PM
It's Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands Scream[ing] Day!
"Inflation is a concept from the 50s" er okay m8 maybe it was the economists who had him offed
jeeeeeesus christ, Epstein was setting policy for the 1st Trump Admin, and "[Epstein's] nerds" are these foreign agents he's describing?
November 14, 2025 at 6:52 AM
"Inflation is a concept from the 50s" er okay m8 maybe it was the economists who had him offed
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I’m surely not the only one who read this as a cat costing $7k and assumed it was just chuck blazer’s legacy
$7,000 for a cat. A ticket for the WC final. Over seven times what it cost for a similar ticket at the Euro 2024 final, almost five times what was charged at Qatar 2022. Too much is never enough for Gianni Infantino.
Another price increase for the 2026 World Cup…
Sensing strong demand, FIFA raised the cost of many tickets to record-setting heights — the first large-scale implementation of its “variable pricing” strategy.
Details from @henrybushnell.bsky.social: www.nytimes.com/athletic/679...
Sensing strong demand, FIFA raised the cost of many tickets to record-setting heights — the first large-scale implementation of its “variable pricing” strategy.
Details from @henrybushnell.bsky.social: www.nytimes.com/athletic/679...
November 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I’m surely not the only one who read this as a cat costing $7k and assumed it was just chuck blazer’s legacy
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Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
Sorry I'm late to Today's Big News. I've been watching Interview with the Vampire. A tale of somebody poring over documents detailing the crimes of some monsters. Which, er... yeah.
November 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Sorry I'm late to Today's Big News. I've been watching Interview with the Vampire. A tale of somebody poring over documents detailing the crimes of some monsters. Which, er... yeah.
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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Amazing how many criminals get together and decide the first order of business is emailing each other about the crimes every three minutes
November 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Amazing how many criminals get together and decide the first order of business is emailing each other about the crimes every three minutes
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every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"
November 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"
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I am so tired of this man
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I am so tired of this man
I am so tired of this man
President Trump criticises France and others for celebrating remembrance day, saying, "We're the one that won the wars"
Surreal, and so very disrespectful to every person who fought in the wars for the freedoms we all enjoy today
Surreal, and so very disrespectful to every person who fought in the wars for the freedoms we all enjoy today
November 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I am so tired of this man
People who get confused by the continuity in James Bond would explode on contact if exposed to the Godzilla franchise
November 11, 2025 at 6:12 PM
People who get confused by the continuity in James Bond would explode on contact if exposed to the Godzilla franchise