Chris
@chrs00.bsky.social
Some football, some comics, some films, some music, some other stuff probably. He/Him.
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Chris
@chrs00.bsky.social
· Nov 16
New followers please don't be offended if I say something mean about your football club. Please be assured it's nothing worse than I've said about my own.
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February 14, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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The sass of the person writing the minute by minute on England v Scotland is to be admired
February 14, 2026 at 5:29 PM
The sass of the person writing the minute by minute on England v Scotland is to be admired
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I think I’ve been scammed….My Rottweilers haven’t grown in months 😱😱
February 14, 2026 at 1:22 PM
I think I’ve been scammed….My Rottweilers haven’t grown in months 😱😱
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This is blackout poetry to me
February 14, 2026 at 2:26 PM
This is blackout poetry to me
I don't think he's great, regardless of where he's MP for
Great Yarmouth MP Rupert Lowe launches new political party
Great Yarmouth MP Rupert Lowe launches new political party
Restore Britain is set up by former Reform UK member, Rupert Lowe.
www.bbc.com
February 14, 2026 at 11:38 AM
I don't think he's great, regardless of where he's MP for
Valentines Fact: the word "romantic" means "of or pertaining to Rom, the Space Knight"
February 14, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Valentines Fact: the word "romantic" means "of or pertaining to Rom, the Space Knight"
Reframing the behaviour of Xander Harris through the lens of "he inadvertently staked his best friend in episode 2 and it was just never mentioned again"
February 14, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Reframing the behaviour of Xander Harris through the lens of "he inadvertently staked his best friend in episode 2 and it was just never mentioned again"
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the photo and headline framing make it seem like their gay love affair has rocked the foundations of the Beckham family
February 14, 2026 at 11:03 AM
the photo and headline framing make it seem like their gay love affair has rocked the foundations of the Beckham family
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Just checking, it's now ok to flee your homeland, because you're afraid for your safety, and seek refuge in another Country?
Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.
Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.
February 14, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Just checking, it's now ok to flee your homeland, because you're afraid for your safety, and seek refuge in another Country?
Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.
Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.
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You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
February 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
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Rare to get an actual vox pop with a pothole
February 13, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Rare to get an actual vox pop with a pothole
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Sold!
Jason Statham is set to play Jason Statham in Jason Statham Stole My Bike, a new action-comedy from Bullet Train director David Leitch.
Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies...
Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies...
February 13, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Sold!
Gonna go in on Iron Lung, guys. Excited to find out if it's Good, Good Because YouTuber Made It, Bad, or Bad Because YouTuber Made It. I've seen all the takes.
February 13, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Gonna go in on Iron Lung, guys. Excited to find out if it's Good, Good Because YouTuber Made It, Bad, or Bad Because YouTuber Made It. I've seen all the takes.
It used to be that you had to visit dedicated fan forums to find people who hated a given piece of media. Now even mentioning the thing summons them to you.
The current structures of the internet give the most toxic elements of any broad community (fandoms/politics/hobbies etc) the ability to control the public experience of it.
It takes work to carve out non toxic spaces. It all seems not great to me!
It takes work to carve out non toxic spaces. It all seems not great to me!
the Heated Rivalry fandom has done a really remarkable speedrun from a celebration of a fluffy, sexy gay show to calling cast members pedophiles & journalists "klan members" (yes, really) — v excited about @wired.com's blow-by-blow feat interviews w fans on the front lines
February 13, 2026 at 7:30 PM
It used to be that you had to visit dedicated fan forums to find people who hated a given piece of media. Now even mentioning the thing summons them to you.
My favourite oasis song? Well there aren't many, but I'd have to say Midnight at the Oasis. Maria who? No the Brand New Heavies version. I wouldn't exactly call them rock and roll stars, but they do it for me. Galaga? No I was more a Space Invaders kid.
February 13, 2026 at 7:28 PM
My favourite oasis song? Well there aren't many, but I'd have to say Midnight at the Oasis. Maria who? No the Brand New Heavies version. I wouldn't exactly call them rock and roll stars, but they do it for me. Galaga? No I was more a Space Invaders kid.
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NUDE ELON MUSK: The invisible clothes I'm wearing are a product of xAthleisure, which will roll out self-dressing outfits within two years at the latest
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
February 12, 2026 at 7:10 PM
NUDE ELON MUSK: The invisible clothes I'm wearing are a product of xAthleisure, which will roll out self-dressing outfits within two years at the latest
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
Having been to Texas, I know the obvious solution of "just get an Uber" is actually A Trap
My idea for World Cup content somebody should do is drop an English reporter in the center of every World Cup hosting city and having them film themselves trying to get to the stadium.
February 12, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Having been to Texas, I know the obvious solution of "just get an Uber" is actually A Trap
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Sorry just in utter shock at Southampton doing the thing we're usually on the receiving end of
February 10, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Sorry just in utter shock at Southampton doing the thing we're usually on the receiving end of
Tonda heard me whinging about his game management, defensive record, and performance in the last 20 minutes, and made it his mission to prove me wrong over four matches
February 10, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Tonda heard me whinging about his game management, defensive record, and performance in the last 20 minutes, and made it his mission to prove me wrong over four matches
I'm fucking sorry Saints did WHAT???
February 10, 2026 at 9:52 PM
I'm fucking sorry Saints did WHAT???