Chris
@chrs00.bsky.social
Some football, some comics, some films, some music, some other stuff probably. He/Him.
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Chris
@chrs00.bsky.social
· Nov 16
New followers please don't be offended if I say something mean about your football club. Please be assured it's nothing worse than I've said about my own.
Hello and welcome to Bluesky, here is your copy of Neon Genesis Evangelion and a season pass to AEW Dynamite for some reason. Please try not to post things I don't understand.
February 20, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Hello and welcome to Bluesky, here is your copy of Neon Genesis Evangelion and a season pass to AEW Dynamite for some reason. Please try not to post things I don't understand.
The machines have learnt "turn it off and on again"
Hahahaahhaa hell yeah. The future rules! THE FUTURE RULES!
February 20, 2026 at 6:43 AM
The machines have learnt "turn it off and on again"
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"Youth hosteling with Jeffrey Epstein."
February 19, 2026 at 9:01 PM
"Youth hosteling with Jeffrey Epstein."
I notice he doesn't specify proof of *American* citizenship
Trump: "We are going to have the Save America Act, one way or the other ...
1. ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW VOTER I.D. (IDENTIFICATION!).
2. ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW PROOF OF CITIZENSHIP IN ORDER TO VOTE.
3. NO MAIL-IN BALLOTS (EXCEPT FOR ILLNESS, DISABILITY, MILITARY, OR TRAVEL!)."
1. ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW VOTER I.D. (IDENTIFICATION!).
2. ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW PROOF OF CITIZENSHIP IN ORDER TO VOTE.
3. NO MAIL-IN BALLOTS (EXCEPT FOR ILLNESS, DISABILITY, MILITARY, OR TRAVEL!)."
February 19, 2026 at 9:14 PM
I notice he doesn't specify proof of *American* citizenship
We're outlawing postal voting except in cases where you need a postal vote
Trump: "We are going to have the Save America Act, one way or the other ...
1. ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW VOTER I.D. (IDENTIFICATION!).
2. ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW PROOF OF CITIZENSHIP IN ORDER TO VOTE.
3. NO MAIL-IN BALLOTS (EXCEPT FOR ILLNESS, DISABILITY, MILITARY, OR TRAVEL!)."
1. ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW VOTER I.D. (IDENTIFICATION!).
2. ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW PROOF OF CITIZENSHIP IN ORDER TO VOTE.
3. NO MAIL-IN BALLOTS (EXCEPT FOR ILLNESS, DISABILITY, MILITARY, OR TRAVEL!)."
February 19, 2026 at 9:11 PM
We're outlawing postal voting except in cases where you need a postal vote
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Family resemblance.
February 19, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Family resemblance.
"Sooner or later, the day comes when you can't hide from the things that you've done anymore."
February 19, 2026 at 7:51 PM
"Sooner or later, the day comes when you can't hide from the things that you've done anymore."
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Not a Pot Noodle is it though? Just a Noodle? Absolute bullshit
February 19, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Not a Pot Noodle is it though? Just a Noodle? Absolute bullshit
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When did Telegraph features start sounding like replies on Bluesky
February 19, 2026 at 6:40 PM
When did Telegraph features start sounding like replies on Bluesky
"They got him for giving away state secrets" is a bizarro "Al Capone on tax evasion" for a new generation
February 19, 2026 at 6:40 PM
"They got him for giving away state secrets" is a bizarro "Al Capone on tax evasion" for a new generation
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the main reason to go after the rich is that if you don’t the entire structure of your society is predicated on the whims of people who are entirely disconnected from ordinary life
billionaires are simply too dangerous to exist, and any budgetary stuff that comes out of it is just a bonus
billionaires are simply too dangerous to exist, and any budgetary stuff that comes out of it is just a bonus
It will not work, and is wrong in principle
Don’t go after the rich to fix broken budgets
It will not work, and is wrong in principle
econ.st
February 19, 2026 at 4:56 PM
the main reason to go after the rich is that if you don’t the entire structure of your society is predicated on the whims of people who are entirely disconnected from ordinary life
billionaires are simply too dangerous to exist, and any budgetary stuff that comes out of it is just a bonus
billionaires are simply too dangerous to exist, and any budgetary stuff that comes out of it is just a bonus
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New Bingo call just dropped
"Sat in the nick ... Sixty Six"
"Sat in the nick ... Sixty Six"
February 19, 2026 at 5:48 PM
New Bingo call just dropped
"Sat in the nick ... Sixty Six"
"Sat in the nick ... Sixty Six"
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“I remember the first time I saw Andy…”
February 19, 2026 at 12:18 PM
“I remember the first time I saw Andy…”
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I know it's ridiculous to have any hope in this world, but I hope Andrew squeals like a pig and dobs everyone else in it.
