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Chris
@chrs00.bsky.social
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Some football, some comics, some films, some music, some other stuff probably. He/Him.
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Some 10/10 Blueskying here imho
An AnonOpinion post essentially saying that if the football team you follow isn't your parents' or your local, there's something wrong with you And a reply asking "do you feel the same about people who don't like football"
October 31, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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Some of you have never had your legs sliced clean off by a falling sail, and swept into the sea before your very eyes, and it shows
Tom Baker as Captain Redbeard Rum from Blackadder II
October 29, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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Ah, the perfect game.
An image showing the results of an NYT Connections game. Purple first, then blue, then yellow, and finally green. With no errors.
October 29, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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An October 2022 tweet from"@chrs00 (the same handle and profile picture as this user? weird) saying "Just remember folks - on any given day, any Barclays Football Federation Superclub can beat any other Barclays Football Federation Superclub" accompanied by a picture of WWF commentary heavyweights Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
October 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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I mean this is true of pretty much any subject, be it Trek or football or comics. If you act like an entire demographic doesn't exist, then they just stop talking to you about it. They don't go away, they just become invisible to you because you don't want to acknowledge them.
If you think I'm underestimating the number of Trek's female viewers, scroll through the comments on any Star Trek-related content anywhere on the internet. Then count the number of female commenters. You'll see a lot of guys named Steve, but you won't see many Jennifers.
October 25, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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Yay sports?
A Wembley sign with the logos for NFL teams the Rams and the Jaguars
October 19, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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Abe Simpson at a typewriter, presumably writing "I am not a crackpot"
October 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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"So when exactly on Wednesday was this meant to happen again?"

"Pacific Wednesday! Not local Wednesday!"

"Okay but what time?"

"Yes!!"
A post from the PokemonGo Twitter account reading: "Trainers, the new leveling journey update will release on Wednesday, October 15, 2025 PDT, and not local time. Additionally, the special commemorative medal and the all-new level 50 avatar pose will be available to eligible Trainers when the leveling revamp update is released."
October 15, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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The meme where the dude is looking at a butterfly and asking "is this a pigeon" but it's Peter Thiel looking at "literally anything" and asking "is this an anti-christ figure"
October 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Seymour Skinner asking "am I out of touch? No it's literally every English speaker who is wrong"
October 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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The agony of choice
A photo of an eBay checkout screen. Options are: - Free delivery in 2-3 days, ready for collection Friday 10th Oct - £7.95 delivery in 2-3 days, ready for collection Friday 10th Oct
October 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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If you click the three dots between the share and the x you can block the advert
September 30, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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A screenshot of a tweet from October 2024 by "chrs00" in response to a report that Ruben Amorim is about to take over at Man Utd. The tweet contains a photo of Bryan Cranston's panicked yelling from inside a car window (per Breaking Bad) with the caption: "Ruben no it's a poisoned chalice you can't make them better they can only make you worse etc etc" but in this instance "Ruben" has been haphazardly crossed out and replaced with "Gareth"
September 28, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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Leaked photo of Keir Starmer at work in Number 10:
The South Park "underpants gnomes" meme, wherein a gnome stands before a big board with A Plan. The plan is thus: Phase 1: Even more ID cards Phase 2: ? Phase 3: People like me
September 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Newt from Aliens saying "mostly"
September 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Black and white image of David Lynch (the best to ever do it) Caption: Good morning, everyone. It's... it's an absolute shitshow out there today
September 18, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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When you find out about controlled substances
A tweet from "Andrew Tate" (whoever that is; don't @ me): "It's not only Charlie. There's a list." (The apostrophes are added by me for this alt text, as I'd rather write this disclaimer than get into a fight with my phone's already annoying autocorrect)
September 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Send them back, stop the boats, etc. Coming over here and eating our aphids.
They normally live in France and continental Europe but have made the trip across the English Channel to settle in Southampton and the New Forest, Prof Wynn said.
September 14, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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Ooh, got to use the block button on someone. They seem to think I'm a Democrat? That I'm American?
An idiot with no pfp calling me a Democrat Nazi who ruined the country for 4 years and I can go fuck myself
September 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Just parking this here for future reference so it's one less thing I need to drudge back into the sewers for
A tweet (whatever that is) from a mysterious chap called chrs00 reading "It's going to be such a shame when Yamal has to retire at 26 because his knees are dust" dated 30th April 2025
September 13, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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"You know what it is though? It's Groypers"

"Groypers?"

"Groypers"

"Groypers!"

"Exactly. Groypers. They think the far right isn't far right enough"

"Sounds far wrong to me."

"That's Groypers!"
A conversation between Jerry and George from the obscure television show "Seinfeld"
September 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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I mean you have to admire Russell's commitment to positivity
Russell Martin is "excited" by Rangers' Champions League rescue mission in Bruges and insists the play-off tie is "very much alive" despite his side's two-goal deficit. Martin's side were 3-0 down to Club Brugge after 20 minutes of last week's first leg before staging a recovery of sorts after the break, pulling a goal back through Danilo. Speaking on the eve of Wednesday's return leg, head coach Martin said: "I think we have a real chance to come here and attack it and every team will have a plan, so it'll be interesting to see what their plan is, and I'm sure it'll be to try and build on the margin that they're winning by. A match momentum graph showing Rangers 6-0 down with virtually no momentum on their side at all
August 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Me watching Southampton try to do a football
A still from the movie "The Death of Stalin" featuring Rupert Friend as Vasily yelling "come on! Play better, you clattering fannies" at the ice hockey team he's meant to be coaching
August 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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I've been at this game several times
BBC match stats for Rangers vs Dundee, showing Rangers with 75.7% possession, 46 touches in the opposition box, 20 shots, with five shots on target. In a match they drew 1-1 through a 92nd minute penalty 709 passes, 657 completed. 103 backwards, 175 forward (leaving 379 that were presumably sideways), 206 successful final third passes, and 24 "long" balls
August 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Stop the count?
The top six of the Football League Championship after 8 teams have played, showing Southampton at the top
August 9, 2025 at 1:40 PM