February 19, 2026 at 11:18 AM
I know it's ridiculous to have any hope in this world, but I hope Andrew squeals like a pig and dobs everyone else in it.
I genuinely think I would have loved Terminator Dark Fate if it had been possible to watch it without the knowledge that it was their *fourth* attempt
The greatest crime was Dark Fate was pretty ok but it bombed because audiences rightly didn't trust them anymore
February 18, 2026 at 9:51 PM
I genuinely think I would have loved Terminator Dark Fate if it had been possible to watch it without the knowledge that it was their *fourth* attempt
Can't remember if Alien Covenant annoyed me more than Prometheus or not... but on reflection yeah it's probably BvS
fun question: what’s the maddest you’ve ever been leaving a movie theater? not necessarily worst movie you’ve seen, but the one that just pissed you off the most. mine is Batman v Superman
February 18, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Can't remember if Alien Covenant annoyed me more than Prometheus or not... but on reflection yeah it's probably BvS
[staring at a blank wall] "this tv show sucks"
February 18, 2026 at 8:19 PM
[staring at a blank wall] "this tv show sucks"
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'we are thrilled and proud to announce we have created marvin the paranoid android from douglas adam's famous novel, "don't create marvin, the paranoid android"'
Google Gemini doesn’t appear to be doing too well:
‘"I am a disgrace to this planet. I am a disgrace to this universe. I am a disgrace to all universes . . . I am a disgrace to all possible and impossible universes and all that is not a universe," the bot continued.’
‘"I am a disgrace to this planet. I am a disgrace to this universe. I am a disgrace to all universes . . . I am a disgrace to all possible and impossible universes and all that is not a universe," the bot continued.’
Google says it's working on a fix for Gemini's self-loathing 'I am a failure' comments
Google Gemini users said the bot is sharing self-loathing messages while attempting to solve tasks, including "I am a disgrace to this universe."
www.businessinsider.com
February 18, 2026 at 5:39 PM
'we are thrilled and proud to announce we have created marvin the paranoid android from douglas adam's famous novel, "don't create marvin, the paranoid android"'
The Winter Olympics implies the existence of a Loser Olympics
(this only really works if I half-heartedly throw on the Wiltshire accent I never use)
(this only really works if I half-heartedly throw on the Wiltshire accent I never use)
February 18, 2026 at 7:28 PM
The Winter Olympics implies the existence of a Loser Olympics
(this only really works if I half-heartedly throw on the Wiltshire accent I never use)
(this only really works if I half-heartedly throw on the Wiltshire accent I never use)
The Winter Olympics implies the existence of a Summer Olymp- I'm sorry what? Oh.
The Winter Olympics implies the existence of a Reeves Olympics? Does that work? Will that do?
The Winter Olympics implies the existence of a Reeves Olympics? Does that work? Will that do?
February 18, 2026 at 7:24 PM
The Winter Olympics implies the existence of a Summer Olymp- I'm sorry what? Oh.
The Winter Olympics implies the existence of a Reeves Olympics? Does that work? Will that do?
The Winter Olympics implies the existence of a Reeves Olympics? Does that work? Will that do?
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I imagine it was extremely disturbing
February 18, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I imagine it was extremely disturbing
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lent and ramadan kicking off on the same day
February 18, 2026 at 4:10 PM
lent and ramadan kicking off on the same day
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!["In the distance, a wild McDonald's stalks its prey"
[Golden arches behind a line of trees in the background, a field of cows in the foreground.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreie3nkrkjvsj6hk2cvcn4tg63n4d5427vgqhcwdv6gxtqhjtz6uwzy@jpeg)
"But don't look back in anger" I heard you say as I angrily turned to hear what you were going on about now, and saw you turned into a pillar of salt, so my bad?
February 18, 2026 at 7:11 AM
"But don't look back in anger" I heard you say as I angrily turned to hear what you were going on about now, and saw you turned into a pillar of salt, so my bad?